Future Knight

[PaulHogan]

I’m guessing it’s that time of year when Her Maj is running a finger down the list of failed politicos, civil grease monkeys and military has-beens with a view to laying the old knighting sword on their shoulders.

So, who do we think should get a royal doffing? You can keep it PH, and my vote would be for

Sir Nigel of Mansell

or you can go non PH, and I’d like to see

Dame Joanna Lumley

or you could go bizarre…

Sir Noddy Holder

Anyway, your thoughts for people who should be knighted please.