Swimmer's ear

[miniman]

Right, I am properly unhappy now. I **may** have been teaching my daughter how to bomb in the swimming pool, and now I have water trapped in my ear. I have bought a bottle of Swim Ear, but I've drunk the lot and it hasn't helped. (seriously, I have added the prescribed quantity to my ear hole)

In addition to said Swim Ear, I have tried:

- Finger
- Cotton bud
- Rolled up bog paper
- Pencil
- Shower
- Hairdryer

HELP!!!