F****ing Neighbours

F****ing Neighbours

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crazycats

Original Poster:

700 posts

255 months

Friday 22nd August 2003
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Sorry guys but this really has annoyed me!!!

Just been out for a few beers in the local with a few mates, and have been subjected to some real finger pointing.

Most fingers have been really cool....you've just got a cerbera, love it, nice colour, sounds fantastic, can I have a go? How fast is it, whats the 0-60, how much,
all the usual stuff.

However............one person(sex excluded, but it doesn't have balls), came striding across the bar, and said to me, you're the one with the noisy car aren't you?

Yep, was my reply....."Well, can you keep the f****ng noise down in the morning" it said to me, well as you can imagine, I was a bit surprised by this as I don't use the car in the early hours, and even if I do I'm really careful about noise, i.e start, quick warm up, and off I go.....and so it goes on, which I tryed to explain.

Off I went for a few more beers with the lads, but no, I'd got a terrier attached, "Can't you get it fixed?, she sqwaked"

Yes I think so, but I'm not sure you'll like the outcome...

So, what happens now guys???? Do I start moaning about her barking dog, or her crappy 2 stroke hedge trimmer at 9 on a sunday morning, or even her offensive dress sense, or do I just set fire to her front door???...

Advice please

GCerbera

5,161 posts

257 months

Friday 22nd August 2003
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crazycats said:
Advice please

Give her a ride in it! (take that how you want )

pddmac

142 posts

267 months

Friday 22nd August 2003
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SPORTS EXHAUST. she deserves using langauage like that.

Trefor

14,661 posts

289 months

Friday 22nd August 2003
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Sounds like those cats need to come out to fix it.

tvrslag

1,198 posts

261 months

Friday 22nd August 2003
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Do all of the above!!

She needs help.

I have often used my Cerb as a noise creating device (rather than weather creating )to annoy neighbours who have woken me up early with lawn mowers power washers etc.
Childish,.... maybe. Fun ,..... you bet!!

rocket

1,282 posts

290 months

Friday 22nd August 2003
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1. Invite lots of noisy mates with equally noisy cars around for a noisy bar-b-q....regularly.

2. Post her address on PH, Sprint, Yahoo, etc, and invite other owners to undertake noisy fly pasts whenever possible.

3. Just point at her and laugh insanely (really winds 'em up).

pddmac

142 posts

267 months

Friday 22nd August 2003
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Actually, give me yr address, I'll come round on my open piped 1450cc Fat Boy, now that is noisy, see what happens...

Alf Essex

1,467 posts

267 months

Friday 22nd August 2003
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I suggest that Mid-Essex arrange their next convoy from outside your house, 25 cars starting up together would show her how loud TVR's can be!

If a neighbour complained to me I would just rev up louder....some people just have nothing better to do but complain...clearly they were abused children!!

Alan.

Julian64

14,317 posts

260 months

Friday 22nd August 2003
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Nope, tell her there are easier ways of asking you out.

This is classic 'I want you to notice me' behavour. The girl fancies you.

crazycats

Original Poster:

700 posts

255 months

Friday 22nd August 2003
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I suggest that Mid-Essex arrange their next convoy from outside your house, 25 cars starting up together would show her how loud TVR's can be!

Now that sounds like a good idea

crazycats

Original Poster:

700 posts

255 months

Friday 22nd August 2003
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Julian64 said:

This is classic 'I want you to notice me' behavour. The girl fancies you.



Ha Ha, hadn't thought of that

Mr.T

386 posts

259 months

Friday 22nd August 2003
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Clearly she's pi**ed off cos her boyfriend's only got a jacked up Corsa with a drainpipe bolted on the back.

Big T

1,337 posts

260 months

Friday 22nd August 2003
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Jealousy my friend, I get it all the time and I in their faces, that really winds them up then I set all their car alarms off at 3 in the morning!! Since I've had my Cerbera I don't get a parking space near my house anymore so I rev the sh*t out of it when I come home late and wake em' all up!!

P.S. crazycats, take her out for a spin in it and scare the crap outta her!

gazzab

21,218 posts

288 months

Friday 22nd August 2003
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Start a war.
Tell her to stop dog barking to not use hedle trimmers to early etc...
Always let it pop n bang in first gear as you go past her house.
Get a new job that means getting up a 5 am so you have to wake them early!
sports pipes, de-cat.....
In fact - buy all your neighbours a cerbera

marki

15,763 posts

276 months

Friday 22nd August 2003
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Big T said:

I set all their car alarms off at 3 in the morning!! Since I've had my Cerbera I don't get a parking space near my house anymore so I rev the sh*t out of it when I come home late and wake em' all up!!



Nice ,,your lucky you dont live near me , what`s the T stand for by the way

griffman

390 posts

264 months

Friday 22nd August 2003
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just tell her to p*** off and mind her own buisness. i have a pre cat 4.0 griff and the neighbours love it to the point of fighting over whos getting the next ride. good luck with the old witch and advice on her manners in public wont go amiss.

Big T

1,337 posts

260 months

Friday 22nd August 2003
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marki said:
Nice ,,your lucky you dont live near me
Yeah, but you're probably not a small minded jealous person. I get a lot of comments driving mine from jealous idiots and from some people you can almost feel the hate! Shame that some people are like that really, very sad indeed.


marki said:
what`s the T stand for by the way
T for TONY or is it TOOL

vroom

665 posts

290 months

Friday 22nd August 2003
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Its happened to me.

Fell out with our neighbours for other reasons.

But once I revved my Cerbera up (Sat 3pm ish) as I'd just been tweaking...

The next day, the neighbour (looks like Bobby Ball by the way), came home from work & revved his Shitty 318 whilst smirking to his wife.

The fact that he'd rather do this than have the bollox to ask if I could keep the noise down really wound me up.

Rock on Tommy.

Noodles 4.2

574 posts

268 months

Friday 22nd August 2003
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Pathetic.

I continually have wars with my neighbours - but not about noise - they seem to take pleaseure in parking across my garage on my driveway. A clamp soon stopped that. I came home one night last year to find one of them in my garden with a chainsaw cutting down my cherry tree! I shan't mention the retribution taken so you don't think me a psycho!

At least yours speaks English! Bedford really is an armpit.

Do you know anyone you can borrow a big old Wedge from for a few days - that'll give her something to moan about.

Some 2@ near me has a couple of mini's - he is always out fixing, bodging and welding bits to it. I was washing my cerb next to his minis and he came out for a chat. I mentioned I had just got back from Le Mans and the the TVRs didn't finish. He laughed gave a few grating comments about plastic kit-cars and said I had to be mad to buy such an unreliable odd looking car (odd!?!). I bit my lip and ignored it. Everytime I drive past his two heaps both the alarms go off which I find highly amusing. He came over and had a whinge. I said I didn't mean to upset him but I thought he was being a little 'optimistic' if he thought anyone was going to try and steal either of these two 'design icons' (to use his words).

Let them moan and whinge as they can do nothing about it whatsoever!

joospeed

4,473 posts

284 months

Friday 22nd August 2003
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next door neighbour came out to me one day to complain about the noise of my M one morning as I got ready for work.. I told her that as long as my taxes were paying her dole I'd start my bloody car whever the hell I liked thank you very much.
never saw her again