Why does everyone have a Vauxhall Mokka?

Why does everyone have a Vauxhall Mokka?

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GeorgeMokka

Original Poster:

61 posts

17 months

Sunday 3rd May 2020
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All I see on the road are Vauxhall Mokka’s and they seem like a pretty popular car but everyone I speak to always says how much they hate the Vauxhall Mokka even though they haven’t owned one.

So... why does everyone have a Vauxhall Mokka?

200Plus Club

8,864 posts

244 months

Sunday 3rd May 2020
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What's a mokka and where do we get one?

SidewaysSi

8,994 posts

200 months

Sunday 3rd May 2020
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It's not as good as the Suzuki Cappuccino though.

junglie

1,666 posts

183 months

Sunday 3rd May 2020
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Or a model ‘Tea’ Ford.

DoubleD

18,133 posts

74 months

Sunday 3rd May 2020
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GeorgeMokka said:
So... why does everyone have a Vauxhall Mokka?
I havent got one.

HTH

MOBB

2,653 posts

93 months

Sunday 3rd May 2020
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DoubleD said:
GeorgeMokka said:
So... why does everyone have a Vauxhall Mokka?
I havent got one.

HTH
Yeah yeah :-)

Pothole

32,979 posts

248 months

Sunday 3rd May 2020
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DoubleD said:
GeorgeMokka said:
So... why does everyone have a Vauxhall Mokka?
I havent got one.

HTH
Me neither. 6 or 7 SUVs in my close. None are griffin-badged.

scottygib553

479 posts

61 months

Sunday 3rd May 2020
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GeorgeMokka said:
All I see on the road are Vauxhall Mokka’s and they seem like a pretty popular car but everyone I speak to always says how much they hate the Vauxhall Mokka even though they haven’t owned one.

So... why does everyone have a Vauxhall Mokka?
Everyone is old now, OP

Drezza

918 posts

20 months

Sunday 3rd May 2020
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I had one as a hire car, was easily the worst car I've ever driven, think it was a 1.0L petrol auto.

MOBB

2,653 posts

93 months

Sunday 3rd May 2020
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I had one as a hire car, it was the most beautiful experience of my life


mike9009

5,155 posts

209 months

Sunday 3rd May 2020
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I have not got one.
I have not noticed many, but suspect they are so mundane I do not notice them either.

Oddly, when I drive my wife's Nissan Note, I notice everyone has a Nissan Note too.

GeorgeMokka

Original Poster:

61 posts

17 months

Sunday 3rd May 2020
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scottygib553 said:
Everyone is old now, OP
Are you saying they’re an old persons car?

340600

517 posts

109 months

Sunday 3rd May 2020
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I had one for a few weeks when I started my last job and it's wasn't as hateful as I expected. The combination of a high driving position and reasonably punchy 1.4 turbo made it quite easy to live with. Yes, the handling is as vague as vague can be but I don't suppose that matters to its target demographic.

I was also rear-ended by a new driver during my time with the car. His Fiesta was written off, the only damage to the Mokka was a dislodged towing eye, so credit where it's due.

Boobonman

5,580 posts

158 months

Sunday 3rd May 2020
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Motability innit

Mikebentley

2,649 posts

106 months

Sunday 3rd May 2020
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Wahoo George of the Mokka is back.

s m

20,874 posts

169 months

Sunday 3rd May 2020
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GeorgeMokka said:
So... why does everyone have a Vauxhall Mokka?
Puma ST not available yet?

Are they cheaper than the Qashqai and Juke? That may be a reason

emperorburger

814 posts

32 months

Sunday 3rd May 2020
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Rumour has it that PSA bought Vauxhall/Opel to get their hands on the Mokka.

can't remember

1,023 posts

94 months

Sunday 3rd May 2020
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Boobonman said:
Motability innit
The 'dole pole' of the automotive world.

scottygib553

479 posts

61 months

Sunday 3rd May 2020
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GeorgeMokka said:
Are you saying they’re an old persons car?
I am

SidewaysSi

8,994 posts

200 months

Sunday 3rd May 2020
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No more an old person's car than most new white goods cars.

And who really cares what others think? It's quite pathetic. Grow some balls and have some confidence..