Jimmy Carr

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G'kar

3,728 posts

188 months

Thursday 6th November 2008
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Sciroccology said:
callyman said:
Sign outside a kids special needs school says 'slow children'....that can't be good for there moral.
a) Already done several posts ago.

b) You can't spell "morale".
c) or "their".

Sciroccology

29,908 posts

232 months

Thursday 6th November 2008
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G'kar said:
Sciroccology said:
callyman said:
Sign outside a kids special needs school says 'slow children'....that can't be good for there moral.
a) Already done several posts ago.

b) You can't spell "morale".
c) or "their".
Bugger, missed that one.

stuttgartmetal

8,111 posts

218 months

Thursday 6th November 2008
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Apparently there a sign outside a special needs schoolthat says " Slow Children"
That can't do much for their moral can it?

Sciroccology

29,908 posts

232 months

Thursday 6th November 2008
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stuttgartmetal said:
Apparently there a sign outside a special needs schoolthat says " Slow Children"
That can't do much for their moral can it?
Are you taking the piss or what?

Steamer

13,907 posts

215 months

Thursday 6th November 2008
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Sciroccology said:
stuttgartmetal said:
Apparently there a sign outside a special needs schoolthat says " Slow Children"
That can't do much for their moral can it?
Are you taking the piss or what?
rofl Having just followed the last 5 or 6 posts... thats fking hilarious!!

Colin_147

409 posts

230 months

Mr_annie_vxr

9,270 posts

213 months

Thursday 6th November 2008
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I've heard there is a sign outside a school for...

Just kidding.

Niiick

196 posts

197 months

Thursday 6th November 2008
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Bob Mortimer seems the type that might have sufficient charisma, cheekiness and brains for such a role.

Edited by Niiick on Thursday 6th November 18:12

s3fella

10,524 posts

189 months

Thursday 6th November 2008
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My girlfriend asked me "have you been having sex behind my back?.......Well who the fxxk did you think it was?!"

Landlord

12,689 posts

259 months

Thursday 6th November 2008
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"My girlfriend reckons I'm afraid of commitment. Well, I say girlfriend. She's more of a friend really."

Alfa_75_Steve

7,489 posts

202 months

Thursday 6th November 2008
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Sciroccology said:
callyman said:
Sign outside a kids special needs school says 'slow children'....that can't be good for there moral.
a) Already done several posts ago.

b) You can't spell "morale".
c: You don't know the difference between 'there', 'their' and 'they're'.

ETA: Beaten to it. Should read the whole thread before replying. Doh!

Edited by Alfa_75_Steve on Thursday 6th November 20:34

dan1981

17,430 posts

201 months

Thursday 6th November 2008
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"I was invited to an awards ceremony the other night, very touching it was as well, Children of Incredilble Bravery Awards. But just how brave do you have to be to catch cancer?"

stuttgartmetal

8,111 posts

218 months

Thursday 6th November 2008
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dan1981 said:
"I was invited to an awards ceremony the other night, very touching it was as well, Children of Incredilble Bravery Awards. But just how brave do you have to be to catch cancer?"
juuuuuuust a little too much that one.

Polarbert

17,924 posts

233 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2008
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Went to see him live last night in Nottingham.

I really like him, hes very funny and is very quick.

Funny offensive joke he was doing:

'You know how they tell you theres safety in numbers; it never quite worked out for those 6 million jews.'

Jon C

3,214 posts

249 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2008
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How do you tempt a fat woman into bed? Piece of cake!

Chris944_S2

1,956 posts

225 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2008
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I'm whats known as a gay friendly act. I was once asked to judge mr gay UK, I said it would be my pleasure. It's against nature, it's against god and you're going straight to hell.

PH_Scooby

1,180 posts

199 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2008
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What would happen if you spilt carpet cleaner

Polarbert

17,924 posts

233 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2008
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It goes without saying

Polarbert

17,924 posts

233 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2008
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Whats the difference between jam and marmalade?



You can't marmalade your cock up a girls arse.

okgo

38,572 posts

200 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2008
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stuttgartmetal said:
dan1981 said:
"I was invited to an awards ceremony the other night, very touching it was as well, Children of Incredilble Bravery Awards. But just how brave do you have to be to catch cancer?"
juuuuuuust a little too much that one.
Nonsense.

Have you heard Gervais going on abut donating to hospitals