Jimmy Carr

[G'kar]

Sciroccology said:

callyman said:

Sign outside a kids special needs school says 'slow children'....that can't be good for there moral.

a) Already done several posts ago.

b) You can't spell "morale".

c) or "their".

[Sciroccology]

G'kar said:

Sciroccology said:

callyman said:

Sign outside a kids special needs school says 'slow children'....that can't be good for there moral.

a) Already done several posts ago.

b) You can't spell "morale".

c) or "their".

Bugger, missed that one.

[stuttgartmetal]

Apparently there a sign outside a special needs schoolthat says " Slow Children"
That can't do much for their moral can it?

[Sciroccology]

stuttgartmetal said:

Apparently there a sign outside a special needs schoolthat says " Slow Children"
That can't do much for their moral can it?

Are you taking the piss or what?

[Steamer]

Sciroccology said:

stuttgartmetal said:

Apparently there a sign outside a special needs schoolthat says " Slow Children"
That can't do much for their moral can it?

Are you taking the piss or what?

Having just followed the last 5 or 6 posts... thats fking hilarious!!

[Colin_147]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ysc85tTDKWM&feat...

[Mr_annie_vxr]

I've heard there is a sign outside a school for...

Just kidding.

[Niiick]

Bob Mortimer seems the type that might have sufficient charisma, cheekiness and brains for such a role.

Edited by Niiick on Thursday 6th November 18:12

[s3fella]

My girlfriend asked me "have you been having sex behind my back?.......Well who the fxxk did you think it was?!"

[Landlord]

"My girlfriend reckons I'm afraid of commitment. Well, I say girlfriend. She's more of a friend really."

[Alfa_75_Steve]

Sciroccology said:

callyman said:

Sign outside a kids special needs school says 'slow children'....that can't be good for there moral.

a) Already done several posts ago.

b) You can't spell "morale".

c: You don't know the difference between 'there', 'their' and 'they're'.

ETA: Beaten to it. Should read the whole thread before replying. Doh!

Edited by Alfa_75_Steve on Thursday 6th November 20:34

[dan1981]

"I was invited to an awards ceremony the other night, very touching it was as well, Children of Incredilble Bravery Awards. But just how brave do you have to be to catch cancer?"

[stuttgartmetal]

dan1981 said:

"I was invited to an awards ceremony the other night, very touching it was as well, Children of Incredilble Bravery Awards. But just how brave do you have to be to catch cancer?"

juuuuuuust a little too much that one.

[Polarbert]

Went to see him live last night in Nottingham.

I really like him, hes very funny and is very quick.

Funny offensive joke he was doing:

'You know how they tell you theres safety in numbers; it never quite worked out for those 6 million jews.'

[Jon C]

How do you tempt a fat woman into bed? Piece of cake!

[Chris944_S2]

I'm whats known as a gay friendly act. I was once asked to judge mr gay UK, I said it would be my pleasure. It's against nature, it's against god and you're going straight to hell.

[PH_Scooby]

What would happen if you spilt carpet cleaner

[Polarbert]

It goes without saying

[Polarbert]

Whats the difference between jam and marmalade?



You can't marmalade your cock up a girls arse.

[okgo]

stuttgartmetal said:

dan1981 said:

"I was invited to an awards ceremony the other night, very touching it was as well, Children of Incredilble Bravery Awards. But just how brave do you have to be to catch cancer?"

juuuuuuust a little too much that one.

Nonsense.

Have you heard Gervais going on abut donating to hospitals