New mountain Bike needed....(wanted)

[Mr Gearchange]

Yidwann said:

Mr Gearchange said:

bailed out from at high altitude, smashed into tree's

Heh you do that too then?!

There have been a few occasions when I've not hit a big double anywhere near fast enough and have had to hit the eject button in mid air as the bike sails off somewhere into the trees.

Usually nothing more than a quick straightening of the bars and a change of underwear required