got the CSL last night!! awesome car!!!!!

[Zod]

The Dude said:

framps said:

And this is the car to be in if you want some pussy.
That's why I got the Porsche, for pussy.
I figured, if BMW drivers can ,
I'm ing everybody.
And it's like that too.
When you do drive a Porsche, women would be
throwing pussy at me on the street like frisbee.

"Framps !"
*catches pussy*
"Thank you ! Appreciate that ! I love all the pussy, thank you!"

Too much pussy, pussy would be
falling outta my pocket and shit.
Walking out the street, you say:

"Oh, watch your step, that's mine."

WTF?

[The Dude]

Heh, 10 points for guessing the originator of that quote.

[Zod]

The Dude said:

Heh, 10 points for guessing the originator of that quote.

sounds like Cheech (or Chong?) at the entrance to the bar in From Dusk 'Til Dawn, but I know it isn't.

[The Dude]

Nah, stone cold.

Come on chaps- winner gets a ride in Framps's car.*





*Please note. If you are under 12 or shorter than 4ft 5, you will have to provide your own booster seat in order to comply with new UK law. Thank you.

[Zod]

I see, it's that well known Irishman, Mr Murphy.

[The Dude]

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner - Bedford Rascal

Now remember, try to stay calm. I know it will be difficult not to do a girly squeal but try to show a little restraint - Framps has a reputation to maintain you know.

Also, on a serious note, the lure of a 911 C4S to a young chap like yourself is so strong, it might be advisable to wear two belts. It's been known for boys trousers to inexplicably fall down in it's presensce (or at least that's what went on the police paperwork). Better safe than sorry.

[Andrew D]

#Guess who's back, back again#

Just stumbled across this latest *beauty* from your friend and mine, framps. I seriously recommend reading it, I haven't laughed so much for a long time.

Snobbery is just so funny when it's coming from a jumped-up gutter snipe!

www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=309657&f=48&h=0

[Zod]

Andrew D said:

#Guess who's back, back again#

Just stumbled across this latest *beauty* from your friend and mine, framps. I seriously recommend reading it, I haven't laughed so much for a long time.

Snobbery is just so funny when it's coming from a jumped-up gutter snipe!

www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=309657&f=48&h=0

He just has to be somebody's comedy alter ego. Nobody could be like that in real life. Could they?

[sjp63]

If you want some fantastic larger paddles from F1 Royal for your M3 let me know. Perfect and boxed.

Edited by sjp63 on Friday 22 September 17:01

[hunttheshunt]

Needs to learn the meaning of 'Volkswagen' from which his Beetle evolved, couldn't be further from the rich man's chariot.

I wonder who owns Rolls Royce....

Still never let the facts get in the way of a good story!!

[m3jappa]

from reading some of framps posts its clear he is some kind of 'super penis' with what i,d imagine really is a tiny little tiddler he nicknames something like 'terry tiddler'
if you need a porsche to pull then that says a lot about you imo....you obviously couldnt pull wihout one and its clear to me that you 'need' to keep pulling as once the ladies see 'terry' there off lmfao.
its people like you that i enjoy wasting in my poormans e36 m3,seeing the look on your faces when my stripped 335hp toy leaves you.sorry i,m too poor not to own a c4shairdresssers996......hang on a minute though you pikey prick if you have so much cash why are you not driving about in a proper car like a zonda or bugatti instead of the pimped beetle?
if your joking in those posts then fine retract my comment,but if you are for real then you really must be a muppet

[vpr]

Why can't Porsche and BMW live on our roads in perfect harmony?????????

Makes me very sad

[m12_nathan]

They can, it's just the owners that can't :P

[d1bble]

The Dude said:

framps said:

And this is the car to be in if you want some pussy.
That's why I got the Porsche, for pussy.
I figured, if BMW drivers can ,
I'm ing everybody.
And it's like that too.
When you do drive a Porsche, women would be
throwing pussy at me on the street like frisbee.

"Framps !"
*catches pussy*
"Thank you ! Appreciate that ! I love all the pussy, thank you!"

Too much pussy, pussy would be
falling outta my pocket and shit.
Walking out the street, you say:

"Oh, watch your step, that's mine."

love it!!

[gaz1234]

LOL
Nickname: Framps
Name: David
Member Since: 16th August 2006
Total Posts: 127
Occupation: Head of Marketing
Region: London
Country: United Kingdom
Notes: Ah yes about me, bought this little beauty in June 2006, before that I had..

an MGF.. yes yes, hairdressers car blah blah blah.. I liked it. Noisey as hell with that unlined roof

Mini 1275GT - racing green with a cream roof (had it resprayed from a poo brown colour)... managed 90mph with 5 people in it, is this a record? Well it should be!