got the CSL last night!! awesome car!!!!!

got the CSL last night!! awesome car!!!!!

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m12_nathan

5,138 posts

259 months

Thursday 21st September 2006
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BRoCceRs said:
I'm sold on the CSLand have been since I drove one around a track - brilliant. The only concern for me is the attention it doesnt get.

Nathan - how does this feel compared to your Noble ?


Slow but bullet proof. It's acceleration is far less violent. I guess I'm lapping about the same as I was, if not a bit quicker as the balance is awesome and it's more friendly when it lets go. I'm also comfortable nailing it where I was subconsciously holding back a little on the Noble as I didn't want it to break again.

The lack of attention can be a good thing, the Noble was like driving around in a fish bowl with everyone looking, not great when you have a hang over and feel and look like shite.

Zod

35,295 posts

258 months

Thursday 21st September 2006
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CommanderJameson said:
DasChin said:
Stuff about a CSL

Drool, envy, etc.

Slightly boring question, though; what's it like in terms of creature comforts? Is it a civilised way of getting down the motorway (albeit at leptonic velocities)?
It's absolutely fine on the motorway (although my wife didn't think so). You can't hear any bass from the radio over about 60 though, not that it matters.

It develops new rattles and squeaks every week and old ones go away, but that's just part of the car's character.

Zod

35,295 posts

258 months

Thursday 21st September 2006
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The Dude said:
framps said:

And this is the car to be in if you want some pussy.
That's why I got the Porsche, for pussy.
I figured, if BMW drivers can ,
I'm ing everybody.
And it's like that too.
When you do drive a Porsche, women would be
throwing pussy at me on the street like frisbee.

"Framps !"
*catches pussy*
"Thank you ! Appreciate that ! I love all the pussy, thank you!"

Too much pussy, pussy would be
falling outta my pocket and shit.
Walking out the street, you say:

"Oh, watch your step, that's mine."
WTF? nuts

The Dude

6,546 posts

247 months

Thursday 21st September 2006
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Heh, 10 points for guessing the originator of that quote.


Zod

35,295 posts

258 months

Thursday 21st September 2006
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The Dude said:
Heh, 10 points for guessing the originator of that quote.


sounds like Cheech (or Chong?) at the entrance to the bar in From Dusk 'Til Dawn, but I know it isn't.

The Dude

6,546 posts

247 months

Thursday 21st September 2006
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Nah, stone cold.

Come on chaps- winner gets a ride in Framps's car.*





*Please note. If you are under 12 or shorter than 4ft 5, you will have to provide your own booster seat in order to comply with new UK law. Thank you.

Bedford Rascal

29,469 posts

244 months

Thursday 21st September 2006
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What, in the 911, with all that weight over the back Axel?

Bedford Rascal

29,469 posts

244 months

Thursday 21st September 2006
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He certainly wouldn't consider trading places with you CSL drivers...

Bedford Rascal

29,469 posts

244 months

Thursday 21st September 2006
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Do we have another 48 hours to get our answers in?

Bedford Rascal

29,469 posts

244 months

Thursday 21st September 2006
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Is the new CSL going to be for the European market only, or will it be coming to America?

Bedford Rascal

29,469 posts

244 months

Thursday 21st September 2006
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etc.

Zod

35,295 posts

258 months

Thursday 21st September 2006
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I see, it's that well known Irishman, Mr Murphy.

The Dude

6,546 posts

247 months

Thursday 21st September 2006
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Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner - Bedford Rascal clap

Now remember, try to stay calm. I know it will be difficult not to do a girly squeal but try to show a little restraint - Framps has a reputation to maintain you know.

Also, on a serious note, the lure of a 911 C4S to a young chap like yourself is so strong, it might be advisable to wear two belts. It's been known for boys trousers to inexplicably fall down in it's presensce (or at least that's what went on the police paperwork). Better safe than sorry.

Andrew D

968 posts

240 months

Friday 22nd September 2006
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#Guess who's back, back again#

Just stumbled across this latest *beauty* from your friend and mine, framps. I seriously recommend reading it, I haven't laughed so much for a long time.

Snobbery is just so funny when it's coming from a jumped-up gutter snipe!

www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=309657&f=48&h=0

Zod

35,295 posts

258 months

Friday 22nd September 2006
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Andrew D said:
#Guess who's back, back again#

Just stumbled across this latest *beauty* from your friend and mine, framps. I seriously recommend reading it, I haven't laughed so much for a long time.

Snobbery is just so funny when it's coming from a jumped-up gutter snipe!

www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=309657&f=48&h=0
He just has to be somebody's comedy alter ego. Nobody could be like that in real life. Could they?

sjp63

1,996 posts

272 months

Friday 22nd September 2006
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If you want some fantastic larger paddles from F1 Royal for your M3 let me know. Perfect and boxed.

Edited by sjp63 on Friday 22 September 17:01

hunttheshunt

1,093 posts

240 months

Saturday 23rd September 2006
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Needs to learn the meaning of 'Volkswagen' from which his Beetle evolved, couldn't be further from the rich man's chariot.paperbag

I wonder who owns Rolls Royce....

Still never let the facts get in the way of a good story!!

m3jappa

6,421 posts

218 months

Sunday 24th September 2006
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from reading some of framps posts its clear he is some kind of 'super penis' with what i,d imagine really is a tiny little tiddler he nicknames something like 'terry tiddler'
if you need a porsche to pull then that says a lot about you imo....you obviously couldnt pull wihout one and its clear to me that you 'need' to keep pulling as once the ladies see 'terry' there off lmfao.
its people like you that i enjoy wasting in my poormans e36 m3,seeing the look on your faces when my stripped 335hp toy leaves you.sorry i,m too poor not to own a c4shairdresssers996......hang on a minute though you pikey prick if you have so much cash why are you not driving about in a proper car like a zonda or bugatti instead of the pimped beetle?
if your joking in those posts then fine retract my comment,but if you are for real then you really must be a muppet

vpr

3,709 posts

238 months

Monday 25th September 2006
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Why can't Porsche and BMW live on our roads in perfect harmony?????????

Makes me very sad

m12_nathan

5,138 posts

259 months

Monday 25th September 2006
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They can, it's just the owners that can't :P