Dirty takeaway pictures Vol 2

Dirty takeaway pictures Vol 2

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Soov535

35,829 posts

236 months

Monday 26th January 2015
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Dibble said:
Murder kebab*. It was huge. I couldn't finish it, despite having been at work for something like 15 hours. For scaling purposes, each section of the baton is 7 inches, so 21 inches overall length for the extended (over, missus) baton. I failed to properly capture the height.






A "Murder kebab" is simply a kebab consumed while working on a murder enquiry.
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Cotty

35,642 posts

249 months

Monday 26th January 2015
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tobinen said:
I didn't know GG had left either. He could become quite exciteable in the Liverpool thread TBF, though I didn't read it very often.

Is cotty's bowl-thing the spiritual successor?
Bowl-thing? its a casserole dish how can you not know what a casserole dish looks like. Oh hang on this is the takaway thread getmecoat

craigjm

12,239 posts

165 months

Monday 26th January 2015
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RenOHH

8,423 posts

163 months

Monday 26th January 2015
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craigjm said:
That is definitely dirty!



yuck

zetec

4,162 posts

216 months

Monday 26th January 2015
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Soov535 said:
Dibble said:
Murder kebab*. It was huge. I couldn't finish it, despite having been at work for something like 15 hours. For scaling purposes, each section of the baton is 7 inches, so 21 inches overall length for the extended (over, missus) baton. I failed to properly capture the height.






A "Murder kebab" is simply a kebab consumed while working on a murder enquiry.
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It looks like a murder enquiry hehe

craigjm

12,239 posts

165 months

Monday 26th January 2015
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RenOHH said:
That is definitely dirty!



yuck
almost csv haha

wack

2,080 posts

171 months

Monday 26th January 2015
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I read on another forum that a guy had got himself a takeaway curry on the way home from the pub, when he opened it he could see gravy granules floating about in it so he took it back but they were shut.

So he shoved it through the letterbox then pee'd on it

I think they may have got the message he wasn't happy with it laugh

kentlad

1,035 posts

148 months

Tuesday 27th January 2015
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no pictures i'm afraid but got a dominoes Saturday night.

Large Texas BBQ with nachos & large wings (12 i think) polished it off to cure a hangover...amazing stuff. although the sauce on the pizza when a bit funny by the end of it.

will post up some filth at the weekend...sure i'll have a relapse.

eskidavies

4,189 posts

124 months

Tuesday 27th January 2015
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Tried a new place silver lounge closed tonight ,dragon kebab special,


Looked really good when prepping it ,I was thinking fk me that's a lot of meat gonna struggle with it

Making some headway ,breaking through to the bottom of the tray ,
Faced with this





Kept going but Had to draw the line here ,may as well dip the meat in the oil in the chip pan



There's no way I'm rolling that wrap up and eating that,i have got some standards vomit

soad

30,841 posts

141 months

Tuesday 27th January 2015
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I reckon, your dog will eat that wrap.
Be a shame to waste such high quality food... hehe

eskidavies

4,189 posts

124 months

Tuesday 27th January 2015
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soad said:
I reckon, your dog will eat that wrap.
Be a shame to waste such high quality food... hehe
No I don't want the dog to be unhealthy,besides the grease left in there might loosen her up a bit,and I'm the one who has to clean the yard up.

Edit:-just finished the meat off the wrap had soaked it al up and gone hard,


Edited by eskidavies on Tuesday 27th January 22:02

whoami

13,072 posts

205 months

Tuesday 27th January 2015
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eskidavies said:
I don't want the dog to be unhealthy
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jimbop1

2,441 posts

169 months

Tuesday 27th January 2015
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RenOHH said:
That is definitely dirty!



yuck
Get yourself to the clinic!!

Adenauer

17,965 posts

201 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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eskidavies said:
Did they marinate that in a nuclear power station? biggrin

berlintaxi

8,501 posts

138 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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whoami said:
eskidavies said:
I don't want the dog to be unhealthy
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More concern for the dog than himself looking at some of the stuff he shovels in.laugh

eskidavies

4,189 posts

124 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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I've just come in and the boy shouts down what are we having for food,I'll have a look what's in the freezer I reply ,can I have a kebab,he asks,FFS what with,1 his mam in work till 10 and 2 me having to go back out to look at some jobs,and 3 the kitchen being upside down ,(new one going in,only when you doing it yourself it takes ages),that's 3 reasons now why I got to have a kebab againrolleyes I really don't want to,rolleyeshehe

So incoming a bit later

kentlad

1,035 posts

148 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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eskidavies said:
I've just come in and the boy shouts down what are we having for food,I'll have a look what's in the freezer I reply ,can I have a kebab,he asks,FFS what with,1 his mam in work till 10 and 2 me having to go back out to look at some jobs,and 3 the kitchen being upside down ,(new one going in,only when you doing it yourself it takes ages),that's 3 reasons now why I got to have a kebab againrolleyes I really don't want to,rolleyeshehe

So incoming a bit later
looking forward to this......working later...means a big meal..keep you going biggrin

Soov535

35,829 posts

236 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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eskidavies said:
I've just come in and the boy shouts down what are we having for food,I'll have a look what's in the freezer I reply ,can I have a kebab,he asks,FFS what with,1 his mam in work till 10 and 2 me having to go back out to look at some jobs,and 3 the kitchen being upside down ,(new one going in,only when you doing it yourself it takes ages),that's 3 reasons now why I got to have a kebab againrolleyes I really don't want to,rolleyeshehe

So incoming a bit later
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krallicious

4,278 posts

170 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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Christ, I'm bloody jealous of you lot. I am living vicariously through this thread until I can post up a picture of the döner that I will buy after I am down to 90kg. Keep up the good work.

eskidavies

4,189 posts

124 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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Meat feast kebab from Indian take away,none of that dirty greasy donner tonight,this was good really nice,chicken ,lamb,sheek sausage type thing and prawns and mushrooms and tub chilli sauce.
Got some chips from normal chippy on way home also,






Will be having again I feel fine after that,unlike last night I felt fking ill,and most of this morning,that's all I could taste was elephants leg,all morning,apart from the poo making it look dirty was good.
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