Clarkson’s Farm

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PorkInsider

6,167 posts

156 months

Tuesday 22nd June 2021
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nicanary said:
Can't be ar*ed to read through 30 pages. I thoroughly enjoyed the series.
Change your preference in your PH user setting and it's only 8 pages.

sunbeam alpine

7,176 posts

203 months

Tuesday 22nd June 2021
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nicanary said:
Anyone know how much it costs to hire a combine for the day?
We charge per hectare rather than per day. Varies between €175-€200 per hectare depending on the total area to be harvested and distance between fields. Worth mentioning that I'm in Belgium and that both the farm and field size are a lot smaller than the UK and we spend a lot more time moving between fields than you would in the UK. One of our machines can do 2-3 ha per hour (about 7 acres per hour).

I would expect the average combine to do at least 750 ha in the UK, maybe more. I can only dream of that - I'm running about 200 ha per machine.

TyrannosauRoss Lex

36,177 posts

227 months

Tuesday 22nd June 2021
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PorkInsider said:
nicanary said:
Can't be ar*ed to read through 30 pages. I thoroughly enjoyed the series.
Change your preference in your PH user setting and it's only 8 pages.
Surprised more people haven't done this!

farmeryellow

378 posts

256 months

Tuesday 22nd June 2021
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Hi all,
Just an update for those who are interested.

Kaleb and Gerald are not related.

Simon the combine owner/driver or strongy as we know him owns the farm next to clarksons.
Gerald (who I know very well) worked for strongy as a farm labourer for the last 25 +years
The fields in the Cotswolds are not much larger than the ones you would find in Belgium as most are surrounded by drystone walls.

And yes the traffic has been a nightmare but I think a few people are going into the village to use the shop/cafe/pub so it’s a win for me (as a local there are many ways to avoid the traffic)

Fermit and Sexy Sarah

13,240 posts

115 months

Tuesday 22nd June 2021
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We've just finished ep8. What a bloody marvelous series bow
We both thoroughly enjoyed it, and they best make a further series or more, or I for one will be pissed off!

anonymous-user

69 months

Tuesday 22nd June 2021
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clap great show.

768

16,564 posts

111 months

Tuesday 22nd June 2021
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farmeryellow said:
Gerald (who I know very well) worked for strongy as a farm labourer for the last 25 +years
He's brilliant, how much is he turning it up for the cameras? smile

DodgyGeezer

43,940 posts

205 months

Tuesday 22nd June 2021
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farmeryellow said:
Hi all,
And yes the traffic has been a nightmare but I think a few people are going into the village to use the shop/cafe/pub so it’s a win for me (as a local there are many ways to avoid the traffic)
which is what we did - visited The Tea Set... nice little place with great grub and excellent service

Adenauer

18,832 posts

251 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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DodgyGeezer said:
farmeryellow said:
Hi all,
And yes the traffic has been a nightmare but I think a few people are going into the village to use the shop/cafe/pub so it’s a win for me (as a local there are many ways to avoid the traffic)
which is what we did - visited The Tea Set... nice little place with great grub and excellent service
You should take your missus with you next time, DG, women love a nice Tea Shop.

Gary29

4,507 posts

114 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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Will my missus like this? Or is is just Top (Farm) Gear?

Sway

31,801 posts

209 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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Gary29 said:
Will my missus like this? Or is is just Top (Farm) Gear?
Mine hates TG/TGT.

Absolutely loved this.

FunkyNige

9,469 posts

290 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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Gary29 said:
Will my missus like this? Or is is just Top (Farm) Gear?
Mine saw 10 seconds of an episode and declared it to be "the same as the other show but in a fking field", but after watching a bit more she's actually warming to it and enjoys it.

Gary29

4,507 posts

114 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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Cheers, we'll try and watch an episode later then. "The boys on PH said you'd like it" will sell it to her I'm sure.

pincher

9,390 posts

232 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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farmeryellow said:
as a local there are many ways to avoid the traffic
Straight over the fields in an off-road Bentley?

TopTrump

3,394 posts

189 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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Gary29 said:
Cheers, we'll try and watch an episode later then. "The boys on PH said you'd like it" will sell it to her I'm sure.
biggrin I know that one!

anonymous-user

69 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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Gerald's lips don't match the sounds, and at the final round-up at the end of Ep8, and during bits of the harvest, he was quite understandable.

Some audio trickery going on there.

Otherwise, brilliant. Surprised they didn't show any pest probllems/control, but then that would probably be a big red flag for sensitive viewers.

MYOB

5,042 posts

153 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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OpulentBob said:
Gerald's lips don't match the sounds, and at the final round-up at the end of Ep8, and during bits of the harvest, he was quite understandable.

Some audio trickery going on there.
I think he didn't had his dentures in most of the time

Blackpuddin

18,163 posts

220 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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MYOB said:
OpulentBob said:
Gerald's lips don't match the sounds, and at the final round-up at the end of Ep8, and during bits of the harvest, he was quite understandable.

Some audio trickery going on there.
I think he didn't had his dentures in most of the time
Another conspiracy theory ruined!

waynecyclist

11,879 posts

129 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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Watched the last episode last night, brilliant series and an excellent watch, has to one of the best programs he has made.

Also the other people involved were great

Fingers crossed they make a second series

juice

9,235 posts

297 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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Gary29 said:
Will my missus like this? Or is is just Top (Farm) Gear?
Mine watched the whole lot in one sitting and has told all her friends/family to watch it !