If Sir Alan goes, who should be the new hirer and firer?

[Ultuous]

Jasandjules said:

It has to be someone who thinks they are far better than they are, a bit deluded, and short(ish).

That was pretty much my selection criteria when I voted!...

[P-J]

It needs to be someone who will actually make the apprentices squirm. However, what about;

Simon Jordan
Sir Tom Hunter
Ron Dennis
Charles Dunstone
Michael Heseltine

and a bit left field; Mr T