The new Dianne Abbott appreciation thread

[tight fart]

[Vipers]

tight fart said:

Almost choked on my tea then or just maybe I am thinking wrong thoughts

[Starfighter]

You would need something out of Mad Max to knock her off. A Met X5 wouldn’t stand a chance.

[B'stard Child]

Starfighter said:

You would need something out of Mad Max to knock her off. A Met X5 wouldn’t stand a chance.

Ground clearance issues running over the body I guess

[dazwalsh]

B'stard Child said:

Starfighter said:

You would need something out of Mad Max to knock her off. A Met X5 wouldn’t stand a chance.

Ground clearance issues running over the body I guess

Hahaha you evil bastids !

[techiedave]

As its becoming clear Di may well be Home Secretary soon in charge of foreign affairs I am going to send her a book of phrases.
And some sexy undies
I wish I was a Policeman on close protection It would be like that programme that was on. Except the only bangs would be ours

[B'stard Child]

techiedave said:

As its becoming clear Di may well be Home Secretary soon in charge of foreign affairs I am going to send her a book of phrases.
And some sexy undies
I wish I was a Policeman on close protection It would be like that programme that was on. Except the only bangs would be ours

Thanks for the image Dave

[WyrleyD]

techiedave said:

As its becoming clear Di may well be Home Secretary soon in charge of foreign affairs I am going to send her a book of phrases.
And some sexy undies
I wish I was a Policeman on close protection It would be like that programme that was on. Except the only bangs would be ours

Give over will you I'm trying to eat my breakfast! Those images have unnerved me and I'm about to leave on a 750km drive.

You B******......

[Camoradi]

techiedave said:

As its becoming clear Di may well be Home Secretary soon in charge of foreign affairs I am going to send her a book of phrases.
And some sexy undies
I wish I was a Policeman on close protection It would be like that programme that was on. Except the only bangs would be ours

I bet she thinks that too..

The rest of your comments should be treated as a hate crime... against us...

[johnxjsc1985]

Fair play to Techie he has been consistently disgusting in bringing vile and damaging mental images to the forum for sometime now.
Clearly the Meds still aren't working and he is definitely suffering from Shallowhal syndrome

[andy43]

techiedave said:

As its becoming clear Di may well be Home Secretary soon in charge of foreign affairs I am going to send her a book of phrases.
And some sexy undies
I wish I was a Policeman on close protection It would be like that programme that was on. Except the only bangs would be ours

Techiedave is Kevin Costner AICMFP.

[Mothersruin]

andy43 said:

techiedave said:

As its becoming clear Di may well be Home Secretary soon in charge of foreign affairs I am going to send her a book of phrases.
And some sexy undies
I wish I was a Policeman on close protection It would be like that programme that was on. Except the only bangs would be ours

Techiedave is Kevin Costner AICMFP.

Stevie Wonder more like.

[Burwood]

Mothersruin said:

andy43 said:

techiedave said:

As its becoming clear Di may well be Home Secretary soon in charge of foreign affairs I am going to send her a book of phrases.
And some sexy undies
I wish I was a Policeman on close protection It would be like that programme that was on. Except the only bangs would be ours

Techiedave is Kevin Costner AICMFP.

Stevie Wonder more like.

And a sick fk.

[The Dangerous Elk]

Mothersruin said:

Stevie Wonder more like.

Ahh....you could be correct. I am sure he enjoys "seeing by feel"

[johnxjsc1985]

The Dangerous Elk said:

Ahh....you could be correct. I am sure he enjoys "seeing by feel"

It might take him a while to identify what it is he is feeling.

[HoHoHo]

johnxjsc1985 said:

The Dangerous Elk said:

Ahh....you could be correct. I am sure he enjoys "seeing by feel"

It might take him a while to identify what it is he is feeling.

Is it a whale or an Abbottamus......

[FiF]

BREAKING: Diane Abbott is counting the letters sent to the 1922 committee. The current count is believed to be twelfty-six and a dozen-half #48Letters

[B'stard Child]

FiF said:

BREAKING: Diane Abbott is counting the letters sent to the 1292 committee. The current count is believed to be twelfty-six and a dozen-half #48Letters

EFA

Seriously you can't leave a correct number in a piss take on her Math

[Some Gump]

johnxjsc1985 said:

Fair play to Techie he has been consistently disgusting in bringing vile and damaging mental images to the forum for sometime now.
Clearly the Meds still aren't working and he is definitely suffering from Shallowhal syndrome

Would Dianne not look pretty much the same under the shallowhal rules though? I can't work out if she would, or is she would just be vaguely framed and inaccurately focussed at all times...

[techiedave]

Some Gump said:

johnxjsc1985 said:

Fair play to Techie he has been consistently disgusting in bringing vile and damaging mental images to the forum for sometime now.
Clearly the Meds still aren't working and he is definitely suffering from Shallowhal syndrome

Would Dianne not look pretty much the same under the shallowhal rules though? I can't work out if she would, or is she would just be vaguely framed and inaccurately focussed at all times...

Inaccurately focused ? Those glasses maybe but the retro Olive look is stunningly realised and brings in an element of nostalgia.Some people have messaged me that I couldn't be a bodyguard as I am not a policeman - true.
But as Dianne will probably ruin the police force private bodyguards will be in demand
Close bodyguard status means close contact. Holding hands hugging ogling those enormous dangling breasts.