The new Dianne Abbott appreciation thread

The new Dianne Abbott appreciation thread

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tight fart

1,154 posts

211 months

Tuesday 4th December 2018
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Vipers

27,328 posts

166 months

Tuesday 4th December 2018
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tight fart said:
Almost choked on my tea then laugh or just maybe I am thinking wrong thoughts biggrin

Starfighter

2,440 posts

116 months

Wednesday 5th December 2018
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You would need something out of Mad Max to knock her off. A Met X5 wouldn’t stand a chance.

B'stard Child

16,615 posts

184 months

Wednesday 5th December 2018
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Starfighter said:
You would need something out of Mad Max to knock her off. A Met X5 wouldn’t stand a chance.
Ground clearance issues running over the body I guess

dazwalsh

4,140 posts

79 months

Wednesday 5th December 2018
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B'stard Child said:
Starfighter said:
You would need something out of Mad Max to knock her off. A Met X5 wouldn’t stand a chance.
Ground clearance issues running over the body I guess
Hahaha you evil bastids !

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techiedave

5,534 posts

48 months

Wednesday 5th December 2018
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As its becoming clear Di may well be Home Secretary soon in charge of foreign affairs I am going to send her a book of phrases.
And some sexy undies
I wish I was a Policeman on close protection It would be like that programme that was on. Except the only bangs would be ours

B'stard Child

16,615 posts

184 months

Wednesday 5th December 2018
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techiedave said:
As its becoming clear Di may well be Home Secretary soon in charge of foreign affairs I am going to send her a book of phrases.
And some sexy undies
I wish I was a Policeman on close protection It would be like that programme that was on. Except the only bangs would be ours
Thanks for the image Dave biggrin

WyrleyD

980 posts

86 months

Wednesday 5th December 2018
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techiedave said:
As its becoming clear Di may well be Home Secretary soon in charge of foreign affairs I am going to send her a book of phrases.
And some sexy undies
I wish I was a Policeman on close protection It would be like that programme that was on. Except the only bangs would be ours
Give over will you I'm trying to eat my breakfast! Those images have unnerved me and I'm about to leave on a 750km drive.

You B******......

Camoradi

2,845 posts

194 months

Wednesday 5th December 2018
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techiedave said:
As its becoming clear Di may well be Home Secretary soon in charge of foreign affairs I am going to send her a book of phrases.
And some sexy undies
I wish I was a Policeman on close protection It would be like that programme that was on. Except the only bangs would be ours
hehe I bet she thinks that too..

The rest of your comments should be treated as a hate crime... against us...

johnxjsc1985

14,739 posts

102 months

Wednesday 5th December 2018
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Fair play to Techie he has been consistently disgusting in bringing vile and damaging mental images to the forum for sometime now.
Clearly the Meds still aren't working and he is definitely suffering from Shallowhal syndrome

andy43

5,987 posts

192 months

Thursday 6th December 2018
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techiedave said:
As its becoming clear Di may well be Home Secretary soon in charge of foreign affairs I am going to send her a book of phrases.
And some sexy undies
I wish I was a Policeman on close protection It would be like that programme that was on. Except the only bangs would be ours
Techiedave is Kevin Costner AICMFP.

Mothersruin

6,603 posts

37 months

Thursday 6th December 2018
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andy43 said:
techiedave said:
As its becoming clear Di may well be Home Secretary soon in charge of foreign affairs I am going to send her a book of phrases.
And some sexy undies
I wish I was a Policeman on close protection It would be like that programme that was on. Except the only bangs would be ours
Techiedave is Kevin Costner AICMFP.
Stevie Wonder more like.

Burwood

10,960 posts

184 months

Thursday 6th December 2018
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Mothersruin said:
andy43 said:
techiedave said:
As its becoming clear Di may well be Home Secretary soon in charge of foreign affairs I am going to send her a book of phrases.
And some sexy undies
I wish I was a Policeman on close protection It would be like that programme that was on. Except the only bangs would be ours
Techiedave is Kevin Costner AICMFP.
Stevie Wonder more like.
And a sick fk.

The Dangerous Elk

4,571 posts

15 months

Friday 7th December 2018
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Mothersruin said:
Stevie Wonder more like.
Ahh....you could be correct. I am sure he enjoys "seeing by feel"

johnxjsc1985

14,739 posts

102 months

Friday 7th December 2018
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The Dangerous Elk said:
Ahh....you could be correct. I am sure he enjoys "seeing by feel"
It might take him a while to identify what it is he is feeling.

HoHoHo

13,502 posts

188 months

Friday 7th December 2018
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johnxjsc1985 said:
The Dangerous Elk said:
Ahh....you could be correct. I am sure he enjoys "seeing by feel"
It might take him a while to identify what it is he is feeling.
Is it a whale or an Abbottamus...... cool

FiF

34,074 posts

189 months

Tuesday 11th December 2018
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BREAKING: Diane Abbott is counting the letters sent to the 1922 committee. The current count is believed to be twelfty-six and a dozen-half #48Letters

B'stard Child

16,615 posts

184 months

Tuesday 11th December 2018
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FiF said:
BREAKING: Diane Abbott is counting the letters sent to the 1292 committee. The current count is believed to be twelfty-six and a dozen-half #48Letters
EFA

Seriously you can't leave a correct number in a piss take on her Math

Some Gump

10,621 posts

124 months

Wednesday 12th December 2018
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johnxjsc1985 said:
Fair play to Techie he has been consistently disgusting in bringing vile and damaging mental images to the forum for sometime now.
Clearly the Meds still aren't working and he is definitely suffering from Shallowhal syndrome
Would Dianne not look pretty much the same under the shallowhal rules though? I can't work out if she would, or is she would just be vaguely framed and inaccurately focussed at all times...

techiedave

5,534 posts

48 months

Wednesday 12th December 2018
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Some Gump said:
johnxjsc1985 said:
Fair play to Techie he has been consistently disgusting in bringing vile and damaging mental images to the forum for sometime now.
Clearly the Meds still aren't working and he is definitely suffering from Shallowhal syndrome
Would Dianne not look pretty much the same under the shallowhal rules though? I can't work out if she would, or is she would just be vaguely framed and inaccurately focussed at all times...
Inaccurately focused ? Those glasses maybe but the retro Olive look is stunningly realised and brings in an element of nostalgia.Some people have messaged me that I couldn't be a bodyguard as I am not a policeman - true.
But as Dianne will probably ruin the police force private bodyguards will be in demand
Close bodyguard status means close contact. Holding hands hugging ogling those enormous dangling breasts.