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don't let it get binned. Keep it above the line please. I know its big,wobbly and wont sit still but at least try.
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Pan Pan Pan said:
A photographer taking photos of Ms Abbot was asked if he could do some of those misty around the edges shots, to make her look all romantic, Being a gentleman he smeared the Vaseline over the entire lens, not just around the edges 
InterestingIs he a mate of yours and have you access to the pics
techiedave said:
Pan Pan Pan said:
A photographer taking photos of Ms Abbot was asked if he could do some of those misty around the edges shots, to make her look all romantic, Being a gentleman he smeared the Vaseline over the entire lens, not just around the edges
InterestingIs he a mate of yours and have you access to the pics
Edited by superlightr on Thursday 13th December 13:20
FiF said:
In pub discussing the Abbotopotamous phenomenon with an ex colleague who is a confirmed chubby chaser. His personal standards and go/ no go line is if the belly arrives before the boobs then that's a complete deal breaker. Yet he wouldn't.
A most noble rule by which to live one's life, but all too easily vanquished by the judicious application of a supportive bra and Spanx.techiedave said:
Pan Pan Pan said:
A photographer taking photos of Ms Abbot was asked if he could do some of those misty around the edges shots, to make her look all romantic, Being a gentleman he smeared the Vaseline over the entire lens, not just around the edges
InterestingIs he a mate of yours and have you access to the pics
Plus I wanted a little revenge for all the times your comments have resulted in my computer screen being plastered with tea, or whatever else I happened to be eating / drinking at the time I was reading your vivid and highly provocative comments.
Laughing so much my nose runs, and I cannot see the screen for the tears, is also a little unpleasant
Pan Pan Pan said:
Sorry Dave, the answer is no, and no, but even if the answer was yes and yes, I don't know whether your blood pressure would take the strain of seeing the pics.
Plus I wanted a little revenge for all the times your comments have resulted in my computer screen being plastered with tea, or whatever else I happened to be eating / drinking at the time I was reading your vivid and highly provocative comments.
Laughing so much my nose runs, and I cannot see the screen for the tears, is also a little unpleasant
At last someone to defend those of us with a sensitive stomach . For far too long Dave has forced upon us mental images that simply will not be easily erased and seem to find a way to come to mind in the middle of the night leading to cold sweats and waking up in abject fear. Hopefully he will now cease this perverted past timePlus I wanted a little revenge for all the times your comments have resulted in my computer screen being plastered with tea, or whatever else I happened to be eating / drinking at the time I was reading your vivid and highly provocative comments.
Laughing so much my nose runs, and I cannot see the screen for the tears, is also a little unpleasant
Just listened to the PM's statement taking 1 hour of repetition, like watching Wimbledon's longest volley ever. Constant throughout was Abbott, sprawled, not looking up once from her phone and prodding it fit to smash it. If she was texting someone, or playing a game with herself, she could not have heard a word of what went on. So she must have an elevated level of intelligence to do that. So you lot must all be wrong.
Thorodin said:
Just listened to the PM's statement taking 1 hour of repetition, like watching Wimbledon's longest volley ever. Constant throughout was Abbott, sprawled, not looking up once from her phone and prodding it fit to smash it. If she was texting someone, or playing a game with herself, she could not have heard a word of what went on. So she must have an elevated level of intelligence to do that. So you lot must all be wrong.
She was sexting with Techie...
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