Major incident at Salisbury District Hospital

[JPJPJP]

What’s going on here?

https://www.spirefm.co.uk/news/local-news/2519699/...

[pavarotti1980]

JPJPJP said:

What’s going on here?

https://www.spirefm.co.uk/news/local-news/2519699/...

Person(s) attend A&E after exposure to something. A&E roll their eyes and call major incident whilst thinking why us?

[Seventy]

Fentanyl use in the town. People falling over.

[mx5nut]

JPJPJP said:

What’s going on here?

A local radio station is sensationalising a relatively routine incident?

[Drumroll]

mx5nut said:

JPJPJP said:

What’s going on here?

A local radio station is sensationalising a relatively routine incident?

Maybe not.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-432...

[PRTVR]

Homer Simpson working at porton down maybe.

[paul789]

mx5nut said:

JPJPJP said:

What’s going on here?

A local radio station is sensationalising a relatively routine incident?

'To be fair' (God, I hate the phrase - using it satirically) - the most excitement they usually get is - 'A shopping trolley was reported stolen In Salisbury yesterday by Sainsbury's and later turned up in the stream next to the library'.

[FlyingMeeces]

That's quite the response. Given the shots of streets being hosed down, presumably probably not actual radioactive material?

[paul789]

FlyingMeeces said:

That's quite the response. Given the shots of streets being hosed down, presumably probably not actual radioactive material?

Just a shame they can't make the hazmat suits look cooler. The requirements when designing them should be:

1) Not make the personnel resemble Mr Blobby.
2) Actually function.
3) Not be too hot inside.
4) Stuff.

[PRTVR]

Is Salisbury a military town ? Tanks use to use Salisbury plane, is it the same area?

[amusingduck]

FlyingMeeces said:

That's quite the response. Given the shots of streets being hosed down, presumably probably not actual radioactive material?

There's a homeopathy joke in there somewhere...

[esxste]

amusingduck said:

There's a homeopathy joke in there somewhere...

More chance of finding an active ingredient in your average homeopathic remedy, I suspect

[FlyingMeeces]

One of the two ill people is reported by the Beeb to be Russian, and a "former intelligence [something]" - the end of the bulletin got talked over but I guess agent or analyst.

Might not be such nothing after all, then?

[loose cannon]

Ex Russian spy, Putin up to his usual tricks again

[Andy-SP2]

http://www.salisburyjournal.co.uk/news/16064949._M...at_Salisbury_District_Hospital_linked_to_Maltings_medical_emergencypolice_confirm/

No confirmation as what's happened yet but

http://www.salisburyjournal.co.uk/news/16064166.LA...

Quote: Emergency services suspect the powerful drug fentanyl - a synthetic opiate 50-100 times stronger than heroin - may have been involved.

We have such fun here in Salisbury

[louiechevy]

Just caught that myself reported to be a former Russian spy given refuge in the uk

[loose cannon]

Ex Russian spy, Putin up to his usual tricks again

[eharding]

AndySP2 said:

Quote: Emergency services suspect the powerful drug fentanyl - a synthetic opiate 50-100 times stronger than heroin - may have been involved.

I believe Fentanyl has been used in assassination attempts before.


Edited: Previously used by Mossad in a botched attempt on a Hamas leader 20 years ago. It didn't work.

Edited by eharding on Monday 5th March 18:43

[petemurphy]

Oh I thought mcmafia had finished

[poo at Paul's]

Blimey. I wonder if those who used to Spy for the Czechs are a bit worried................