"England's Green and Prejudiced Land" - S. Times Mag, p16

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DonkeyApple said:

Every cloud has a silver lining. If you grew a beard you would be able to drive a Caterham.

Re the virgins, I'm not sure how many you would be allowed but the real problem will be finding them.

Feet preclude a Caterham.

Virgins wise, after Clarkson's recent revelation and the subsequent stuff about a certain clientele of Ann Summers shops I'd not be surprised if there's a supply line issue. But I'm not fussy, even the retro-fit fake hymens would be a start, just hope the Chinese manufacturing is better than that of the bench we've spent the afternoon building. Or maybe not . . !