Real Estate nightmares (Vol 2)

[Riley Blue]

Sporky said:

I think that's the biggest sex-pond I've yet seen.

Nah, that's the Mediterranean.

[FourWheelDrift]

Sporky said:

I think that's the biggest sex-pond I've yet seen.

[DanL]

Du1point8 said:

So it is a bit different on the first picture, so lets take a closer look... Rest of the pictures!! Money cant buy taste.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/157305626#/...

You know, I quite like that. I’m assuming the LED lights don’t have to be set to pink or blue, and I’m not particularly in need of a jacuzzi, but otherwise it’s fine. It might not be all oak beams and fire places, but it’s consistent and modern…

[Escort3500]

Du1point8 said:

So it is a bit different on the first picture, so lets take a closer look... Rest of the pictures!! Money cant buy taste.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/157305626#/...

Don’t mind the architecture, but it would cost a fortune to strip all the tat from the interior and redecorate

[pidsy]

Escort3500 said:

Du1point8 said:

So it is a bit different on the first picture, so lets take a closer look... Rest of the pictures!! Money cant buy taste.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/157305626#/...

Don’t mind the architecture, but it would cost a fortune to strip all the tat from the interior and redecorate

Car park right outside the front door, very very close to your neighbours in not very nice houses - all looking through your windows and those fking chairs with knockers on the back.

Not for me.

[Hugo Stiglitz]

The problem is what are the plans for those fields?

The new builds were built on something, so them?

[Catweazle]

pidsy said:

Escort3500 said:

Du1point8 said:

So it is a bit different on the first picture, so lets take a closer look... Rest of the pictures!! Money cant buy taste.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/157305626#/...

Don’t mind the architecture, but it would cost a fortune to strip all the tat from the interior and redecorate

Car park right outside the front door, very very close to your neighbours in not very nice houses - all looking through your windows and those fking chairs with knockers on the back.

Not for me.

Takes another look, oh, that kind of knockers.

[BunkMoreland]

I like the bathrooms and the funky chandelier.

In fairness, you can to traditional or contemporary in a Bauhaus type prefab. You have to go all in on the modern.


I guess lottery winners.

[Calza]

I don't mind the house at all, although it has a lot more hot tubs than I'd need for.

As said though, over £2m to be this close to your neighbours in a rural area?

(and there's more houses behind the camera..).

[DonkeyApple]

Escort3500 said:

Du1point8 said:

So it is a bit different on the first picture, so lets take a closer look... Rest of the pictures!! Money cant buy taste.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/157305626#/...

Don’t mind the architecture, but it would cost a fortune to strip all the tat from the interior and redecorate

It's one of the finest Micky Carroll homages we have seen for some time.

But it looks to be on a new build site so has been dressed by navvies to appeal to skanks and their 'import/export' owners.

Oversized fk bucket with view of cheap fencing.

Miller and Carter chairs.

Spearmint lighting.

Prossie shoe cupboard.

Budget holiday hotel style corner seating with Champagne bucket with a view of a the neighbours.

Massive TVs and dedicated rooms like that hotel someone once stayed at in Dubai.

Bedrooms with wardrobe stters.

It's all Jimmy Saville haut couture rented by the builders so would be removed if desired but it's true purpose is to warn normals that the entire cul de sac will be devoid of any form of culture and riddled with narcissists and kebab can STDs.

[macron]

Oh come on DA, why don't you tell us what you really think?!

[RedWhiteMonkey]

DonkeyApple said:

It's one of the finest Micky Carroll homages we have seen for some time.

But it looks to be on a new build site so has been dressed by navvies to appeal to skanks and their 'import/export' owners.

Oversized fk bucket with view of cheap fencing.

Miller and Carter chairs.

Spearmint lighting.

Prossie shoe cupboard.

Budget holiday hotel style corner seating with Champagne bucket with a view of a the neighbours.

Massive TVs and dedicated rooms like that hotel someone once stayed at in Dubai.

Bedrooms with wardrobe stters.

It's all Jimmy Saville haut couture rented by the builders so would be removed if desired but it's true purpose is to warn normals that the entire cul de sac will be devoid of any form of culture and riddled with narcissists and kebab can STDs.

Did your first offer get turned down?

[DonkeyApple]

RedWhiteMonkey said:

Did your first offer get turned down?

Sadly, negotiations fell down when they would put an oversized clock on the kitchen wall or a stripper pole in the master bedroom.

[Escort3500]

DonkeyApple said:

Escort3500 said:

Du1point8 said:

So it is a bit different on the first picture, so lets take a closer look... Rest of the pictures!! Money cant buy taste.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/157305626#/...

Don’t mind the architecture, but it would cost a fortune to strip all the tat from the interior and redecorate

It's one of the finest Micky Carroll homages we have seen for some time.

But it looks to be on a new build site so has been dressed by navvies to appeal to skanks and their 'import/export' owners.

Oversized fk bucket with view of cheap fencing.

Miller and Carter chairs.

Spearmint lighting.

Prossie shoe cupboard.

Budget holiday hotel style corner seating with Champagne bucket with a view of a the neighbours.

Massive TVs and dedicated rooms like that hotel someone once stayed at in Dubai.

Bedrooms with wardrobe stters.

It's all Jimmy Saville haut couture rented by the builders so would be removed if desired but it's true purpose is to warn normals that the entire cul de sac will be devoid of any form of culture and riddled with narcissists and kebab can STDs.

Thanks DA for elucidating so perfectly what I was trying (but failing) to say

[DaveyBoyWonder]

DonkeyApple said:

It's one of the finest Micky Carroll homages we have seen for some time.

But it looks to be on a new build site so has been dressed by navvies to appeal to skanks and their 'import/export' owners.

Oversized fk bucket with view of cheap fencing.

Miller and Carter chairs.

Spearmint lighting.

Prossie shoe cupboard.

Budget holiday hotel style corner seating with Champagne bucket with a view of a the neighbours.

Massive TVs and dedicated rooms like that hotel someone once stayed at in Dubai.

Bedrooms with wardrobe stters.

It's all Jimmy Saville haut couture rented by the builders so would be removed if desired but it's true purpose is to warn normals that the entire cul de sac will be devoid of any form of culture and riddled with narcissists and kebab can STDs.

But the 367 outdoor lights are cool, yeh?

[ro250]

So they've converted the garage (according to the description - no floor plan) but just left the door and put a metal bar across the bottom outside. If you're going to all the trouble of converting it, do it properly...

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/157632614#/...

[dundarach]

Calza said:

I don't mind the house at all, although it has a lot more hot tubs than I'd need for.

As said though, over £2m to be this close to your neighbours in a rural area?

(and there's more houses behind the camera..).

er.....no thanks...

[outnumbered]

ro250 said:

So they've converted the garage (according to the description - no floor plan) but just left the door and put a metal bar across the bottom outside. If you're going to all the trouble of converting it, do it properly...

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/157632614#/...

And from the drone shot, the driveway looks like it's perfectly set up for disputes with your neighbours. Where do the people in the right hand house of the 3 park ?

[Byker28i]

Good point, and why park like that blocking the front door, no room elsewhere for actual cars?

[dxg]

Worst bit for me is that staircase. When sticking their grey flooring (I assume) on the risers, they've lost most, if not all of the nosing depth.

They will be forever stubbing their toes walking up those stairs.

Edited by dxg on Monday 10th February 11:23