Show us your real estate pawn (Vol 5)

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rodericb said:

ConnectionError said:

https://search.savills.com/nl/en/property-detail/g...

Picture 7, aka Family Room, gives some 2001: A Space Odyssey vibes.

All it needs is a big black fridge.

(And departure from this corporeal realm.)
((Maybe that's where the vendor went...))

[Downward]

Florida

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1201-Marble-Way...

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Downward said:

Florida

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1201-Marble-Way...

Is this the pawn or nightmares thread? Too much visual noise for me...

[greygoose]

Downward said:

Florida

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1201-Marble-Way...

I like the pool but the rest is a bit over the top…..

[Bonefish Blues]

greygoose said:

Downward said:

Florida

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1201-Marble-Way...

I like the pool but the rest is a bit over the top…..

A committed design...

0.53 acres. Not one for gardeners.

[Chris Stott]

Downward said:

Florida

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1201-Marble-Way...

Also … Florida property taxes and insurance premiums

[thegreenhell]

You can't accuse it of being bland or boring.

I like the Viking long ship dining table.

[Megaflow]

Downward said:

Florida

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1201-Marble-Way...

Damn. The owner needs to lay off the illicit substances..



The building itself is nice and has some potential, but the inside, holy fk.............

[TheJimi]

Downward said:

Florida

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1201-Marble-Way...

I love it when folk go all out and decorate exactly how they like it.

Kudos to them.

[Blackpuddin]

vdn said:

ConnectionError said:

https://search.savills.com/nl/en/property-detail/g...

Love it. Some tasteful updates would make it a humdinger.

Living in what looks like half of Buckingham Palace wouldn't appeal to me.

[Blackpuddin]

TheJimi said:

Downward said:

Florida

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1201-Marble-Way...

I love it when folk go all out and decorate exactly how they like it.

Kudos to them.

Had to stop looking after five pics as my eyes were hurting. The removals bill will be a tidy sum.

[Nezquick]

trickywoo said:

RosscoPCole said:

If you like golf the view is amazing.
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/157790504#/...

You would REALLY need to like golf to drop £7m on that.

That's fantastic but £7m is utterly ridiculous. The only way that makes sense is if (as someone else has said) you rent it out for extortionate sums to wealthy Americans for 6 months of the year.

[TownIdiot]

Nezquick said:

That's fantastic but £7m is utterly ridiculous. The only way that makes sense is if (as someone else has said) you rent it out for extortionate sums to wealthy Americans for 6 months of the year.

It will either be bought by a large company or a very wealthy golf lover.
Probably American.

It's the holy grail of golf and a corporate invite to play the old course would be the top of the tree for many people.

[Blackpuddin]

Nezquick said:

trickywoo said:

RosscoPCole said:

If you like golf the view is amazing.
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/157790504#/...

You would REALLY need to like golf to drop £7m on that.

That's fantastic but £7m is utterly ridiculous. The only way that makes sense is if (as someone else has said) you rent it out for extortionate sums to wealthy Americans for 6 months of the year.

Hard to believe they got planning permission for that design.

[nordboy]

Downward said:

Florida

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1201-Marble-Way...

Drugs and lots of paint obviously don't mix well?

[AndyTR]

Nurburgsingh said:

Legend83 said:

The Don of Croy said:

I think the placement of the bathroom cabinet is genius. The mould, less so...

It would take a brave person to open that toilet lid...

Is that the ladies toilet from the bar in Desperado ? FML

Issue is it was a tenant farm, so the chap living there wouldn't want to put any money in...not that sheep farming is lucrative anyway. If the owners renovate the property then any costs go onto the rent and so the rent goes up massively. Bog will be fine, he's an awesome bloke but in his 80's with the tenancy coming to and end it's why it's in the state it is. Quite frankly it's a daft old system, if the owners had invested in upkeep and maintenance they'd be looking at the best part of a £1m for the property. Our place is similar but has been in private ownership since 1979, so it's well sorted.

[sinbaddio]

nordboy said:

Downward said:

Florida

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1201-Marble-Way...

Drugs and lots of paint obviously don't mix well?

That interior would give an aspirin a headache!

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Blackpuddin said:

Nezquick said:

trickywoo said:

RosscoPCole said:

If you like golf the view is amazing.
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/157790504#/...

You would REALLY need to like golf to drop £7m on that.

That's fantastic but £7m is utterly ridiculous. The only way that makes sense is if (as someone else has said) you rent it out for extortionate sums to wealthy Americans for 6 months of the year.

Hard to believe they got planning permission for that design.

The rental income though, would be immense. Even when the Open isn't on! Could probably get a return in a few years.

[Bonefish Blues]

About a week and a half ago.

Split decision, but I think us 'modern classic' voters had it

[Louis Balfour]

Bonefish Blues said:

About a week and a half ago.

Split decision, but I think us 'modern classic' voters had it

No, I think the "looks like my old school" voters had it.