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How to troll a dating website......

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smegmore

3,091 posts

93 months

Thursday 31st January 2013
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And the ad next to it, OMG!! hehe

Blown2CV

17,404 posts

120 months

Friday 1st February 2013
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ben_h100 said:
Mobsta what software do you use for these - they are incredible biggrin
looks like MS paint to me...

markmullen

15,877 posts

151 months

Friday 1st February 2013
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Blown2CV said:
looks like MS paint to me...
Over 9000 hours at a guess...

Blown2CV

17,404 posts

120 months

Friday 1st February 2013
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markmullen said:
Blown2CV said:
looks like MS paint to me...
Over 9000 hours at a guess...
guy is talented... you can do a lot with the most basic packages with a bit of skill and time. From looking at those pics I am pretty sure it isn't adobe illustrator or owt like that!

Mobsta

5,614 posts

172 months

Saturday 2nd February 2013
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Blown2CV said:
guy is talented... you can do a lot with the most basic packages with a bit of skill and time. From looking at those pics I am pretty sure it isn't adobe illustrator or owt like that!
It was art rage. I googled the cheapest best rated graphics tablet, amazon I think, fifty quid or there abouts, my pics (in my mind) are no funnier than this French chap, there is just something about ms paint which brings out the ridiculum in a brilliant way. The new ones have also literally made me burst out laughing when I'm trying to keep quiet in bed.

Back to original question, art rage feels like a paint brush, only harder. It's tricky. I did no more art than anyone else here (in school, the mandatory years) and initially well, yes, it was fun, but it can't do anything than simulate a paint brush or a water colour set. Probably easier to just pick up a real pencil. Unless you want to simulate painting and pencils on computer.
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giggity

506 posts

78 months

Saturday 2nd February 2013
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expensivegarms

633 posts

114 months

Tuesday 5th February 2013
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Someones got to be able to do something with this haven't they?!

http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/137/89/3tet0qb...

carreauchompeur

14,899 posts

121 months

Tuesday 5th February 2013
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expensivegarms said:
Someones got to be able to do something with this haven't they?!

http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/137/89/3tet0qb...

expensivegarms

633 posts

114 months

Tuesday 5th February 2013
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I have attempted to do the one I've just posted, and I know it's not great. I've spent 10 minutes on it anyway, so you might as well see it!

EDLT

14,875 posts

123 months

Tuesday 5th February 2013
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giggity said:
Nobody, its from /o/

Mobsta

5,614 posts

172 months

Wednesday 6th February 2013
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Since this is a trolling thread, here are some audio clips made by the chap whose book I recommended...

http://www.robincooper.co.uk/audio.php

OldJohnnyYen

1,455 posts

66 months

Wednesday 6th February 2013
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Mobsta said:
Since this is a trolling thread, here are some audio clips made by the chap whose book I recommended...

http://www.robincooper.co.uk/audio.php
Why does he have to do it in a silly voice? Youtube Tom Mabe for how to prank call!

Mobsta

5,614 posts

172 months

Wednesday 6th February 2013
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OldJohnnyYen said:
Mobsta said:
Since this is a trolling thread, here are some audio clips made by the chap whose book I recommended...

http://www.robincooper.co.uk/audio.php
Why does he have to do it in a silly voice? Youtube Tom Mabe for how to prank call!
I remember the tom mabe clip. Old as the hills and timeless. I think this chap probably sounds in real life, not too different from how he does in the clips. The TV repair clip is great, he plays a family of 4 people thumbup

rev-erend

19,383 posts

201 months

Wednesday 6th February 2013
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expensivegarms said:
I have attempted to do the one I've just posted, and I know it's not great. I've spent 10 minutes on it anyway, so you might as well see it!
What's the stick man saying .. it's too small.

Pixel Pusher

9,838 posts

76 months

Wednesday 6th February 2013
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carreauchompeur said:
expensivegarms said:
Someones got to be able to do something with this haven't they?!

http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/137/89/3tet0qb...
I thought I'd have a go. How hard can it be?

I couldn't quite get the lips to look full and luscious like our beautiful model, so I took the liberty of using some raw sausages.

Tasty and quite effective.

Voila et Bon Appetit!


Vieste

10,532 posts

77 months

Wednesday 6th February 2013
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laugh

mgtony

3,004 posts

107 months

Wednesday 6th February 2013
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Does that say MAN or NAN? biggrin

Vieste

10,532 posts

77 months

Wednesday 6th February 2013
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OldJohnnyYen said:
Mobsta said:
Since this is a trolling thread, here are some audio clips made by the chap whose book I recommended...

http://www.robincooper.co.uk/audio.php
Why does he have to do it in a silly voice? Youtube Tom Mabe for how to prank call!
Cute lil' mexican midget smile

ritch7

87 posts

78 months

Wednesday 6th February 2013
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pixel pusher you have some raw talent my friend. If you are a 12 year old boy I feel like exploiting you and giving you a pennie sweet every hour and make you work like lunatic to make me rich off your work.
So get in touch with me if you are...


In all seriousness, you photoshop whiz kids on some of these other threads, what do you do for a living? is it related?


Pixel Pusher

9,838 posts

76 months

Wednesday 6th February 2013
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ritch7 said:
pixel pusher you have some raw talent my friend. If you are a 12 year old boy I feel like exploiting you and giving you a pennie sweet every hour and make you work like lunatic to make me rich off your work.
So get in touch with me if you are...


In all seriousness, you photoshop whiz kids on some of these other threads, what do you do for a living? is it related?
I'm actually 45, but it's a retarded 45, so in my head I am actually 12.

I'll take your suggested rate but maybe you could throw in a curly wurly as some sort of quarterly performance bonus?


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