How to troll a dating website......

[Mobsta]

Blown2CV said:

guy is talented... you can do a lot with the most basic packages with a bit of skill and time. From looking at those pics I am pretty sure it isn't adobe illustrator or owt like that!

It was art rage. I googled the cheapest best rated graphics tablet, amazon I think, fifty quid or there abouts, my pics (in my mind) are no funnier than this French chap, there is just something about ms paint which brings out the ridiculum in a brilliant way. The new ones have also literally made me burst out laughing when I'm trying to keep quiet in bed.

Back to original question, art rage feels like a paint brush, only harder. It's tricky. I did no more art than anyone else here (in school, the mandatory years) and initially well, yes, it was fun, but it can't do anything than simulate a paint brush or a water colour set. Probably easier to just pick up a real pencil. Unless you want to simulate painting and pencils on computer.

[giggity]

I wonder who on here did this...



http://www.topgear.com/uk/photos/from-the-top-gear...

[expensivegarms]

Someones got to be able to do something with this haven't they?!

http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/137/89/3tet0qb...

[carreauchompeur]

expensivegarms said:

Someones got to be able to do something with this haven't they?!

http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/137/89/3tet0qb...

[expensivegarms]

I have attempted to do the one I've just posted, and I know it's not great. I've spent 10 minutes on it anyway, so you might as well see it!

[EDLT]

giggity said:

I wonder who on here did this...



http://www.topgear.com/uk/photos/from-the-top-gear...

Nobody, its from /o/

[Mobsta]

Since this is a trolling thread, here are some audio clips made by the chap whose book I recommended...

http://www.robincooper.co.uk/audio.php

[OldJohnnyYen]

Mobsta said:

Since this is a trolling thread, here are some audio clips made by the chap whose book I recommended...

http://www.robincooper.co.uk/audio.php

Why does he have to do it in a silly voice? Youtube Tom Mabe for how to prank call!

[Mobsta]

OldJohnnyYen said:

Mobsta said:

Since this is a trolling thread, here are some audio clips made by the chap whose book I recommended...

http://www.robincooper.co.uk/audio.php

Why does he have to do it in a silly voice? Youtube Tom Mabe for how to prank call!

I remember the tom mabe clip. Old as the hills and timeless. I think this chap probably sounds in real life, not too different from how he does in the clips. The TV repair clip is great, he plays a family of 4 people

[rev-erend]

expensivegarms said:

I have attempted to do the one I've just posted, and I know it's not great. I've spent 10 minutes on it anyway, so you might as well see it!

What's the stick man saying .. it's too small.

[Pixel Pusher]

carreauchompeur said:

expensivegarms said:

Someones got to be able to do something with this haven't they?!

http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/137/89/3tet0qb...

I thought I'd have a go. How hard can it be?

I couldn't quite get the lips to look full and luscious like our beautiful model, so I took the liberty of using some raw sausages.

Tasty and quite effective.

Voila et Bon Appetit!

[Vieste]

[mgtony]

Does that say MAN or NAN?

[Vieste]

OldJohnnyYen said:

Mobsta said:

Since this is a trolling thread, here are some audio clips made by the chap whose book I recommended...

http://www.robincooper.co.uk/audio.php

Why does he have to do it in a silly voice? Youtube Tom Mabe for how to prank call!

Cute lil' mexican midget

[ritch7]

pixel pusher you have some raw talent my friend. If you are a 12 year old boy I feel like exploiting you and giving you a pennie sweet every hour and make you work like lunatic to make me rich off your work.
So get in touch with me if you are...


In all seriousness, you photoshop whiz kids on some of these other threads, what do you do for a living? is it related?

[Pixel Pusher]

ritch7 said:

pixel pusher you have some raw talent my friend. If you are a 12 year old boy I feel like exploiting you and giving you a pennie sweet every hour and make you work like lunatic to make me rich off your work.
So get in touch with me if you are...


In all seriousness, you photoshop whiz kids on some of these other threads, what do you do for a living? is it related?

I'm actually 45, but it's a retarded 45, so in my head I am actually 12.

I'll take your suggested rate but maybe you could throw in a curly wurly as some sort of quarterly performance bonus?

[k-ink]

She looks classy

[Vieste]

Pixel Pusher said:

ritch7 said:

pixel pusher you have some raw talent my friend. If you are a 12 year old boy I feel like exploiting you and giving you a pennie sweet every hour and make you work like lunatic to make me rich off your work.
So get in touch with me if you are...


In all seriousness, you photoshop whiz kids on some of these other threads, what do you do for a living? is it related?

I'm actually 45, but it's a retarded 45, so in my head I am actually 12.

I'll take your suggested rate but maybe you could throw in a curly wurly as some sort of quarterly performance bonus?

Don't tell him pike

[expensivegarms]

rev-erend said:

What's the stick man saying .. it's too small.

'Come on Fido... WALKIESSSSS!'

Yes, I know it's crap