Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
Discussion
Turtle Shed said:
Popmaster today.
"Total Eclipse of the Moon".
FFS.
At the risk of being a pedant, you do get Lunar Eclipses, it’s when the shadow of the Earth falls on the moon. Often called a “blood moon” due to the red colour as what sunlight there is has passed through the atmosphere. "Total Eclipse of the Moon".
FFS.

KiloRomeo said:
The weedkiller bottle comes with a handy clear plastic dosing cap, marked in 100ml increments. Mrs K spotted it on the shelf in the shed and purloined it for the kitchen.
I seized it back, she's just thrown a strop because I dared use her 'new' measuring cup to dose out weedkiller.
Id be careful of homemade cookies, very careful.I seized it back, she's just thrown a strop because I dared use her 'new' measuring cup to dose out weedkiller.
'oh and what did the forth one die of'? 'head injuries, he wouldnt eat his cookies'
Edited by PositronicRay on Sunday 5th June 08:47
Mallard126 said:
deeen said:
Well, if the Sun does go between the Earth and the Moon, it will definitely change the climate.
Would the sun actually fit between Earth and the moon?FA57REN said:
Caddyshack said:
Rookie error not printing the ticket.
I haven't printed any tickets since airlines started putting ads on the printable version.So not only do they expect me to pay for ink and paper for the ticket, but also to pay to print ads? Not a chance.
Milkyway said:
Tyre Smoke said:
Not sure if serious.
It’s not fake... 
It’s from a government site in NZ for a ‘restricted’ licence... the next two questions get more difficult.
https://drive.govt.nz/get-your-restricted/skills/s...
Edited by Milkyway on Friday 3rd June 22:30
(Sorry, pet hate)
Blown2CV said:
i stopped printing tickets for a while, but now there are SO many e-tickets for everything that i now worry so much about losing my phone during the trip that i am back to bloody reams of paper in a plastic folder again.
IndeedFor the sake of 10 mins I print all key forms, I know my luck with phone signal, chargers, and Apple iOS offloading the app that I actually needed.
tribbles said:
FA57REN said:
Caddyshack said:
Rookie error not printing the ticket.
I haven't printed any tickets since airlines started putting ads on the printable version.So not only do they expect me to pay for ink and paper for the ticket, but also to pay to print ads? Not a chance.
havoc said:
Printed here - had enough of all these f
king 'apps' that don't work properly at the point you need them to.
I swear a chunk of the queues at the airport 2 weeks ago were caused by apps not working properly or quickly...
i've had enough panic moments out of signal area where my 'e-ticket' ends up just being a f
I swear a chunk of the queues at the airport 2 weeks ago were caused by apps not working properly or quickly...

67Dino said:
Turtle Shed said:
Popmaster today.
"Total Eclipse of the Moon".
FFS.
At the risk of being a pedant, you do get Lunar Eclipses, it’s when the shadow of the Earth falls on the moon. Often called a “blood moon” due to the red colour as what sunlight there is has passed through the atmosphere. "Total Eclipse of the Moon".
FFS.

Turtle Shed said:
67Dino said:
Turtle Shed said:
Popmaster today.
"Total Eclipse of the Moon".
FFS.
At the risk of being a pedant, you do get Lunar Eclipses, it’s when the shadow of the Earth falls on the moon. Often called a “blood moon” due to the red colour as what sunlight there is has passed through the atmosphere. "Total Eclipse of the Moon".
FFS.

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