Misfits, Dad's Army Types et al...

[anonymous-user]

That’s also in the official police YouTube account of this weirdo’s antics.
I think he’s well and truly over the line marked “mentally ill”.

[Shakermaker]

Sterillium said:

Those hands look exactly how I'd expect a sex offender's hands to look.

5 fingers but palms distinctly lacking in sweat?

[anonymous-user]

Sterillium said:

Those hands look exactly how I'd expect a sex offender's hands to look.

Yep.

Tiny, short, podgy, pasty.

[Don1]

But not sweaty....

[Red Devil]

Plinth said:

ApOrbital said:

Red 4 said:

It's not necessarily the T-shirt I find offensive.

It's calling themselves "The Few" ie. likening themselves to WW2 fighter pilots.

"Never was so much owed by so many to so few ..."

Oh do fk off. Cringe factor is off the scale ...

They are not flying Hurricanes or Spitfires and facing an enemy who wants to kill them, they are driving around in clapped out, modified Land Rovers in half an inch of snow.

wkers.

Edited by Red 4 on Saturday 2nd February 11:31

Well said red 4

Exactly – just what I was thinking.
Helping other people in a difficult situation should be normal human behaviour and not require a crappy tee shirt to glorify it.
Taking a nurse to work in the snow or towing a car out of a ditch does not make you comparable to these men.

Nothing like a PH legendary thread to raise one's spirits when life gets a bit st. I've just found this one and I'm still out of breath from laughing.
When I reached the post above however I did a double take because I realised I had seen that very pic a couple of days ago!
In Tom Neil's book 'Scramble' (he's the tall chap in front of the Hurricane's spinner)

It is the best known of a number of official publicity photographs taken by the famous snapper Cecil Beaton during a visit to 249 Squadron based at North Weald in September 1940.
l-r: P/O Percival Ross-Frames 'Percy' Burton; Flt/Lt Robert 'Butch' Barton; Flt/Lt Albert Gerald 'Zulu' Lewis; P/O Terry 'Ossie' Crossey; P/O Tom 'Ginger' Neil; P/O Hugh John Sherard 'Beazel' Beazley; Sqn/Ldr John Grandy C/O; P/O George Barclay; Flt/Lt Keith Lofts.
Amazingly, seven out of the nine in that group survived the war. Only Burton and Barclay were KIA (Burton 6 days after the pic was taken and Barclay in July 1942).

[rickygolf83]

Whitean3 said:

Speaking of Metr- State- check this out- it appeared on my Facebook feed. Serial Police impersonator:
https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/videos/227879028...

The clip of this dude on youtube always gets me in stiches. I mind watching it when the episode was on the box too

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/obsessed-fan...

[Paul Dishman]

https://twitter.com/EventSafety999

There must be an entire collection here

[Shakermaker]

Paul Dishman said:

https://twitter.com/EventSafety999

There must be an entire collection here

The fact that his Twitter page logo is a Dacia with some cheap tribal/dragon stickers put on really says a lot about how professional they are. I'd definitely hire them to keep my daughter's next birthday party in check, she'll be 3 next year.

Obviously they know all about safeguarding since you aren't even authorised to view their tweets - you need special clearance

[Paul Dishman]

Shakermaker said:

Obviously they know all about safeguarding since you aren't even authorised to view their tweets - you need special clearance

I've applied, let's see what happens

[SpeckledJim]

Paul Dishman said:

Shakermaker said:

Obviously they know all about safeguarding since you aren't even authorised to view their tweets - you need special clearance

I've applied, let's see what happens

And that, until the foot washed-up, was the last anyone heard of him.

[SVX]

This thread never fails to deliver

[Gameface]

Will the 4x4 boys be able to save the country from the coronavirus?

[RizzoTheRat]

Shakermaker said:

Obviously they know all about safeguarding since you aren't even authorised to view their tweets - you need special clearance

Tweets 416.
Followers 2.

[Shakermaker]

Gameface said:

Will the 4x4 boys be able to save the country from the coronavirus?

I'm told you can fend it off with 1 litre of Robinson's Lemon Squash diluted 1:100 with water - but the weaker the better!

You'll also need to ensure you wear fully protective hi-vis top with camouflage trousers.

[GOATever]

https://thewaltercumpershunterclub.wordpress.com/2...

This one has awarded himself a knighthood

[GOATever]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3675287/war-veteran-...

How about a ‘SAS Hero’ who was actually an SS Nazi?

[Paul Dishman]

Spot the Walt in the Background

https://twitter.com/MrMinion999/status/11958538322...

Hi-Vis, of course

[yellowjack]

GOATever said:

https://thewaltercumpershunterclub.wordpress.com/2...

This one has awarded himself a knighthood

The mere suggestion that a Knighted Major General would be putting his uniform(s) on for some selfies with a pile of laundry in the background? WT actual F??? The bloke is as mad as a bottle of chips.

[anonymous-user]

Paul Dishman said:

Shakermaker said:

Obviously they know all about safeguarding since you aren't even authorised to view their tweets - you need special clearance

I've applied, let's see what happens

Apparently, you’ll soon be versed in “every matter from Customer Service to Spectator Safety”....
That’s quite a bit. Good luck.

[anonymous-user]

RizzoTheRat said:

Shakermaker said:

Obviously they know all about safeguarding since you aren't even authorised to view their tweets - you need special clearance

Tweets 416.
Followers 2.

1. His mum
2. Himself, from his own personal log on.