Misfits, Dad's Army Types et al...

[Dont like rolls]

yellowjack said:

GOATever said:

https://thewaltercumpershunterclub.wordpress.com/2...

This one has awarded himself a knighthood

The mere suggestion that a Knighted Major General would be putting his uniform(s) on for some selfies with a pile of laundry in the background? WT actual F??? The bloke is as mad as a bottle of chips.

That is shocking, what legal penalties exist for this (assuming he is not "making money" from it ?)

[GOATever]

Dont like rolls said:

That is shocking, what legal penalties exist for this (assuming he is not "making money" from it ?)

It used to be known as gaining a pecuniary advantage by deception. It’s covered by the umbrella fraud legislation now though. He’s bang in trouble if the wrong people get wind of it.

[Dont like rolls]

GOATever said:

Dont like rolls said:

That is shocking, what legal penalties exist for this (assuming he is not "making money" from it ?)

It used to be known as gaining a pecuniary advantage by deception. It’s covered by the umbrella fraud legislation now though. He’s bang in trouble if the wrong people get wind of it.

I had to look that up

Pecuniary advantage. Here the pecuniary advantage is the **opportunity to earn remuneration in an office or employment. Put simply, in this case "pecuniary advantage" means getting a job with ** Obtains by deception.

And if it is for any shown advantage or gain other than satisfying his fantasy, what then ?

[Paul Dishman]

Crossflow Kid said:

Paul Dishman said:

Shakermaker said:

Obviously they know all about safeguarding since you aren't even authorised to view their tweets - you need special clearance

I've applied, let's see what happens

Apparently, you’ll soon be versed in “every matter from Customer Service to Spectator Safety”....
That’s quite a bit. Good luck.

I'm still "pending"

It's been going nine years apparently



Chris 🚲 Event Marshal 😉💪🚲
@MrMinion999
·
Jan 30
Hadn’t realised till earlier when playing pool with friends that it’s 9 years since I set up
@EventSafety999
, started my volunteer marshal career 😱 I’ve gained friends, contacts with important people & covered most of Devon whilst doing it 😂 change of voluntary career maybe? 😏

https://twitter.com/MrMinion999/status/12229521170...

Edited by Paul Dishman on Saturday 1st February 19:30

[anonymous-user]

999 Minion bloke said:

”Contacts with important people”

“Sarge! Sarge! That irritating nutter with the bashed up Dacia and grubby hi viz is on the phone again. Says there’s a traffic cone fallen over in the roadworks near the Rose & Crown. Wants to know if he can stand it up again”

[Paul Dishman]

Crossflow Kid said:

999 Minion bloke said:

”Contacts with important people”

“Sarge! Sarge! That irritating nutter with the bashed up Dacia and grubby hi viz is on the phone again. Says there’s a traffic cone fallen over in the roadworks near the Rose & Crown. Wants to know if he can stand it up again”

This is his "Support Vehicle"

https://twitter.com/MrMinion999/status/12205105495...

[Halmyre]

GOATever said:

Dont like rolls said:

That is shocking, what legal penalties exist for this (assuming he is not "making money" from it ?)

It used to be known as gaining a pecuniary advantage by deception. It’s covered by the umbrella fraud legislation now though. He’s bang in trouble if the wrong people get wind of it.

Never did Screaming Lord Sutch any harm. Although it never did him much good either.

[ellroy]

Dont like rolls said:

That is shocking, what legal penalties exist for this (assuming he is not "making money" from it ?)

Uniforms act 1894, a fine or up to a month in jail. Not sure if it’s been used in recent times, not to my knowledge, or even still applies.

[Dont like rolls]

ellroy said:

Dont like rolls said:

That is shocking, what legal penalties exist for this (assuming he is not "making money" from it ?)

Uniforms act 1894, a fine or up to a month in jail. Not sure if it’s been used in recent times, not to my knowledge, or even still applies.

So nothing can/will de done. That is a great shame.

[Shakermaker]

Paul Dishman said:

I'm still "pending"

It's been going nine years apparently



Chris ?? Event Marshal ??????
@MrMinion999
·
Jan 30
Hadn’t realised till earlier when playing pool with friends that it’s 9 years since I set up
@EventSafety999
, started my volunteer marshal career ?? I’ve gained friends, contacts with important people & covered most of Devon whilst doing it ?? change of voluntary career maybe? ??

https://twitter.com/MrMinion999/status/12229521170...

Edited by Paul Dishman on Saturday 1st February 19:30

Can't even be bothered to cover ALL of Devon? Which bits is he missing out? How will the people in those areas remain safe?

[Paul Dishman]

Shakermaker said:

Can't even be bothered to cover ALL of Devon? Which bits is he missing out? How will the people in those areas remain safe?

He's just a lonely fantasist, sad really.

[DonkeyApple]

Gameface said:

Will the 4x4 boys be able to save the country from the coronavirus?

It looks like the medical profession has taken a big hit this morning!!!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-51...

[GOATever]

DonkeyApple said:

It looks like the medical profession has taken a big hit this morning!!!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-51...

On a side note, I used to live in Normanton road, when I was at the University of Leicester. That is a truly stty area.

[anonymous-user]

Watching some stuff on YT and came cross this.

Mission critical.....Torches for security guards

https://youtu.be/s78QUMc3Xpg?t=2327

[anonymous-user]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BdtSrKSpk8

the walt posted earlier as an escort driver is in court, you just know he wants to correct the terms used, bubbling over.

Arrested video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r1czLNKjpU

Edited by Thesprucegoose on Monday 17th February 12:25

[GOATever]

Thesprucegoose said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BdtSrKSpk8

the walt posted earlier as an escort driver is in court, you just know he wants to correct the terms used, bubbling over.

Arrested video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r1czLNKjpU

Edited by Thesprucegoose on Monday 17th February 12:25

What whiny little arse.

[Krupp88]

Paul Dishman said:

Crossflow Kid said:

999 Minion bloke said:

”Contacts with important people”

“Sarge! Sarge! That irritating nutter with the bashed up Dacia and grubby hi viz is on the phone again. Says there’s a traffic cone fallen over in the roadworks near the Rose & Crown. Wants to know if he can stand it up again”

This is his "Support Vehicle"

https://twitter.com/MrMinion999/status/12205105495...

It gets worse, MrMinion999 is also a keen airsofter who also uses Twitter to ask his local police armed response team if they would like to play paintball...... unsurprisingly they failed to respond to this offer.

Support vehicle, airsoft and a "big emergency services supporter" - the holy trinity of waltism.

[WJNB]

EnglishTony said:

Whitehall Directive No 1473.852.65 sub section 478 of the 456th addendum sub paragraph 87b, footnote III, c states all local non governmental meetings must contain the following members to be quorate.

1 x nitpicking old biddy
1 x protocol Nazi
2 x pompous ässes
1 x self proclaimed leader of public opinion
3 x uniformed special interest group members

Didn't you get the memo?

You omitted the 'diversity. requirement;
1 x person of colour
1 x person with mobility issues ideally wheelchair bound
1 x person with learning difficulties
1 x single sex couple
1 x gay person
1 x person of minority (in the UK ) religious belief
1 x pack of Yummy Mummies

[GOATever]

Thesprucegoose said:

Watching some stuff on YT and came cross this.

Mission critical.....Torches for security guards

https://youtu.be/s78QUMc3Xpg?t=2327

“They might fall down a hole without them”

Edited by GOATever on Monday 17th February 17:44

[Paul Dishman]

Krupp88 said:

Paul Dishman said:

Crossflow Kid said:

999 Minion bloke said:

”Contacts with important people”

“Sarge! Sarge! That irritating nutter with the bashed up Dacia and grubby hi viz is on the phone again. Says there’s a traffic cone fallen over in the roadworks near the Rose & Crown. Wants to know if he can stand it up again”

This is his "Support Vehicle"

https://twitter.com/MrMinion999/status/12205105495...

It gets worse, MrMinion999 is also a keen airsofter who also uses Twitter to ask his local police armed response team if they would like to play paintball...... unsurprisingly they failed to respond to this offer.

Support vehicle, airsoft and a "big emergency services supporter" - the holy trinity of waltism.

He's got a Motability car, but hasn't passed his driving test.

He's always trying to ingratiate himself with the local armed response team; one of their sergeants (the social media champion) is retiring on Mr Minion's birthday. Mr M suggested they go out for a pint, no reply yet from the Sgt.