A bit council (Vol 3)
Discussion
Nickbrapp said:
Going on holiday in the U.K. Council.
Er, no, not really. A decent UK holiday is way less Council than an all-inclusive (or indeed most package holidays) to any of those awful resorts across the planet much-loved by the tattooed, foul-mouthed crowd that disgrace Britain each holiday period.
Nickbrapp said:
Going on holiday in the U.K. Council.
Try and tell that to all the multi millionaire and billionaire Arab, Chinese, Russian etc... groups that summer in the U.K. every yearWhile we rarely vacation in the U.K. now I would much rather that than consider heading some where like the Spainish Costa's or Balearics / Canaries
CharlesdeGaulle said:
Nickbrapp said:
Going on holiday in the U.K. Council.
Er, no, not really. A decent UK holiday is way less Council than an all-inclusive (or indeed most package holidays) to any of those awful resorts across the planet much-loved by the tattooed, foul-mouthed crowd that disgrace Britain each holiday period.
CharlesdeGaulle said:
Nickbrapp said:
Going on holiday in the U.K. Council.
Er, no, not really. A decent UK holiday is way less Council than an all-inclusive (or indeed most package holidays) to any of those awful resorts across the planet much-loved by the tattooed, foul-mouthed crowd that disgrace Britain each holiday period.
schmunk said:
J4CKO said:
hyphen said:
Hmm, slightly inappropriate but quite well done and not really council.Nickbrapp said:
Going on holiday in the U.K. Council.
Weirdly location dependent. Take the Norfolk coast. Hunstanton is all Kiss Me Quick hats, tattoos and fish 'n' chips. A mile or so to the east, all the children are called Hugo and Jocasta and the parents all wear Boden shorts and Docksiders. AstonZagato said:
Weirdly location dependent. Take the Norfolk coast. Hunstanton is all Kiss Me Quick hats, tattoos and fish 'n' chips. A mile or so to the east, all the children are called Hugo and Jocasta and the parents all wear Boden shorts and Docksiders.
Ah yes, Chelsea-on-Sea. Europa1 said:
AstonZagato said:
Weirdly location dependent. Take the Norfolk coast. Hunstanton is all Kiss Me Quick hats, tattoos and fish 'n' chips. A mile or so to the east, all the children are called Hugo and Jocasta and the parents all wear Boden shorts and Docksiders.
Ah yes, Chelsea-on-Sea. - Dicka or dicker = donkey. Probably out of Norfolkese circulation since my grandfather died.
I fear that Council has moved into my apartment block. I was putting bottles in the appropriate bin but had problems becasue it was overflowing with empty 1-litre Buckfast bottles. PH members in Northern Ireland and Glasgow will know this libation well. I was told the other day that the mediaeval monks' recipe has been enhanced in recent times with astronomic amounts of caffeine. Real chav drink.
Later that day I saw the possible culprit, fag in mouth, red mohican stripe, wearing a basketball top in that odd colour of greyish-white that only Council seem able to obtain from their clothing. I assume the grubbiness comes from filthy sofas covered in dog hair, fag ash, discarded fast food, and a washing machine that has a minor fault fixable for £10 but which is in true Council fashion, unusable.
Later that day I saw the possible culprit, fag in mouth, red mohican stripe, wearing a basketball top in that odd colour of greyish-white that only Council seem able to obtain from their clothing. I assume the grubbiness comes from filthy sofas covered in dog hair, fag ash, discarded fast food, and a washing machine that has a minor fault fixable for £10 but which is in true Council fashion, unusable.
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