A bit council (Vol 3)

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OpulentBob

10,413 posts

118 months

Friday 25th August 2017
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Yes she's reasonably pretty but please guys let it drop. It's not hugely SFW and lets face it, is a fairly normal lady in a weird outfit.

I'll get my coat puffer jacket.

nicanary

6,415 posts

84 months

Friday 25th August 2017
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OpulentBob said:
Yes she's reasonably pretty but please guys let it drop. It's not hugely SFW and lets face it, is a fairly normal lady in a weird outfit.

I'll get my coat puffer jacket.
Like this one?



V8mate

41,638 posts

127 months

Friday 25th August 2017
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nicanary said:
OpulentBob said:
Yes she's reasonably pretty but please guys let it drop. It's not hugely SFW and lets face it, is a fairly normal lady in a weird outfit.

I'll get my coat puffer jacket.
Like this one?


That's a donkey jacket.

ApOrbital

5,541 posts

56 months

Friday 25th August 2017
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Nice boat that vital spunk.

CharlesdeGaulle

9,854 posts

118 months

Friday 25th August 2017
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OpulentBob said:
Yes she's reasonably pretty but please guys let it drop. It's not hugely SFW and lets face it, is a fairly normal lady in a weird outfit.

I'll get my coat puffer jacket.
Well said. I find the persistent re-posting of that picture pretty cringe-worthy. Not knowing when to stop: Council.

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nonsequitur

7,578 posts

54 months

Friday 25th August 2017
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sleepera6 said:
In Penang, Malaysia.

No councilistas here.. glory days.
Posting on PH when should be enjoying the delights of Penang. Is that council?party (unless a resident of said island).

nicanary

6,415 posts

84 months

Friday 25th August 2017
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V8mate said:
nicanary said:
OpulentBob said:
Yes she's reasonably pretty but please guys let it drop. It's not hugely SFW and lets face it, is a fairly normal lady in a weird outfit.

I'll get my coat puffer jacket.
Like this one?


That's a donkey jacket.
Sorry. Weak joke. It should be Puffa jacket, not puffer, thus my attempt at humour by showing the jacket of a puffer skipper.

Fail.

V8mate

41,638 posts

127 months

Friday 25th August 2017
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nicanary said:
V8mate said:
nicanary said:
OpulentBob said:
Yes she's reasonably pretty but please guys let it drop. It's not hugely SFW and lets face it, is a fairly normal lady in a weird outfit.

I'll get my coat puffer jacket.
Like this one?


That's a donkey jacket.
Sorry. Weak joke. It should be Puffa jacket, not puffer, thus my attempt at humour by showing the jacket of a puffer skipper.

Fail.
Not a fail. Just way too clever for mortals on a Friday biggrin

Pieman68

2,841 posts

172 months

Friday 25th August 2017
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alorotom said:
Try and tell that to all the multi millionaire and billionaire Arab, Chinese, Russian etc... groups that summer in the U.K. every year

While we rarely vacation in the U.K. now I would much rather that than consider heading some where like the Spainish Costa's or Balearics / Canaries
Depends on where though surely

Went to Ibiza last year for our honeymoon. Made a point of going to the north coast and we were in a hotel almost exclusively frequented by non Brits. In fact, we got our transfer and were the only people on the minibus. Balearics are stunning if you go to the right places!

hyphen

8,761 posts

28 months

Friday 25th August 2017
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tonker said:
All of the council were in Costco at the weekend. They are ALL at chessington today. There's a zoo type bus ride behind fences - so the animals can thank their luck they are kept away from these people.

For my sins I have a merlin pass for my six year old. It would be great apart from the customers. The car park looks like the trade in car park for a Vauxhall dealer
The council is strong on the comments too hehehttps://www.facebook.com/Chessington/photos/a.1203...




Edited by hyphen on Friday 25th August 13:47

sleepera6

4,545 posts

35 months

Friday 25th August 2017
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nonsequitur said:
Posting on PH when should be enjoying the delights of Penang. Is that council?party (unless a resident of said island).
Spent the whole day exploring Kek Lok Si , Penang Hill, and George Town . Sadly Kek Lok Si was full of British tourists (who were too plastered to Instagram ) and homeless Buddhist men chain smoking and cussing in Malay. Still beautiful though.

Might be bagging myself a Perodua Myvi for 8 hour marathons. Too cheapskate for an air ticket to KL . Council?

Never you mind

1,224 posts

50 months

Friday 25th August 2017
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Scotland. Council.


Heard a mother calling her offspring last night kid couldn't have been any more than 8 years old. "Did ya no ken wit I told ya? Ya little fking . Get in that fking hoose now"

Classy


nonsequitur

7,578 posts

54 months

Friday 25th August 2017
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sleepera6 said:
nonsequitur said:
Posting on PH when should be enjoying the delights of Penang. Is that council?party (unless a resident of said island).
Spent the whole day exploring Kek Lok Si , Penang Hill, and George Town . Sadly Kek Lok Si was full of British tourists (who were too plastered to Instagram ) and homeless Buddhist men chain smoking and cussing in Malay. Still beautiful though.

Might be bagging myself a Perodua Myvi for 8 hour marathons. Too cheapskate for an air ticket to KL . Council?
Brilliant. I have many fond memories of Penang from my merchant navy days. One of my shipmates married a Penang girl whom he met on a trip ashore,

br d

6,585 posts

164 months

Friday 25th August 2017
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Cockroaches, council.
Just stuck some vids in the YouTube thread.

These lovely people were moved out 3 days before these videos were shot.
I'm sure austinsmirk will be familiar with this level of council.

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...


Spanglepants

1,482 posts

75 months

Friday 25th August 2017
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On the sofa all day feeling a bit rough, asked my youngest to get me a ready meal. He put it on a plate, I usually eat them straight out the container, when I finished I put the plate on the floor. Bit later forget it was there and stepped on the plate. Bottom of foot and toes covered in bits of pasta and cheese sauce. I felt that crap I left it like that for quarter of an hour, laid back down with my leg hanging over the edge
Enough council?

Gunk

2,562 posts

97 months

Friday 25th August 2017
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It's the wonky sticker on the washing machine that does it for me!

Timbergiant

929 posts

68 months

Friday 25th August 2017
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Tattoos and even worse, the selection of clothes that allow the individual to display his/her body "art". How did these people remember the names of their offspring before they had them tattooed onto their calf/neck/arms?

Gunk

2,562 posts

97 months

Friday 25th August 2017
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I'm sure this has been mentioned before, but a trip to the pound shop today to buy tea bags for work made me realise that any sportswear that's not being worn for sporting activities is utterly council.

Pound shops also tend to smell of councilness, chip fat, fags and BO. Lots of home died hair, piercings and tattoos on show as well.

I presume the main attraction with this nasty nylon sports stuff is that its cheap, has an elastic waistband and is drip dry.

hyphen

8,761 posts

28 months

Friday 25th August 2017
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Gunk said:
I'm sure this has been mentioned before, but a trip to the pound shop today to buy tea bags for work made me realise that any sportswear that's not being worn for sporting activities is utterly council.

Pound shops also tend to smell of councilness, chip fat, fags and BO. Lots of home died hair, piercings and tattoos on show as well.

I presume the main attraction with this nasty nylon sports stuff is that its cheap, has an elastic waistband and is drip dry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYRENWT8lz8

williamp

16,304 posts

211 months

Friday 25th August 2017
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nicanary said:
V8mate said:
nicanary said:
OpulentBob said:
Yes she's reasonably pretty but please guys let it drop. It's not hugely SFW and lets face it, is a fairly normal lady in a weird outfit.

I'll get my coat puffer jacket.
Like this one?


That's a donkey jacket.
Sorry. Weak joke. It should be Puffa jacket, not puffer, thus my attempt at humour by showing the jacket of a puffer skipper.

Fail.
[Frank Carson] My Wife wanted a fur coat for her birthday.... So I got her a Donkey jacket [/frank carson] paperbag