A bit council (Vol 3)

A bit council (Vol 3)

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Jimmy Recard

17,547 posts

194 months

Sunday 13th January 2019
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Thesprucegoose said:
''After returning from a holiday in Benalmádena on the Costa del Sol in Spain...had a pint...at around 10.30am.

The unemployed man, who is on income support, said his ban was also putting a strain on his purse strings.''
I wonder if spending his days in pubs puts more of a strain on his purse strings than not spending his days in pubs!

CoolHands

20,747 posts

210 months

Sunday 13th January 2019
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MJ85 said:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6585117/D...


Toby Carvery, Diabetes & walks with “sticks”.
Oh dear, now we’ve given him eye problems to add to his DLA. “Partially sighted” forevermore

CharlesdeGaulle

26,882 posts

195 months

Sunday 13th January 2019
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OddCat said:
V8mate said:
colonel c said:
Bullett said:
V8mate said:
I wonder if she's singing "On... the... blue ridge mountains of Virginia..."
That's another fine mess.
roflroflroflroflrofl
Typical. I make the joke - the person who for some reason feels duty-bound to explain it, gets the laugh grumpy

hehe
Maybe if you'd said "In....the.....blue ridge mountains of Virginia...." people might have got it? rolleyes
People too thick to get the joke and then blame someone else; Council!

The Don of Croy

6,216 posts

174 months

Sunday 13th January 2019
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Bluedot said:
I'm curious as to what the moving of the pole dancing studio has to do with dog toilet habits scratchchin
Studio manager = dog owner. No real concern for neighbours, whether it was parking (having more visitors than spaces), very loud music, litter... council. Very council.






Looked OK in yoga pants tho'. For shame.


SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

268 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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tribalsurfer said:
Brinyan said:
6 pint cartons of milk
Not sure about this, I have 2 young kids and easily get through a 6 pinter in a few days.
You shouldn't call her that. Very rude.


amusingduck

9,445 posts

151 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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SimonTheSailor said:
link said:
He said: "I'd say things like 'try not to drop anything or clap your hands' when they were carrying plates.
Clearly he was banned for his st jokes laugh

anonymous-user

69 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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Lumps of "brown" sugar in a bag of granulated. Lazy s who use the WET coffee spoon to then double-dip and get sugar. Always a council kitchen.

shakotan

10,807 posts

211 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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tribalsurfer said:
Brinyan said:
6 pint cartons of milk
Not sure about this, I have 2 young kids and easily get through a 6 pinter in a few days.
Are you bathing them in it, Cleopatra!?

schmunk

4,399 posts

140 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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OpulentBob said:
Lumps of "brown" sugar in a bag of granulated. Lazy s who use the WET coffee spoon to then double-dip and get sugar. Always a council kitchen.
I raise you "taking sugar in hot drinks".

john2443

6,444 posts

226 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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SimonTheSailor said:
Guess which chain owns the pub. (Clue, rhymes with Heather Moons)

schmunk

4,399 posts

140 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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john2443 said:
SimonTheSailor said:
Guess which chain owns the pub. (Clue, rhymes with Heather Moons)
Little need to guess, it's written in the article.

V8mate

45,899 posts

204 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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schmunk said:
OpulentBob said:
Lumps of "brown" sugar in a bag of granulated. Lazy s who use the WET coffee spoon to then double-dip and get sugar. Always a council kitchen.
I raise you "taking sugar in hot drinks".
yes

Has been council for over 30 years.

colonel c

7,944 posts

254 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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V8mate said:
colonel c said:
Bullett said:
V8mate said:
NoVetec said:
V8mate said:
The bit about having been married for two years piqued my councilometer.

Unsurprisingly, her Facebook page states that she 'Works at unable to work due disability'. I daresay that she and her husband work for the same employer.

Anyway - looked like a lovely wedding...


She looks like Jeffrey Dahmer in a wig.
I wonder if she's singing "On... the... blue ridge mountains of Virginia..."
That's another fine mess.
roflroflroflroflrofl
Typical. I make the joke - the person who for some reason feels duty-bound to explain it, gets the laugh grumpy

hehe
That's showbusiness. smile

Shuvi McTupya

24,460 posts

262 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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SpeckledJim said:
tribalsurfer said:
Brinyan said:
6 pint cartons of milk
Not sure about this, I have 2 young kids and easily get through a 6 pinter in a few days.
You shouldn't call her that. Very rude.
eekhehe

PositronicRay

28,046 posts

198 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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Shuvi McTupya said:
SpeckledJim said:
tribalsurfer said:
Brinyan said:
6 pint cartons of milk
Not sure about this, I have 2 young kids and easily get through a 6 pinter in a few days.
You shouldn't call her that. Very rude.
eekhehe
Have anotherclap

8Ace

2,822 posts

213 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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anonymous said:
[redacted]
Cheers Pal.

Lerruz in this f-ff-ff-f-ff-ffkin 'ouse NOW! Yer f-ff-f-ffkin' owld b-bb-b-b-bh!!!"

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

131 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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john2443 said:
SimonTheSailor said:
Guess which chain owns the pub.
The Crown and Anchor?

kingston12

5,602 posts

172 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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SimonTheSailor said:
That’s one of the best I’ve seen yet. He comes back from holiday, manages to have been to the pub TWICE by lunchtime, and then complains that his Income Support payments aren’t going to cover drinking at more expensive pubs!

SimonTheSailor

12,774 posts

243 months

Monday 14th January 2019
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I thought you lot would like it.

Should this be the time I tell you that I use to see him in the pub sometimes ?

There was a bar called 'Flappers' that use to do 99p pints 8-10pm on a Friday and Saturday night. He use to turn up wearing his hi viz jacket, not sure whether he had just come from work.

As it says in the article he is well known for his karaoke - he once suggested he was going to audition for X factor. Don't know if he ever did or not but it would have made him even more famous than he is now.

Tony Starks

2,283 posts

227 months

Tuesday 15th January 2019
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How council is getting a deportation notice whilst on holiday?
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_i...


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