A bit council (Vol 3)

A bit council (Vol 3)

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StanleyT

1,792 posts

37 months

Monday 4th March 2019
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This strangely looks like a younger version of "Greta".

However, 10/10 for smugling peanuts.

2/10 for making me wonder if this is one of those "trans" phenomena we hear about. Looks like their new member and chaps may have been attached in the wrong places. Observe, what appear to be a pair of highly tucked up "clockweights" for some reason 180 degrees out of sink with the phallic member dangling.

What I have just seen, cannot be unseen.



I think thus the offer, is "no thanks love".

Captain Smerc

2,320 posts

74 months

Monday 4th March 2019
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Shame , got nice jugs !

technodup

6,953 posts

88 months

Monday 4th March 2019
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StanleyT said:
So I'd venture another "council at this point", asking the man to take you up the wrong'un = council as all the none council ladies I'd ever ended up in that position with always waited to be asked and then a small portion of them (1/3rd?) shyly and begrudgingly acquiesced.
Tell that to the virgins on the match.com thread. I mentioned that a recent Tinder acquaintance had, on the first date, asked if I like anal. One particular poster refused to believe me, even in the face of screenshot text evidence.

It might be council, but I wasn't complaining on Saturday. smile

Lemming Train

5,352 posts

30 months

Monday 4th March 2019
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Is there a 'things that didn't happen' thread on this site somewhere? One needs starting if not.

Frank7

6,270 posts

45 months

Monday 4th March 2019
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ben5575 said:
Having ever heard, let alone used the term 'sliders'.
Having seen sliders on menus all over the Southern part of the U.S.,
and eaten one or two, then hands up, I’m a councilista.

technodup

6,953 posts

88 months

Tuesday 5th March 2019
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Lemming Train said:
Is there a 'things that didn't happen' thread on this site somewhere? One needs starting if not.
So you're following me around now? laugh

As we discovered on the other thread, you've been married since the pre internet days. Things have changed. Porn, easy access to Ann Summers and more, 50 Shades of Grey, online dating... it's really not much of a stretch to imagine that with all that available, and often after a st marriage, women might be up for a bit more than your standard missionary. It's funny because the bum fun was only part of it, but if you don't believe some women like that you're definitely not going to believe the rest. hehe

You really need to get out more. Or introduce your Mrs to Pornhub. Or stop calling me a liar when a) you've not got a clue, and b) I've provided evidence most people would be satisfied with.





PositronicRay

19,824 posts

141 months

Tuesday 5th March 2019
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technodup said:
Lemming Train said:
Is there a 'things that didn't happen' thread on this site somewhere? One needs starting if not.
So you're following me around now? laugh

As we discovered on the other thread, you've been married since the pre internet days. Things have changed. Porn, easy access to Ann Summers and more, 50 Shades of Grey, online dating... it's really not much of a stretch to imagine that with all that available, and often after a st marriage, women might be up for a bit more than your standard missionary. It's funny because the bum fun was only part of it, but if you don't believe some women like that you're definitely not going to believe the rest. hehe

You really need to get out more. Or introduce your Mrs to Pornhub. Or stop calling me a liar when a) you've not got a clue, and b) I've provided evidence most people would be satisfied with.
Too defensive, gonna call custard.

rsbmw

3,277 posts

63 months

Tuesday 5th March 2019
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technodup said:
ell that to the virgins on the match.com thread. I mentioned that a recent Tinder acquaintance had, on the first date, asked if I like anal. One particular poster refused to believe me, even in the face of screenshot text evidence.

It might be council, but I wasn't complaining on Saturday. smile
Brave of you to take it up the arse on a first date.

technodup

6,953 posts

88 months

Tuesday 5th March 2019
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PositronicRay said:
Too defensive, gonna call custard.
You're too late. I did post a screenshot of texts but apparently it wasn't sufficient for the resident expert on all things female so I deleted it.

I have no problem with someone calling me out btw. But if you're calling someone out and they provide pretty reasonable evidence (given the nature of the claim!) then you shut up imo.

But hey, this is PH. You're only believed if you spend your time stalking women in supermarkets and generally failing to get anywhere. Or if you've been having the same routine sex with the same woman for 20 years.

lemmingjames

6,624 posts

162 months

Tuesday 5th March 2019
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rsbmw said:
technodup said:
ell that to the virgins on the match.com thread. I mentioned that a recent Tinder acquaintance had, on the first date, asked if I like anal. One particular poster refused to believe me, even in the face of screenshot text evidence.

It might be council, but I wasn't complaining on Saturday. smile
Brave of you to take it up the arse on a first date.
You more of a third date kinda guy?

Lemming Train

5,352 posts

30 months

Tuesday 5th March 2019
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technodup said:
As we discovered on the other thread, you've been married since the pre internet days.
I've no idea who "we" is but evidently you have me mixed up with someone else.

Flibble

5,301 posts

139 months

Tuesday 5th March 2019
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Lemming Train said:
technodup said:
As we discovered on the other thread, you've been married since the pre internet days.
I've no idea who "we" is but evidently you have me mixed up with someone else.
Must have been the other Lemming Train.

jas xjr

11,309 posts

197 months

Tuesday 5th March 2019
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gothatway said:
Council is ...
  • Buying a dress like this
  • Only wearing it once before putting it up for sale
  • Putting it up for sale on Facebook
  • Not checking for unfortunate shadows through the gossamer
Are we sure that it is not an upright for that road

Adenauer

17,719 posts

194 months

Tuesday 5th March 2019
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Meridius said:
Wearing these Adidas sliders out and about. Have literally seen people in the middle of winter, parkas and woolly hats but these sliders and socks on their feet...

Right, I have a bone to pick with you and anybody else that has jumped on this bandwagon in the UK in the past 6 - 12 months.

Why did you say that? Is it any different to saying 'I have seen people'?

Well, is it?

It is so bloody council you should be stting benefit cheques and Lambert & Butler cigarettes should shoot out of your nostrils when you sneeze.

It's become so popular in the UK that it makes me weep.

banghead

Bullett

9,591 posts

142 months

Tuesday 5th March 2019
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Captain Smerc said:
Shame , got nice jugs !
I'd have nice jugs if I'd designed them myself.

schmunk

4,399 posts

83 months

Tuesday 5th March 2019
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Frank7 said:
ben5575 said:
Having ever heard, let alone used the term 'sliders'.
Having seen sliders on menus all over the Southern part of the U.S.,
and eaten one or two, then hands up, I’m a councilista.
The sliders you're talking about:



The sliders everyone else is talking about:


technodup

6,953 posts

88 months

Tuesday 5th March 2019
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Flibble said:
Lemming Train said:
technodup said:
As we discovered on the other thread, you've been married since the pre internet days.
I've no idea who "we" is but evidently you have me mixed up with someone else.
Must have been the other Lemming Train.
hehe

He's presumably now pulling me up on equating 'been with the same person for just over 20 years' with 'married since the pre internet days', but I think anyone reasonable would make the same connection. Just like anyone reasonable would accept screenshot proof of events.

And I thought I was a cynical . hehe

Lemming Train

5,352 posts

30 months

Tuesday 5th March 2019
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technodup said:
hehe:

He's presumably now pulling me up on equating 'been with the same person for just over 20 years' with 'married since the pre internet days'
Yes, those pre-internet days back when MSN Chat worked over fax machines... wobble

S11Steve

5,873 posts

142 months

Tuesday 5th March 2019
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Not really a Facebook fail, but definitely council....




nonsequitur

14,739 posts

74 months

Tuesday 5th March 2019
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jas xjr said:
gothatway said:
Council is ...
  • Buying a dress like this
  • Only wearing it once before putting it up for sale
  • Putting it up for sale on Facebook
  • Not checking for unfortunate shadows through the gossamer
Are we sure that it is not an upright for that road
That 'road' is now closed for repairs.

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