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nikaiyo2

5,166 posts

206 months

Sunday 9th March
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The Destruction of Sennacherib by Lord Byron


The Assyrian came down like the wolf on the fold,
And his cohorts were gleaming in purple and gold;
And the sheen of their spears was like stars on the sea,
When the blue wave rolls nightly on deep Galilee.

Like the leaves of the forest when Summer is green,
That host with their banners at sunset were seen:
Like the leaves of the forest when Autumn hath blown,
That host on the morrow lay wither'd and strown.

For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast,
And breathed in the face of the foe as he pass'd;
And the eyes of the sleepers wax'd deadly and chill,
And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still!

And there lay the steed with his nostril all wide,
But through it there roll'd not the breath of his pride:
And the foam of his gasping lay white on the turf,
And cold as the spray of the rock-beating surf.

And there lay the rider distorted and pale,
With the dew on his brow and the rust on his mail;
And the tents were all silent, the banners alone,
The lances unlifted, the trumpet unblown.

And the widows of Ashur are loud in their wail,
And the idols are broke in the temple of Baal;
And the might of the Gentile, unsmote by the sword,
Hath melted like snow in the glance of the Lord!

Magnum 475

3,702 posts

143 months

Sunday 9th March
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There was a young student of Lons
Who wanted to bugger the swans
But a loyal hall porter said
“Sir, take my daughter
The swans are reserved for the Dons”.


trando

737 posts

182 months

Sunday 9th March
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It was a dark and stormy night
The lavatory light was dim
I heard a crash
And then a splash
My god! She’s fallen in!




There might be more verses but I can’t remember them as I learnt this at about aged 12.

trando

737 posts

182 months

Sunday 9th March
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Mary had a little lamb
She thought it rather silly
She threw it up into the air
And caught it by its
Willy was a watchdog
Lying on the grass
Down came a bumble bee
And stung him on the
Ask no questions
Tell no lies
I once saw a teacher doing up his
Flies are a nuisance
Bugs are worse
This is the end of my silly little verse.

Also learnt when I was about 12.

Magnum 475

3,702 posts

143 months

Sunday 9th March
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In a similar vein:

Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was very red
And the reason for this was
A pickaxe through its head

(As learned by me, aged about 12)

Roofless Toothless

6,306 posts

143 months

Monday 10th March
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Having reached the age of 76, this poem by Thomas Hardy means more every year.

I look into my glass,
And view my wasting skin,
And say, “Would God it came to pass
My heart had shrunk as thin!”

For then, I, undistrest
By hearts grown cold to me,
Could lonely wait my endless rest
With equanimity.

But Time, to make me grieve,
Part steals, lets part abide;
And shakes this fragile frame at eve
With throbbings of noontide.

languagetimothy

1,327 posts

173 months

Monday 10th March
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from the Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy on the dangers of teleportation:

I teleported home one night
with Ron and Sid and Meg
Ron stole Meggies heart away
and I got Sidneys Leg


MDMA .

9,452 posts

112 months

Monday 10th March
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Valentine.

A ruse by the one and only.


motco

16,389 posts

257 months

Monday 10th March
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Often partly quoted from as a humorous verse, this is actually quite poignant :-

The Green Eye Of The Little Yellow God

There's a one-eyed yellow idol to the north of Khatmandu,
There's a little marble cross below the town;
There's a broken-hearted woman tends the grave of Mad Carew,
And the Yellow God forever gazes down.

He was known as "Mad Carew" by the subs at Khatmandu,
He was hotter than they felt inclined to tell;
But for all his foolish pranks, he was worshipped in the ranks,
And the Colonel's daughter smiled on him as well.

He had loved her all along, with a passion of the strong,
The fact that she loved him was plain to all.
She was nearly twenty-one and arrangements had begun
To celebrate her birthday with a ball.

He wrote to ask what present she would like from Mad Carew;
They met next day as he dismissed a squad;
And jestingly she told him then that nothing else would do
But the green eye of the little Yellow God.

On the night before the dance, Mad Carew seemed in a trance,
And they chaffed him as they puffed at their cigars:
But for once he failed to smile, and he sat alone awhile,
Then went out into the night beneath the stars.

He returned before the dawn, with his shirt and tunic torn,
And a gash across his temple dripping red;
He was patched up right away, and he slept through all the day,
And the Colonel's daughter watched beside his bed.

He woke at last and asked if they could send his tunic through;
She brought it, and he thanked her with a nod;
He bade her search the pocket saying "That's from Mad Carew,"
And she found the little green eye of the god.

She upbraided poor Carew in the way that women do,
Though both her eyes were strangely hot and wet;
But she wouldn't take the stone and Mad Carew was left alone
With the jewel that he'd chanced his life to get.

When the ball was at its height, on that still and tropic night,
She thought of him and hurried to his room;
As she crossed the barrack square she could hear the dreamy air
Of a waltz tune softly stealing thro' the gloom.

His door was open wide, with silver moonlight shining through;
The place was wet and slipp'ry where she trod;
An ugly knife lay buried in the heart of Mad Carew,
'Twas the "Vengeance of the Little Yellow God."

There's a one-eyed yellow idol to the north of Khatmandu,
There's a little marble cross below the town;
There's a broken-hearted woman tends the grave of Mad Carew,
And the Yellow God forever gazes down.

Voldemort

6,742 posts

289 months

Monday 10th March
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The German Guns

- Pvt Baldrick


Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom,

Boom, Boom, Boom,

Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom,

Boom, Boom, Boom

Byker28i

70,532 posts

228 months

Monday 10th March
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gt40steve said:
Chauffard said:
Astacus said:
One of my favourites,

Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth
And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings;
Sunward I’ve climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth
of sun-split clouds,—and done a hundred things
You have not dreamed of—wheeled and soared and swung
High in the sunlit silence. Hov’ring there,
I’ve chased the shouting wind along, and flung
My eager craft through footless halls of air. . . .

Up, up the long, delirious, burning blue
I’ve topped the wind-swept heights with easy grace
Where never lark nor ever eagle flew—
And, while with silent lifting mind I’ve trod
The high untrespassed sanctity of space,
Put out my hand, and touched the face of God.
Not a poetry person but that one I recall from school or something, was it written by a serviceman ?
High Flight.

Pilot Officer John Gillespie Magee Jnr. RCAF
June 9, 1922 – December 11, 1941
I studied war poets at school, a long time ago. Quite the story with Magee
https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poets/john-gilles...

C n C

3,720 posts

232 months

Monday 10th March
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Magnum 475 said:
In a similar vein:

Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was very red
And the reason for this was
A pickaxe through its head

(As learned by me, aged about 12)
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead
But it still went to school with her
Between two bits of bread



Byker28i

70,532 posts

228 months

Monday 10th March
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I guess the most still used war poem is

For the Fallen

With proud thanksgiving, a mother for her children,
England mourns for her dead across the sea.
Flesh of her flesh they were, spirit of her spirit,
Fallen in the cause of the free.

Solemn the drums thrill: Death August and royal
Sings sorrow up into immortal spheres.
There is music in the midst of desolation
And a glory that shines upon our tears.

They went with songs to the battle, they were young,
Straight of limb, true of eye, steady and aglow.
They were staunch to the end against odds uncounted:
They fell with their faces to the foe.

They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.

They mingle not with their laughing comrades again;
They sit no more at familiar tables of home;
They have no lot in our labour of the day-time;
They sleep beyond England's foam.

But where our desires are and our hopes profound,
Felt as well-spring that is hidden from sight,
To the innermost heart of their own land they are known
As the stars are known to the Night;

As the starts that shall be bright when we are dust,
Moving in marches upon the heavenly plain;
As the stars that are starry in the time of our darkness,
To the end, to the end they remain.

September 1914
Laurence Binyon (1869-1943)

Speed Badger

3,035 posts

128 months

Monday 10th March
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Voldemort said:
The German Guns

- Pvt Baldrick


Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom,

Boom, Boom, Boom,

Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom,

Boom, Boom, Boom
Boom boom boom?

paulguitar

28,385 posts

124 months

Monday 10th March
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Speed Badger said:
Voldemort said:
The German Guns

- Pvt Baldrick


Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom,

Boom, Boom, Boom,

Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom,

Boom, Boom, Boom
Boom boom boom?
I was having a chat about Baldrick with a friend recently. He (my friend) reckons the Baldrick character was irritating and added nothing whatsoever to the Blackadder shows. I think he was sort of necessary for Blackadder to mercilessly ridicule and condescend to.



ferret50

1,964 posts

20 months

Monday 10th March
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Byker28i said:
I guess the most still used war poem is

For the Fallen

With proud thanksgiving, a mother for her children,
England mourns for her dead across the sea.
Flesh of her flesh they were, spirit of her spirit,
Fallen in the cause of the free.

Solemn the drums thrill: Death August and royal
Sings sorrow up into immortal spheres.
There is music in the midst of desolation
And a glory that shines upon our tears.

They went with songs to the battle, they were young,
Straight of limb, true of eye, steady and aglow.
They were staunch to the end against odds uncounted:
They fell with their faces to the foe.

They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.

They mingle not with their laughing comrades again;
They sit no more at familiar tables of home;
They have no lot in our labour of the day-time;
They sleep beyond England's foam.

But where our desires are and our hopes profound,
Felt as well-spring that is hidden from sight,
To the innermost heart of their own land they are known
As the stars are known to the Night;

As the starts that shall be bright when we are dust,
Moving in marches upon the heavenly plain;
As the stars that are starry in the time of our darkness,
To the end, to the end they remain.

September 1914
Laurence Binyon (1869-1943)
Check just one page back!

banghead

Voldemort

6,742 posts

289 months

Monday 10th March
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ferret50 said:
Check just one page back!

banghead
You do realise that more than one person can have the same favourite poem, right?

rowley birkin

504 posts

111 months

Monday 10th March
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John Cooper Clarke: "tt!"

Like a nightclub in the morning, you're the bitter end
Like a recently disinfected sthouse, you're clean round the bend
You give me the horrors
Too bad to be true
All of my tomorrows
Are lousy 'cause of you
You put the Shat in Shatter
Put the Pain in Spain
Your germs are splattered about
Your face is just a stain
You're certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag
Do us all a favor, here, wear this polythene bag
You're like a dose of scabies
I've got you under my skin
You make life a fairytale
Grimm!
People mention murder, the moment you arrive
I'd consider killing you if I thought you were alive
You've got this slippery quality
It makes me think of phlegm
And a dual personality
I hate both of them
You're bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay
Please, please, please, please, take yourself away
Like a death a birthday party
You ruin all the fun
Like a sucked and spat-our Smartie
You're no use to anyone
Like the shadow of the guillotine
On a dead consumptive's face
Speaking as an outsider
What do you think of the human race?
You went to a progressive psychiatrist
He recommended suicide
Before scratching your bad name off his list
And pointing the way outside
You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart
You're heading for a breakdown
Better pull yourself apart
Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss
Your attitudes are platitudes
Just make me wanna piss
What kind of creature bore you
Was it some kind of bat?
They can't find a good word for you
But I can
tt!

maccboy

691 posts

149 months

Monday 10th March
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Oh, dearest paracetamol,
A mystery to me,
Why sometimes you cost £1.10,
But sometimes 20p.

by Craig Deeley.

thenetwork

3,062 posts

200 months

Monday 10th March
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Not My Sharona


She wasn't my Sharona

She was a very quiet loner

She said I'm dressed to kill

She said I'll give you thrill

She said come on over

She said I'm not a pushover

She said what do you think

She said, how about a drink

She said is this our destiny

She said do we have chemistry

She said that's a definite no

She said you had better go

She said you can't be my beau

Ohhhh No Not My My My Sharona