Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 31)

[glenrobbo]

magooagain said:

I'm off to Angouleme in the morning with my neighbour. He wants to order and pay for a new swimming pool"hors sol".
I'm the translator.

I'm promised a free lunch!

They say there's no such thing.
Good luck with playing your part in the pie scene...


Suit yourself.

Piscine. Geddit?

[Bobberoo99]

Morning chaps
It's only Tuesday, this annoys me more than it should!!
I have awoken this morning with new aches and pains, or maybe they're not new and have just migrated to a different part of my body, anyway, today's special pain is a stabbing pain in my left shoulder!!!

[DickyC]

But you like stabhy things.

You said.

[Bobberoo99]

Yyyeeeeesss, yes Dicky I do like stabby things, just not in me!!!
Anyway it's gone now, I'm sure it'll reappear somewhere else to taunt me!!

[DickyC]

What?!?!

Right through and out the other side?

Eeugh! Eeugh!

[glenrobbo]

Bobbers, Matron says she'll see you in the playroom now.


Meanwhile, in Angouleme, "ze 'ovvercraft eez furl of eels, m'sieu."

[glenrobbo]

...and don't call me "hors sol"!

[Bobberoo99]

Zee Pelican est dans le angar roof!!
This isn't code it's a warning!!

[DickyC]

Right, time for a shower.

Ha! Look at the time! 7.35 and I'm waddling off to have a shower. It's nearly lunchtime.

Absolute shower.

[anonymous-user]

Bobberoo99 said:

Morning chaps
It's only Tuesday, this annoys me more than it should!!
I have awoken this morning with new aches and pains, or maybe they're not new and have just migrated to a different part of my body, anyway, today's special pain is a stabbing pain in my left shoulder!!!

Sounds like someone has a Bobbers voodoo doll ....

Have you noticed anyone taking a lock of your hair recently?

[glenrobbo]

"Hurt me!"

"Go on, really hurt me!" said the masochist.





"No." said the sadist.

[anonymous-user]

magooagain said:

I'm off to Angouleme in the morning with my neighbour. He wants to order and pay for a new swimming pool"hors sol".
I'm the translator.

I'm promised a free lunch!

Despite the lovely delicate feminine name which just entices from the lunch menu....


AVOID THE ANDOULIETTES

[slopes]

glenrobbo said:

They say there's no such thing.
Good luck with playing your part in the pie scene...


Suit yourself.

Piscine. Geddit?

I got it but was too busy trying not to fall asleep at my desk.....

[glenrobbo]

V6 Pushfit said:

Despite the lovely delicate feminine name which just entices from the lunch menu....


AVOID THE ANDOULIETTES

Ooh yes! Andouillettes! A really tasty delicacy! YUM! YUM!



They don't waste anything, do they?

[anonymous-user]

glenrobbo said:

Ooh yes! Andouillettes! A really tasty delicacy! YUM! YUM!



They don't waste anything, do they?

I got a whiff in a restaurant and thought the back door to the bins must be open combined with a visit from Dynarod and a local outbreak of dysentery.

Then I realised it was my lunch which had just been put on the table.

[nonsequitur]

P5BNij said:

1970... the year I started school, The Beatles officially split up even though the last time the four of them were in the same place at the same time was for a photo shoot in John's back garden the previous August (proper bit of trivia there, goodness me...;) ), the year of 'Kelly's Heroes', the English world cup squad being gifted brand new Mk2 Cortinas, Jochen Rindt became posthumous F1 world champion and Jimi Hendrix shuffled off to another plane altogether.

I feel old. But not as old as Dicky!

Tittenhurst Park, Ascot. Now Saudi owned.

[Bobberoo99]

V6 Pushfit said:

Bobberoo99 said:

Morning chaps
It's only Tuesday, this annoys me more than it should!!
I have awoken this morning with new aches and pains, or maybe they're not new and have just migrated to a different part of my body, anyway, today's special pain is a stabbing pain in my left shoulder!!!

Sounds like someone has a Bobbers voodoo doll ....

Have you noticed anyone taking a lock of your hair recently?

It's funny you should mention that Pushfit, I did notice a new bald patch the other day, I just thought it was the scabies coming back!!!

[DickyC]

Two hours with nothing? Where is the Trivial Rapid Response Team? In the Tap Room of the B&L playing Bar Billiards if I'm any judge.

[Bobberoo99]

DickyC said:

Two hours with nothing? Where is the Trivial Rapid Response Team? In the Tap Room of the B&L playing Bar Billiards if I'm any judge.

But you're not a judge, you're a retired designery type bloke turned car delivery expert!!!

[DickyC]

Careful with that word 'expert,' Bobbers.



Careful with that axe, Eugene