Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 31)

[glenrobbo]

Pomodoro Batterini? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!


/ Runs away: --------------> puff, gasp, wheeze! GASP!!! Runs some more: --------------> /

[glenrobbo]

See that Richard Burns?

I am led to believe that his driving instructor and rally mentor in his early days was none other than Terry 'Wolfman' Andrew, who also taught my three kids to drive.

As well as co-opting us to go marshalling on various stage rallies in remote parts.

Very nice bloke.

[DickyC]

glenrobbo said:

Pomodoro Batterini? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!


/ Runs away: --------------> puff, gasp, wheeze! GASP!!! Runs some more: --------------> /

Don't take on so. It's Italian for Change Jar.

[Pericoloso]

The pomodoro was my last Italian bought sauce.
Better go buy some more.
Nom.

[DickyC]

You'll need a tray.

[Bobberoo99]

I believe I'd read the Johnny Herbert biography!!! But I'd struggle with the Pomodoro a bit too dark and sinister for me!!!

[Bomma220]

DickyC said:

You'll need a tray.

He'll probably have enough to carry without the burden of a tray as well.

[glenrobbo]

DickyC said:

Don't take on so. It's Italian for Change Jar.

I wouldn't let a jar dictate to me when it wanted changing! Especially with capital letters! No sir!

I decide to change my jars when I'm good and ready.
Mostly when I have finished the contents. Then it's straight into the brown recycling bin with them! ( Lids removed first, obviously, )

[glenrobbo]

Bomma220 said:

DickyC said:

You'll need a tray.

He'll probably have enough to carry without the burden of a tray as well.

But the plates are hot! He'll need a tray!

[DickyC]

glenrobbo said:

But the plates are hot! He'll need a tray!

You're Mr Stevens?

[Pericoloso]

I never warm the plates.
I eat quickly.

[Bobberoo99]

We don't warm our plates either.
Right I'm off to bed night night chaps!!

[DickyC]

Pericoloso said:

I never warm the plates.

Bobberoo99 said:

We don't warm our plates either.

You've never lived.

[Sheets Tabuer]

DickyC said:

glenrobbo said:

But the plates are hot! He'll need a tray!

You're Mr Stevens?

I do not need a tray.

[glenrobbo]

Sheets Tabuer said:

DickyC said:

glenrobbo said:

But the plates are hot! He'll need a tray!

You're Mr Stevens?

I do not need a tray.

I'll have the Penne Arabbiata...

[Pericoloso]

Tray gusto Signor.

[Sheets Tabuer]

A woman from accounts has been emailing me about work things for a while and asked for my mobile number to send me some screenshots, innocent I thought as I'd imagine she'd send me work related stuff.

Omg ive been spammed for 24 hours with videos and gifs of people shoving things in their arse.

Wtf?

[glenrobbo]

Sheets Tabuer said:

A woman from accounts has been emailing me about work things for a while and asked for my mobile number to send me some screenshots, innocent I thought as I'd imagine she'd send me work related stuff.

Omg ive been spammed for 24 hours with videos and gifs of people shoving things in their arse.

Wtf?

I'd love to help but all of my Spam seems to have gone missing from my cupboard.

I do have an old can of UNOX pork luncheon meat if that's any use to you?

Or you could check your lawn for sausages.

[Bomma220]

Sheets Tabuer said:

A woman from accounts has been emailing me about work things for a while and asked for my mobile number to send me some screenshots, innocent I thought as I'd imagine she'd send me work related stuff.

Omg ive been spammed for 24 hours with videos and gifs of people shoving things in their arse.

Wtf?

Well, that's accounts for you I'm afraid old chap, they're all like that in there.

Wait until you go upstairs to the HR department. Whole different ball game altogether,

[Bobberoo99]

Morning chaps
Tis jolly blustery again dahn Sarf! That's not a euphemism!!!
I shall proceed to wemakeplanebits.com, where I shall commence the manufacture of shiny, metal parts for aeroplanes!! After which I shall return home to sit in front of the televisual viewing apparatus to peruse the Rugby while indulging in an alcoholic beverage or six!!!