A bit council (Vol 4)

A bit council (Vol 4)

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GroundEffect

11,501 posts

103 months

Wednesday 6th March
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talksthetorque said:
Let's get the ball rolling with some old favourites, all of which actually happened today.

I had Pizza hut buffet lunch in Bas Vegas today.
Just to make sure I was getting my council quota in, I went down the road to Asda's.
I saw a kid about eight in pyjamas and bare feet - climbing up the shelves.
The child and its parents had red curly hair and a difficult to understand irish style accent.
And they were of course buying sleeves of the cheapest extra long fags with some £20s pulled off a roll about the size of the forearm of the 2017 wker of the year.
Calling ASDA or Tesco "ASDAs or Tescos" - Council.

Nothing compared to Pipps Hill ASDA though wink


funkyrobot

17,896 posts

175 months

Wednesday 6th March
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alorotom

7,068 posts

134 months

Wednesday 6th March
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funkyrobot said:
I adored the bean and cheese (or may have been bean and sausage) ones when I was kid - DeeLishh

V8mate

42,877 posts

136 months

Wednesday 6th March
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alorotom said:
funkyrobot said:
I adored the bean and cheese (or may have been bean and sausage) ones when I was kid - DeeLishh
Nah. Chicken and bacon, FTW!

Fittster

18,609 posts

160 months

Wednesday 6th March
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Atherstone Ball Game.

Chavs fighting in the street.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMVEkB5wZxk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLmU5jqV6_Q

The fact it dates back hundreds of years, doesn't mean it isn't council



Edited by Fittster on Wednesday 6th March 12:54

alorotom

7,068 posts

134 months

Wednesday 6th March
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“Full size” Dino in your front garden ... council or not??! https://www.itv.com/news/wales/2019-03-04/man-inst...

It was a charity purchase after all lol

V8mate

42,877 posts

136 months

Wednesday 6th March
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alorotom said:
“Full size” Dino in your front garden ... council or not??! https://www.itv.com/news/wales/2019-03-04/man-inst...

It was a charity purchase after all lol
R

80quattro

1,657 posts

142 months

Wednesday 6th March
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Baby Shark doo doo doo doo said:
austinsmirk said:
I’m here and I’m in. I’ll start with a quick one. Got a tenant known as Donna10.

Why you ask?

Donna 10 kids.
Wouldn't fancy her kebab hurl
Guaranteed to be badly packed.

J4CKO

28,453 posts

147 months

Wednesday 6th March
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austinsmirk said:
I’m here and I’m in. I’ll start with a quick one. Got a tenant known as Donna10.

Why you ask?

Donna 10 kids.
That Donna has had more than 10CC...


Gary29

2,480 posts

46 months

Wednesday 6th March
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Fittster said:
Atherstone Ball Game.

Chavs fighting in the street.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMVEkB5wZxk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLmU5jqV6_Q

The fact it dates back hundreds of years, doesn't mean it isn't council



Edited by Fittster on Wednesday 6th March 12:54
Haha wow, so much council! Imagine taking your kids to that!

Edit: actually I watched the second video, and it seems like the first few hours are fun for all the family, but it's leading up to 5pm when the 'issues' start laugh
The winners of the game are the ones who have the ball at 5pm.

Edited by Gary29 on Wednesday 6th March 13:27

funkyrobot

17,896 posts

175 months

Wednesday 6th March
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Gary29 said:
Fittster said:
Atherstone Ball Game.

Chavs fighting in the street.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMVEkB5wZxk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLmU5jqV6_Q

The fact it dates back hundreds of years, doesn't mean it isn't council



Edited by Fittster on Wednesday 6th March 12:54
Haha wow, so much council! Imagine taking your kids to that!

Edit: actually I watched the second video, and it seems like the first few hours are fun for all the family, but it's leading up to 5pm when the 'issues' start laugh
The winners of the game are the ones who have the ball at 5pm.

Edited by Gary29 on Wednesday 6th March 13:27
Their council is council:







phone Hello BT, this is St Giles Bookshop.
phone Hello?
phone Hello? anyone there?


Edited by funkyrobot on Wednesday 6th March 13:37

Gary29

2,480 posts

46 months

Wednesday 6th March
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funkyrobot said:
phone Hello BT, this is St Giles Bookshop.
phone Hello?
phone Hello? anyone there?

Edited by funkyrobot on Wednesday 6th March 13:37
I'm guessing it's the first time (m)any of them have ever been so keen to get in a bookshop.

Roofless Toothless

2,301 posts

79 months

Wednesday 6th March
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kowalski655 said:
Frank7 said:
kowalski655 said:
Interesting decorations smile
Frank7 said:
Bardzo dobrze kowalski, you win by a country mile.
I had to google that Frank, as Im an Ilford boy smile
(And therefore 110% council)
Don’t put yourself down ski, I had a flat off Green Lane, near Goodmayes Station when I first got married, my chav in-laws, from Bermondsey, thought that their little girl had hit the jackpot when they came to visit beautiful downtown Ilford.
I put bardzo dobrze, as I figured that you may be from Pozna?, with a name like kowalski.
I used to live near there as a toddler(50+ years ago!!!) Then moved out to Chigwell(the non posh bit),via Barkingside
Kowalski comes from the "hero" of Vanishing Point
When I lived in Ilford I used to get infuriated by the people who would insist on calling that road Green Lanes, like there were two of them. Why? I can only think it was council.

V8mate

42,877 posts

136 months

Wednesday 6th March
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Roofless Toothless said:
When I lived in Ilford I used to get infuriated by the people who would insist on calling that road Green Lanes, like there were two of them. Why? I can only think it was council.
Probably because of this

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Green+Lanes,+Lon...

And there are others in London too.

Frank7

3,841 posts

34 months

Wednesday 6th March
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Fittster said:
Atherstone Ball Game.

Chavs fighting in the street.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMVEkB5wZxk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLmU5jqV6_Q

The fact it dates back hundreds of years, doesn't mean it isn't council



Edited by Fittster on Wednesday 6th March 12:54
Shudder, makes me glad that I live in relatively chav free deepest darkest Rotherhithe, where even when nutty Millwall fans kick off, I feel that it’s a lot safer than wherever Atherstone is.

Krikkit

16,606 posts

128 months

Wednesday 6th March
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V8mate said:
alorotom said:
funkyrobot said:
I adored the bean and cheese (or may have been bean and sausage) ones when I was kid - DeeLishh
Nah. Chicken and bacon, FTW!
And chicken tikka!

Not gonna lie, I'm submitting myself for this thread as I'm going down to Sainsbury's and buying them all tonight.

BigMon

1,761 posts

76 months

Wednesday 6th March
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Frank7 said:
Shudder, makes me glad that I live in relatively chav free deepest darkest Rotherhithe, where even when nutty Millwall fans kick off, I feel that it’s a lot safer than wherever Atherstone is.
Never heard of Rotherhithe, Frank. Is that anywhere near Rotherham?

Frank7

3,841 posts

34 months

Wednesday 6th March
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BigMon said:
Frank7 said:
Shudder, makes me glad that I live in relatively chav free deepest darkest Rotherhithe, where even when nutty Millwall fans kick off, I feel that it’s a lot safer than wherever Atherstone is.
Never heard of Rotherhithe, Frank. Is that anywhere near Rotherham?
Fortunately for us, no it isn’t, thank the Lord.

captain_cynic

5,243 posts

42 months

Wednesday 6th March
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BigMon said:
Frank7 said:
Shudder, makes me glad that I live in relatively chav free deepest darkest Rotherhithe, where even when nutty Millwall fans kick off, I feel that it’s a lot safer than wherever Atherstone is.
Never heard of Rotherhithe, Frank. Is that anywhere near Rotherham?
SE London according to Google.

Frank7

3,841 posts

34 months

Wednesday 6th March
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V8mate said:
Roofless Toothless said:
When I lived in Ilford I used to get infuriated by the people who would insist on calling that road Green Lanes, like there were two of them. Why? I can only think it was council.
Probably because of this

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Green+Lanes,+Lon...

And there are others in London too.
Don’t jump down my throat, but the one in Ilford IS Green Lane, the one pictured, in Finsbury Park and Harringay is Green Lanes though.