A bit council (Vol 4)

[Supercilious Sid]

berlintaxi said:

Right, let's get back on track....

https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/people/converted...

I bet the 22 year old lodger is knackered.

That's it. I'm moving to the wrong end of the M27 pronto.

[Supercilious Sid]

paulguitar said:

Back of the net!

Finally, some recognition. Yes, it was horrific. The walk to the Tesco express through the underpass was genuinely alarming.

Well if you need a recommendation to a better hotel in town just shout. I really wouldn't like to stay in that area. It is quite lawless.
Saying that Southampton now smells like Paris- of stale piss.

[Roofless Toothless]

techiedave said:

Front garden ?

The brick wall is a masterpiece, isn't it? I love the way the frogs in the bricks have been left exposed to add that extra decorative effect.

[Puggit]

paulguitar said:

Back of the net!

Finally, some recognition. Yes, it was horrific. The walk to the Tesco express through the underpass was genuinely alarming.

Try doing it as an away football fan... oops, totally council....

[paulguitar]

Supercilious Sid said:

Well if you need a recommendation to a better hotel in town just shout. I really wouldn't like to stay in that area. It is quite lawless.
Saying that Southampton now smells like Paris- of stale piss.

That's where a major UK cruise line put me. I am not going to shame them by saying who they are!

My regular employers usually put me in a better place that looks sort of like a pyramid.

[Supercilious Sid]

paulguitar said:

That's where a major UK cruise line put me. I am not going to shame them by saying who they are!

My regular employers usually put me in a better place that looks sort of like a pyramid.

Ah the Grand Harbour. Rumoured to be on the site of a GI VD hospital in WW2. Probably untrue but the GIs scratched their names on the wall outside and the names are still there.

[paulguitar]

Supercilious Sid said:

Ah the Grand Harbour. Rumoured to be on the site of a GI VD hospital in WW2.

[Frank7]

Supercilious Sid said:

Well if you need a recommendation to a better hotel in town just shout. I really wouldn't like to stay in that area. It is quite lawless.
Saying that Southampton now smells like Paris- of stale piss.

Perhaps you meant Bucharest, capital of Romania, known as Little Paris of the East?
We spend a lot of time in Paris, love the place, I have relatives there.
It’s certainly got dirtier over the past 10-15 years, but I asked my wife’s opinion, she suggested that perhaps your nose is too near your fly.

[ApOrbital]

Your nose is too near your fly

[Tango13]

Dog Star said:

Dog Star said:

Mrs DS knows both what I like and that I will starve to death rather than cook.

The consequence.... The Slag of Snacks ...

Oh my god! I took that picture on Thursday. It's now Monday morning.
There are THREE of those Pot Noogles left.

What have I become?

Genuine, top quality Pot Noodle horn, no test pilots, no tyre kickers, 1st to see will buy...

[Dog Star]

Tango13 said:

Genuine, top quality Pot Noodle horn, no test pilots, no tyre kickers, 1st to see will buy...

I bow to you, sir!

[Frank7]

ApOrbital said:

Your nose is too near your fly

Was fly too confusing?
The zip at the front of your strides, that you pull down, to enable you to urinate.
ETA, actually the flap/opening of the strides, after the zip has been lowered.

Edited by Frank7 on Monday 22 July 22:46

[George Smiley]

PositronicRay said:

Missing the point quadruple greenshield stamps.

Not only that, he gets double points for the lack of exclamation mark and the use of a lowercase f for fk.

[independentLee]

techiedave said:

Front garden ?

Matches the owner's teeth? (Like a bombed village).

[Supercilious Sid]

ApOrbital said:

Your nose is too near your fly

It puts me in mind of the French phrase

Péter plus haut que son cul !

for some reason.

[Wildcat45]

The roots of council. It started harmlessly enough. Five decades on, we have flat roof pub council....

https://youtu.be/ZtcvawTl9Z8

[yanyan]

independentLee said:

techiedave said:

Front garden ?

Matches the owner's teeth? (Like a bombed village).

Anyone else notice that the amount of tatts councilistas have is usually inversely proportionate to the number of teeth in their heads?

[lemmingjames]

Frank7 said:

Was fly too confusing?
The zip at the front of your strides, that you pull down, to enable you to urinate.
ETA, actually the flap/opening of the strides, after the zip has been lowered.

Edited by Frank7 on Monday 22 July 22:46

zip fly = council

[SpeckledJim]

yanyan said:

Anyone else notice that the amount of tatts councilistas have is usually inversely proportionate to the number of teeth in their heads?

With that kind of windfall from the Tooth Fairy, it was inevitable.

[George Smiley]

lemmingjames said:

zip fly = council

black cab driver