Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 32)
Discussion
magooagain said:
Good morning everyone.
Most days it's hard for me to manage myself. Just the thought of working alongside other humans makes me hide under the covers.
As a little boy I was what my dad called a 'Bolshie little bMost days it's hard for me to manage myself. Just the thought of working alongside other humans makes me hide under the covers.
d.' The first time I heard the expression Human Being was in a family conversation and I announced that I wasn't a being I was a human. For some reason this was recorded in family folklore the other way round and whenever I was sounding a bit inflexible my dad would say, "I'm not a fewman, I'm a bean."DickyC said:
As a little boy I was what my dad called a 'Bolshie little bd.' The first time I heard the expression Human Being was in a family conversation and I announced that I wasn't a being I was a human. For some reason this was recorded in family folklore the other way round and whenever I was sounding a bit inflexible my dad would say, "I'm not a fewman, I'm a bean."
Are you a number? d.' The first time I heard the expression Human Being was in a family conversation and I announced that I wasn't a being I was a human. For some reason this was recorded in family folklore the other way round and whenever I was sounding a bit inflexible my dad would say, "I'm not a fewman, I'm a bean."DickyC said:
I am the new Number 2.
EEEEEUUUUWWWW!!!! 
V6 Pushfit said:
Bobberoo99 said:
What you need is a Manager to bring in the latest innovative management systems to lean out your processes and improve attendance through engagement, personal development opportunities, goal driven improvements and of course there's always following the clearly defined disciplinary process!!! 
I need a Red Bobbo that’d sort out the management 
At your service sir!!!!It is indeed the daily b
ks I have to listen to Bomma, there have been some absolute crackers over the years, the current one is "Leveraging our position to exponentially outgrow our end markets!!! 
You can't even get material to the machines on time you muppets!!! As I was leaving the house this morning Mrs Scrump said
"Look at Rachel Riley's boobs, the left one is darker than the right one!"
Rather than give a quick answer and continue to work I decided to give the issue my attention . I spent quite a while watching Countdown to gather data on Rachel Riley's boobs.
"Look at Rachel Riley's boobs, the left one is darker than the right one!"
Rather than give a quick answer and continue to work I decided to give the issue my attention . I spent quite a while watching Countdown to gather data on Rachel Riley's boobs.
DickyC said:
It's good but a bit of a pastiche and rather more upbeat than you'd have thought appropriate.
The One Step Beyond influence is undeniable whereas, considering the subject matter, perhaps Diving In My Car would have been a better starting point.
Morning all!
I input the keyword 'Linger' into the coded messages from yesterday's rather confusing intercepts and have now become even more baffled.
I'm getting: "Lingalong with Langford", "Slopes' Ding-a-ling" and "Ling Long Merrily I'm High".
I am now concerned for our agents in the field. And I have just realised that I shouldn't have trusted that fart just now.
I saw a rat in my garden the other day, so put out a trap, it managed to get the slice of potato off the side of the trap without triggering it.
Not to be deterred last night I squashed some peanut butter into the centrepiece of the trigger and made up a little 'garage' with three bricks so it had to enter from the front to get to it.
This morning the trap has gone.
So if you have a cat which came home with a trap attached to it could I have it back please? Or maybe it was a a big strong rat.
The next design will be a longer deeper tunnel so anything bigger than the rat can't get in.
Not to be deterred last night I squashed some peanut butter into the centrepiece of the trigger and made up a little 'garage' with three bricks so it had to enter from the front to get to it.
This morning the trap has gone.
So if you have a cat which came home with a trap attached to it could I have it back please? Or maybe it was a a big strong rat.
The next design will be a longer deeper tunnel so anything bigger than the rat can't get in.
227bhp said:
I saw a rat in my garden the other day, so put out a trap, it managed to get the slice of potato off the side of the trap without triggering it.
Not to be deterred last night I squashed some peanut butter into the centrepiece of the trigger and made up a little 'garage' with three bricks so it had to enter from the front to get to it.
This morning the trap has gone.
So if you have a cat which came home with a trap attached to it could I have it back please? Or maybe it was a a big strong rat.
The next design will be a longer deeper tunnel so anything bigger than the rat can't get in.
Not to be deterred last night I squashed some peanut butter into the centrepiece of the trigger and made up a little 'garage' with three bricks so it had to enter from the front to get to it.
This morning the trap has gone.
So if you have a cat which came home with a trap attached to it could I have it back please? Or maybe it was a a big strong rat.
The next design will be a longer deeper tunnel so anything bigger than the rat can't get in.
It could have been a Geldof. glenrobbo said:
227bhp said:
I saw a rat in my garden the other day, so put out a trap, it managed to get the slice of potato off the side of the trap without triggering it.
Not to be deterred last night I squashed some peanut butter into the centrepiece of the trigger and made up a little 'garage' with three bricks so it had to enter from the front to get to it.
This morning the trap has gone.
So if you have a cat which came home with a trap attached to it could I have it back please? Or maybe it was a a big strong rat.
The next design will be a longer deeper tunnel so anything bigger than the rat can't get in.
Not to be deterred last night I squashed some peanut butter into the centrepiece of the trigger and made up a little 'garage' with three bricks so it had to enter from the front to get to it.
This morning the trap has gone.
So if you have a cat which came home with a trap attached to it could I have it back please? Or maybe it was a a big strong rat.
The next design will be a longer deeper tunnel so anything bigger than the rat can't get in.
It could have been a Geldof. 
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