Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 32)

Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 32)

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gaelicstorm7

121 posts

96 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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ApOrbital said:
Well i best go make some drinks for the massive.
Julie Andrews for me please (Tea, milk, no sugar)

Cheers !

glenrobbo

22,314 posts

108 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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DickyC said:


It's good but a bit of a pastiche and rather more upbeat than you'd have thought appropriate.

The One Step Beyond influence is undeniable whereas, considering the subject matter, perhaps Diving In My Car would have been a better starting point.
That's just what we need in Our House. smile

Morning all! wavey

I input the keyword 'Linger' into the coded messages from yesterday's rather confusing intercepts and have now become even more baffled. confused

I'm getting: "Lingalong with Langford", "Slopes' Ding-a-ling" and "Ling Long Merrily I'm High".

I am now concerned for our agents in the field. And I have just realised that I shouldn't have trusted that fart just now. weeping



glenrobbo

22,314 posts

108 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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gaelicstorm7 said:
Julie Andrews for me please (Tea, milk, no sugar)

Cheers !
But... but... but a spoonful of sugar helps, surely?

Bobberoo99

18,327 posts

56 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse..................*sigh*
Still it's Wednesday, which means it's halfway to the weekend already!!! bounce

ApOrbital

7,876 posts

76 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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gaelicstorm7 said:
Julie Andrews for me please (Tea, milk, no sugar)

Cheers !
We are running monster and fanta today take your pick.

227bhp

10,203 posts

86 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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I saw a rat in my garden the other day, so put out a trap, it managed to get the slice of potato off the side of the trap without triggering it.
Not to be deterred last night I squashed some peanut butter into the centrepiece of the trigger and made up a little 'garage' with three bricks so it had to enter from the front to get to it.
This morning the trap has gone.
So if you have a cat which came home with a trap attached to it could I have it back please? Or maybe it was a a big strong rat.
The next design will be a longer deeper tunnel so anything bigger than the rat can't get in.

glenrobbo

22,314 posts

108 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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227bhp said:
I saw a rat in my garden the other day, so put out a trap, it managed to get the slice of potato off the side of the trap without triggering it.
Not to be deterred last night I squashed some peanut butter into the centrepiece of the trigger and made up a little 'garage' with three bricks so it had to enter from the front to get to it.
This morning the trap has gone.
So if you have a cat which came home with a trap attached to it could I have it back please? Or maybe it was a a big strong rat.
The next design will be a longer deeper tunnel so anything bigger than the rat can't get in.
scratchchin It could have been a Geldof.

Bobberoo99

18,327 posts

56 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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glenrobbo said:
227bhp said:
I saw a rat in my garden the other day, so put out a trap, it managed to get the slice of potato off the side of the trap without triggering it.
Not to be deterred last night I squashed some peanut butter into the centrepiece of the trigger and made up a little 'garage' with three bricks so it had to enter from the front to get to it.
This morning the trap has gone.
So if you have a cat which came home with a trap attached to it could I have it back please? Or maybe it was a a big strong rat.
The next design will be a longer deeper tunnel so anything bigger than the rat can't get in.
scratchchin It could have been a Geldof.
I wonder if it's Lionel the Lynx having some fun!?!?!?

ApOrbital

7,876 posts

76 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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Good job rat was not in your kitchen ub40.

Bobberoo99

18,327 posts

56 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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ApOrbital said:
Good job rat was not in your kitchen ub40.
Ever since 227bhp first posted I've had that song in my head!!!! smile

glenrobbo

22,314 posts

108 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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Bobberoo99 said:
ApOrbital said:
Good job rat was not in your kitchen ub40.
Ever since 227bhp first posted I've had that song in my head!!!! smile
It's a rat trap and you've been caught.

glenrobbo

22,314 posts

108 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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I'm just thinking of synthesised Rolands...

Bobberoo99

18,327 posts

56 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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We've just lost our compressed air!!!! rofl

Bobberoo99

18,327 posts

56 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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grumpy It's back on again!!!!

bongtom

721 posts

41 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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No. Baby. Yet.

P5BNij

7,005 posts

64 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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glenrobbo said:
I'm just thinking of synthesised Rolands...
I haven't got that far yet, I'm still ahem, 'considering' Rachel Riley's unsynchronised boobs whistle

(ETA : talking of synthy type thingummies, my cousin Phil owns Phil Lynott's old Moog, I keep meaning to have a go on it when I visit)


Edited by P5BNij on Wednesday 23 October 13:14

Bomma 220

8,718 posts

83 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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glenrobbo said:
I'm just thinking of synthesised Rolands...
Here's a Roland earlier:



Not sure if it's been synthesised though. We'd probably need to have a look at its medical records.

glenrobbo

22,314 posts

108 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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Bobberoo99 said:
We've just lost our compressed air!!!! rofl
Watch out everyone! The Page 2 proximity alarm is sounding again!

Lost your compressed air Bobbers?
That's pretty careless!
And damned hard to spot once it's escaped

You really need to tighten up your security measures. nono:

glenrobbo

22,314 posts

108 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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bongtom said:
No. Baby. Yet.
Just be patient, bongtom.
Baby bongtom will be arriving just as soon as he or she feels like it.

glenrobbo

22,314 posts

108 months

Wednesday 23rd October 2019
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P5BNij said:
glenrobbo said:
I'm just thinking of synthesised Rolands...
I haven't got that far yet, I'm still ahem, 'considering' Rachel Riley's unsynchronised boobs whistle
I am no longer thinking of Rolands.


I am now thinking of Rachel's.

This is doing me no good whatsoever. I've never been good at maths.


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