Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 32)
Discussion
DickyC said:
It's good but a bit of a pastiche and rather more upbeat than you'd have thought appropriate.
The One Step Beyond influence is undeniable whereas, considering the subject matter, perhaps Diving In My Car would have been a better starting point.
Morning all!
I input the keyword 'Linger' into the coded messages from yesterday's rather confusing intercepts and have now become even more baffled.
I'm getting: "Lingalong with Langford", "Slopes' Ding-a-ling" and "Ling Long Merrily I'm High".
I am now concerned for our agents in the field. And I have just realised that I shouldn't have trusted that fart just now.
I saw a rat in my garden the other day, so put out a trap, it managed to get the slice of potato off the side of the trap without triggering it.
Not to be deterred last night I squashed some peanut butter into the centrepiece of the trigger and made up a little 'garage' with three bricks so it had to enter from the front to get to it.
This morning the trap has gone.
So if you have a cat which came home with a trap attached to it could I have it back please? Or maybe it was a a big strong rat.
The next design will be a longer deeper tunnel so anything bigger than the rat can't get in.
Not to be deterred last night I squashed some peanut butter into the centrepiece of the trigger and made up a little 'garage' with three bricks so it had to enter from the front to get to it.
This morning the trap has gone.
So if you have a cat which came home with a trap attached to it could I have it back please? Or maybe it was a a big strong rat.
The next design will be a longer deeper tunnel so anything bigger than the rat can't get in.
227bhp said:
I saw a rat in my garden the other day, so put out a trap, it managed to get the slice of potato off the side of the trap without triggering it.
Not to be deterred last night I squashed some peanut butter into the centrepiece of the trigger and made up a little 'garage' with three bricks so it had to enter from the front to get to it.
This morning the trap has gone.
So if you have a cat which came home with a trap attached to it could I have it back please? Or maybe it was a a big strong rat.
The next design will be a longer deeper tunnel so anything bigger than the rat can't get in.
Not to be deterred last night I squashed some peanut butter into the centrepiece of the trigger and made up a little 'garage' with three bricks so it had to enter from the front to get to it.
This morning the trap has gone.
So if you have a cat which came home with a trap attached to it could I have it back please? Or maybe it was a a big strong rat.
The next design will be a longer deeper tunnel so anything bigger than the rat can't get in.
It could have been a Geldof. glenrobbo said:
227bhp said:
I saw a rat in my garden the other day, so put out a trap, it managed to get the slice of potato off the side of the trap without triggering it.
Not to be deterred last night I squashed some peanut butter into the centrepiece of the trigger and made up a little 'garage' with three bricks so it had to enter from the front to get to it.
This morning the trap has gone.
So if you have a cat which came home with a trap attached to it could I have it back please? Or maybe it was a a big strong rat.
The next design will be a longer deeper tunnel so anything bigger than the rat can't get in.
Not to be deterred last night I squashed some peanut butter into the centrepiece of the trigger and made up a little 'garage' with three bricks so it had to enter from the front to get to it.
This morning the trap has gone.
So if you have a cat which came home with a trap attached to it could I have it back please? Or maybe it was a a big strong rat.
The next design will be a longer deeper tunnel so anything bigger than the rat can't get in.
It could have been a Geldof. 
It's back on again!!!!glenrobbo said:
I'm just thinking of synthesised Rolands...
I haven't got that far yet, I'm still ahem, 'considering' Rachel Riley's unsynchronised boobs 
(ETA : talking of synthy type thingummies, my cousin Phil owns Phil Lynott's old Moog, I keep meaning to have a go on it when I visit)
Edited by P5BNij on Wednesday 23 October 13:14
:P5BNij said:
glenrobbo said:
I'm just thinking of synthesised Rolands...
I haven't got that far yet, I'm still ahem, 'considering' Rachel Riley's unsynchronised boobs I am now thinking of Rachel's.
This is doing me no good whatsoever. I've never been good at maths.
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