Local Facebook groups

[Red9zero]

markymarkthree said:

Red9zero said:

markymarkthree said:

A tidy looking wench is asking "Does anyone in weston have a male chow chow pls".
I may change my name.

Which Weston group is that ? Asking for a friend obviously.

Back of the que you.

[bobtail4x4]

Hi does anyone have any bathroom scales that I could borrow/buy
I’m wanting to weigh my suitcases 😂

[Spare tyre]

zetec said:

I'm waiting for the posts like there was in the summer warning people not to walk dogs as their paws can burn on hot pavements. Only for it to be frostbite on cold pavements

I think a talented photoshopper on ph should make comedy posters about it, we can then all release them into the wild on local groups and see how well they travel

[Spare tyre]

AstonZagato said:

djcube said:

I'm not going to heaven for this.
Someone has lost there cat, obviously very attached to it. Hefty reward offered.



Ps. I like cats, got one, please go easy on me.

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[vikingaero]

Spare tyre said:

AstonZagato said:

djcube said:

I'm not going to heaven for this.
Someone has lost there cat, obviously very attached to it. Hefty reward offered.



Ps. I like cats, got one, please go easy on me.

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I like cats.... Extra crispy with Hoi Sin Sauce....

[gmaz]

OK, so who's been feeding Vlad's cat?

[Dog Biscuit]

I wish someone would feed our cats for me. It would save me money as they are proper fussy easter gits.

[RATATTAK]

Dog Biscuit said:

I wish someone would feed our cats for me. It would save me money as they are proper fussy easter gits.

Try giving them an egg.

[Saleen836]

RATATTAK said:

Dog Biscuit said:

I wish someone would feed our cats for me. It would save me money as they are proper fussy easter gits.

Try giving them an egg.

That would mean shelling out more cash

[Dog Biscuit]

Saleen836 said:

RATATTAK said:

Dog Biscuit said:

I wish someone would feed our cats for me. It would save me money as they are proper fussy easter gits.

Try giving them an egg.

That would mean shelling out more cash

FFS damn AI!

No doubt you lot will be egging each other on!

[Stella Tortoise]

I’ve been blocked from a number of local FB groups now, it seems that these people take themselves too seriously.

It’s not my fault that they keep posting stuff that makes me laugh yet as soon as I join in they become offended and block me.

I’ve invented a whole family of fake FB accounts to get around this, none of them have twigged yet why there are so many piss takers with the same surname. I’m going to start posting as the dog next to see if the penny drops.

[sanguinary]

Dog Biscuit said:

I wish someone would feed our cats for me. It would save me money as they are proper fussy easter gits.

Username checks out. Have you tried giving them cat food?

[Caddyshack]

There seems to be more and more people I know adopting the “happy heavenly birthday” thing. I don’t get why they write the message as if to the person who died….if there was a heaven, I am sure they wouldn’t have Facebook. I can sort of understand why some people want to say “I miss my dad” but saying “I miss you dad” is a bit odd to me.

[beambeam1]

I have a couple of folk on my FB that do it, one has been doing it yearly since FB started. I admire the consistency.

[Nickp82]

There can only be so many things to do to keep you entertained in the eternal afterlife, I’d defo be scrolling Facebook.

[Truckosaurus]

Caddyshack said:

There seems to be more and more people I know adopting the “happy heavenly birthday” thing. I don’t get why they write the message as if to the person who died….if there was a heaven, I am sure they wouldn’t have Facebook. I can sort of understand why some people want to say “I miss my dad” but saying “I miss you dad” is a bit odd to me.

I have at one Facebook contact that is long gone but their page is still active and pops up in the 'Today is X's Birthday' section and people leave nice comments, seems a good way to keep remembering someone.

[Roofless Toothless]

Truckosaurus said:

I have at one Facebook contact that is long gone but their page is still active and pops up in the 'Today is X's Birthday' section and people leave nice comments, seems a good way to keep remembering someone.

I have seen this with my brother in law’s Facebook page. Annually resurrected on his birthday. It is fair enough, I suppose, but there always seems to be one poster in a rush who doesn’t read the page properly and says Happy Birthday, and, how are you getting along?

[HTP99]

This is a funny one and rightly got called out on it:

[WarrenB]

Caddyshack said:

There seems to be more and more people I know adopting the “happy heavenly birthday” thing. I don’t get why they write the message as if to the person who died….if there was a heaven, I am sure they wouldn’t have Facebook. I can sort of understand why some people want to say “I miss my dad” but saying “I miss you dad” is a bit odd to me.

A very council cousin of mine wishes all her family, friends and friends kids happy birthday on Instagram 'because it's easier than sending cards'. I asked if four year old Ellie Mae has Instagram to see her birthday greeting, along with a snapchat filtered-to-fk picture of her, but the question was completely lost on her.

[Bluevanman]

The thing about birthday greetings and suchlike on Facebook I don't understand......if it's someone's birthday I'd put the greeting on their profile page but so many do it on their own and tag in the recipient.
It comes across as attention seeking to me