Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

[thebigmacmoomin]

[MartG]

[Tango13]

[slopes]

[Roofless Toothless]

talksthetorque said:

If anyone is feeling left out of this fart thread as they are naturally aflatulent, try these:

Taken for long term heartburn issues, they basically speed up your gastric action, to the point that 20 minutes after eating you could inflate a baloon in four or five goes.

Well that explains a lot. Mrs Toothless has been put on them!

When I was a lad my uncle Lou used to have a fart machine. It was a small hacksaw blade frame, but instead of a blade there was a strong elastic band, twisted round and round with a short bit of thin wood or plastic inserted into it. You wound the thing up, placed it between bum and seat, preferably a chair with really hard upholstery, and at the appropriate moment eased to one side to let the thing go. RRRIIIIPPP!

[irocfan]

[slopes]

irocfan said:

[talksthetorque]

CoolC said:

Let it Snow wrapping paper (not my picture, pinched from elsewhere)

[Saleen836]

[The Moose]

nonsequitur said:

slopes said:

nonsequitur said:

Jonmx said:

I was in the City Centre yesterday when an old boy walking in front of me emitted a trouser cough so loud it sounded like a dinosaur roaring. This was followed by him bursting into laughter and being berated by his clearly long suffering wife. The puerility of the whole situation had me and several others joining in the laughter.

I think farts always generate laughter, regardless of age.

Farts are definitely funny but the best ones are when babies do them and then sit there with that shocked expression on their face as if to say "holy st! Wtf was that??"

When Lady nonseq disgraced herself, my grandson - about 2 years old - shouted 'nana farted' to the assembled relatives.

I don’t get the pun?

[nonsequitur]

The Moose said:

I don’t get the pun?

If you don't get the pun, then you'll never get anything.

[HTP99]

nonsequitur said:

The Moose said:

I don’t get the pun?

If you don't get the pun, then you'll never get anything.

Is there even a pun?

[nonsequitur]

HTP99 said:

Is there even a pun?

Of course not. It's just expected.

[Prak]

CoolC said:

Let it Snow wrapping paper (not my picture, pinched from elsewhere)

Or:

[dudleybloke]

[MartG]

[CharlesdeGaulle]

MartG said:

That must be a spoof.

[slopes]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

MartG said:

That must be a spoof.

You'd have to hope so

[Ultra Sound Guy]

‘Tis juvenile, and the elf must be cold!
https://fb.watch/2lMaaSF-ax/

[irocfan]