Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

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thebigmacmoomin

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133 months

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MartG

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Tango13

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140 months

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slopes

32,736 posts

151 months

Saturday 12th December 2020
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laugh

Roofless Toothless

3,352 posts

96 months

Saturday 12th December 2020
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talksthetorque said:
If anyone is feeling left out of this fart thread as they are naturally aflatulent, try these:

Taken for long term heartburn issues, they basically speed up your gastric action, to the point that 20 minutes after eating you could inflate a baloon in four or five goes.
Well that explains a lot. Mrs Toothless has been put on them!

When I was a lad my uncle Lou used to have a fart machine. It was a small hacksaw blade frame, but instead of a blade there was a strong elastic band, twisted round and round with a short bit of thin wood or plastic inserted into it. You wound the thing up, placed it between bum and seat, preferably a chair with really hard upholstery, and at the appropriate moment eased to one side to let the thing go. RRRIIIIPPP!

irocfan

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154 months

Saturday 12th December 2020
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slopes

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151 months

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irocfan said:
laugh

talksthetorque

8,869 posts

99 months

Saturday 12th December 2020
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CoolC said:
Let it Snow wrapping paper (not my picture, pinched from elsewhere)

hehe

Saleen836

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173 months

Saturday 12th December 2020
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The Moose

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173 months

Sunday 13th December 2020
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nonsequitur said:
slopes said:
nonsequitur said:
Jonmx said:
I was in the City Centre yesterday when an old boy walking in front of me emitted a trouser cough so loud it sounded like a dinosaur roaring. This was followed by him bursting into laughter and being berated by his clearly long suffering wife. The puerility of the whole situation had me and several others joining in the laughter.
I think farts always generate laughter, regardless of age.
Farts are definitely funny but the best ones are when babies do them and then sit there with that shocked expression on their face as if to say "holy st! Wtf was that??"
When Lady nonseq disgraced herself, my grandson - about 2 years old - shouted 'nana farted' to the assembled relatives.
I don’t get the pun? confused

nonsequitur

17,183 posts

80 months

Sunday 13th December 2020
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The Moose said:
I don’t get the pun? confused
If you don't get the pun, then you'll never get anything.scratchchin

HTP99

18,086 posts

104 months

Sunday 13th December 2020
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nonsequitur said:
The Moose said:
I don’t get the pun? confused
If you don't get the pun, then you'll never get anything.scratchchin
Is there even a pun?

nonsequitur

17,183 posts

80 months

Sunday 13th December 2020
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HTP99 said:
Is there even a pun?
Of course not. It's just expected.

Prak

636 posts

182 months

Sunday 13th December 2020
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CoolC said:
Let it Snow wrapping paper (not my picture, pinched from elsewhere)

Or:


dudleybloke

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150 months

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MartG

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168 months

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CharlesdeGaulle

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144 months

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MartG said:
That must be a spoof.

slopes

32,736 posts

151 months

Sunday 13th December 2020
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
MartG said:
That must be a spoof.
You'd have to hope so

Ultra Sound Guy

27,992 posts

158 months

Sunday 13th December 2020
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‘Tis juvenile, and the elf must be cold! wink
https://fb.watch/2lMaaSF-ax/

irocfan

26,617 posts

154 months

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