A bit council (Vol 5)
Discussion
DRFC1879 said:
Christ, it was just a bit of fun. I like women of all sorts of shapes and sizes but generally speaking curves are better in my opinion.
Gotta remember that most posters on Pistonheads look like Bradley Cooper and have a wife / partner that looks just like Gal Gadot but more attractive.gazza285 said:
talksthetorque said:
Wow. Puking Emojis because of a lass in a bikini? I hope you don't go anywhere near a beach on holidays.
She's pretty and she's also curvy.
However, there's a Daily Star article of these photos so.........
Council!
She is way past curvy.She's pretty and she's also curvy.
However, there's a Daily Star article of these photos so.........
Council!
Saleen836 said:
gazza285 said:
talksthetorque said:
Wow. Puking Emojis because of a lass in a bikini? I hope you don't go anywhere near a beach on holidays.
She's pretty and she's also curvy.
However, there's a Daily Star article of these photos so.........
Council!
She is way past curvy.She's pretty and she's also curvy.
However, there's a Daily Star article of these photos so.........
Council!
Bet she sounds like the West Yorkshire Brass Band in rehearsal after a mutton madras.
Also in Plumstead I visited a sheltered housing complex, I walked into the flat after the door was left open for me,to be hit with this wall of stench, this guy was sat on a chair with his leg on show, it looked like it has no skin on it, that's because it didn't.. I checked the sky terminal but had to leave, the smell was that bad, whilst im out side throwing up over a drain, he's on the phone making a complaint about my conduct, he had forgotten to mention why id just said I couldn't do the job and left. I had to go back a few weeks later where a nurse was onsite to open all the windows, she told me that, he has stubbed his little toe which went bad, he had left it and gangrene started, he was told he had to remove his little toe but he refused, it has got to now he was having to have his left arse cheek and left leg removed, oh the smell, rotten meat, that had rotten.
My wife's a paramedic,based in Sth. London. She attended that bloke and took him to hospital,just wrapped his leg(what was left of it) in a blanket and carried him out.It was a good few years ago,but it obviously stuck in my head! (amongst the hundreds of stories that would make your toes curl).
Small world.
Patrick Star said:
Also in Plumstead I visited a sheltered housing complex, I walked into the flat after the door was left open for me,to be hit with this wall of stench, this guy was sat on a chair with his leg on show, it looked like it has no skin on it, that's because it didn't.. I checked the sky terminal but had to leave, the smell was that bad, whilst im out side throwing up over a drain, he's on the phone making a complaint about my conduct, he had forgotten to mention why id just said I couldn't do the job and left. I had to go back a few weeks later where a nurse was onsite to open all the windows, she told me that, he has stubbed his little toe which went bad, he had left it and gangrene started, he was told he had to remove his little toe but he refused, it has got to now he was having to have his left arse cheek and left leg removed, oh the smell, rotten meat, that had rotten.
My wife's a paramedic,based in Sth. London. She attended that bloke and took him to hospital,just wrapped his leg(what was left of it) in a blanket and carried him out.It was a good few years ago,but it obviously stuck in my head! (amongst the hundreds of stories that would make your toes curl).
Small world.
It would have been around 2004-2007 and the flats were just off the A206..My wife's a paramedic,based in Sth. London. She attended that bloke and took him to hospital,just wrapped his leg(what was left of it) in a blanket and carried him out.It was a good few years ago,but it obviously stuck in my head! (amongst the hundreds of stories that would make your toes curl).
Small world.
Smiler. said:
That's a bloody good effort though! Probably nicked them to fill in all the pot holes on the roads. Smiler. said:
It's quite a problem where there are places with a lot of old stone flags etc. Our local pub had the coping stones from the top of the wall taken - white Transit on CCTV just rolled up and stole the top of the wall.Old house a few doors down had the ENORMOUS stone balls at the sides of the gateposts stolen recently.
Before...
After...
We've had flags taken from the church path. My house has around 100 square metres of York stone flagging around it, some of them are several inches thick - this stuff costs thousands, just for the stone. Mine are laid on concrete and pointed in etc - but the biggest defence is that they're a good way from the drive and up a hill - you need trolleys etc. If my house was at ground level, so to speak, I'd be worried.
With these flags they double their money by splitting them. You'd think with the effort involved they could probably make as much money getting a legitimate job. It also strikes me that there should be checkpoints and people in Transits should be subject to searches before going anywhere nice - make sure that they aren't full of stolen stone, motorbikes, griffins etc.
Edited by Dog Star on Thursday 4th March 09:54
Smiler. said:
The thieves mist have been drunk. Or stoned.https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9321535/B...
Yes, the age old proof that the council's have more fun than you or I.
But it is Council Bingo.
Autism: tick
stupid children's names: tick
neck tattoo's: tick
utter disregard for anyone else: tick.
To balance this up, I have just bought a massive marquee for the garden. One of my dtr's is about to have her second lockdown birthday. We will have a socially distanced, discrete party for her later in March.
I wish I could afford a massive bouncy dome for her. But I'm not living the good life on Universal Credit.
Yes, the age old proof that the council's have more fun than you or I.
But it is Council Bingo.
Autism: tick
stupid children's names: tick
neck tattoo's: tick
utter disregard for anyone else: tick.
To balance this up, I have just bought a massive marquee for the garden. One of my dtr's is about to have her second lockdown birthday. We will have a socially distanced, discrete party for her later in March.
I wish I could afford a massive bouncy dome for her. But I'm not living the good life on Universal Credit.
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