A bit council (Vol 5)

A bit council (Vol 5)

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The Don of Croy

5,379 posts

123 months

Wednesday 3rd February
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
Cue the responses like 'In' simply to bring the thread up in their topics. Not using 'Watch'; Council.
Council is as council does...

Dog Star

12,356 posts

132 months

Wednesday 3rd February
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V8mate said:
There was singing?
Cinzia Re, as you were doubtless wondering.

J4CKO

33,426 posts

164 months

Wednesday 3rd February
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Dog Star said:
Going to some nice singing event in Tuscany, then filming it all on your mobile phone. Just plain council.

https://youtu.be/rp-Oiu3TI60

Contents of that video just look awful.
Just thought of this for some reason....




V8mate

44,543 posts

153 months

Wednesday 3rd February
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Dog Star said:
V8mate said:
There was singing?
Cinzia Re, as you were doubtless wondering.
Yeah, I know. The video was doing the rounds a few weeks back.

Sheets Tabuer

16,015 posts

179 months

Wednesday 3rd February
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Need to shoot the bell end with the trumpet.

Drawweight

1,445 posts

80 months

Wednesday 3rd February
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Sheets Tabuer said:
Need to shoot the bell end with the trumpet.
The guy playing the guitar and singing wasn’t great either.

Apart from that it was fine.

Jonmx

1,968 posts

177 months

Wednesday 3rd February
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Krupp88 said:
Anyone know where you can top up electric with a key?
Anyone who has worked in any for of housing or property management will understand just how council this can be. Trying to 'activate' a new key for the hard of thinking or motivationally challenged is a truly miserable and thankless task.

Short Grain

1,538 posts

184 months

Wednesday 3rd February
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Sheets Tabuer

16,015 posts

179 months

Wednesday 3rd February
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We're gonna rock down to...

paulguitar

10,983 posts

77 months

Wednesday 3rd February
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And then we'll take it higher.

Short Grain

1,538 posts

184 months

Wednesday 3rd February
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Sheets Tabuer said:
We're gonna rock down to...
biglaugh

nonsequitur

17,173 posts

80 months

Wednesday 3rd February
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Sheets Tabuer said:
We're gonna rock down to...
Taken for Granted.

CharlesdeGaulle

16,217 posts

144 months

Wednesday 3rd February
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nonsequitur said:
Sheets Tabuer said:
We're gonna rock down to...
Taken for Granted.
Jesus. Do you ever stop punning? Please try.

Dog Star

12,356 posts

132 months

Wednesday 3rd February
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nonsequitur said:
Taken for Granted.
rofl

hidetheelephants

16,950 posts

157 months

Thursday 4th February
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Psycho Warren said:
Krupp88 said:
Extra points if you have stencilled 'Live, Love, Laugh' across the meter box.
Reminds me of this cleverly edited version:

The epitaph of The King; he'd have written a song about it if he hadn't karked it on the khazi.

Previous

772 posts

118 months

Thursday 4th February
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Short Grain said:
Whoever bricked up that window did a great job with the colour match. Can hardly tell it was there.

eck c

333 posts

158 months

Thursday 4th February
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Previous said:
Short Grain said:
Whoever bricked up that window did a great job with the colour match. Can hardly tell it was there.
What window? whistle

sutoka

3,377 posts

72 months

Thursday 4th February
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Have we had breeding dogs yet?

My neighbours has a visitor who's been bringing their dog up the last week. I've been hearing the oddest sounds coming from their bathroom window when out in the garden so I assume that is the chosen location for the canine shag-fest.

By March/April expect a lot of visitors. The breed fetch between £2-3k each and I reckon he has 4 bhes so not really a surprise he doesn't have any other means of employment.

Red9zero

1,119 posts

21 months

Thursday 4th February
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sutoka said:
Have we had breeding dogs yet?

My neighbours has a visitor who's been bringing their dog up the last week. I've been hearing the oddest sounds coming from their bathroom window when out in the garden so I assume that is the chosen location for the canine shag-fest.

By March/April expect a lot of visitors. The breed fetch between £2-3k each and I reckon he has 4 bhes so not really a surprise he doesn't have any other means of employment.
Puppies are going for stupid money lately, hence the increase in dog theft. We bought our pedigree Westie for £750 ten years ago, nowadays the very cheapest non-pedigree is £2.5k. Pre-Covid they would have been £1-1.5k max. Some of the trendy breeds, dachshunds and the like, you seem to be able to name your price.

Jcwjosh

501 posts

76 months

Thursday 4th February
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sutoka said:
Have we had breeding dogs yet?

My neighbours has a visitor who's been bringing their dog up the last week. I've been hearing the oddest sounds coming from their bathroom window when out in the garden so I assume that is the chosen location for the canine shag-fest.

By March/April expect a lot of visitors. The breed fetch between £2-3k each and I reckon he has 4 bhes so not really a surprise he doesn't have any other means of employment.
This is 100% council, particularly american bulldogs being touted as pitbulls. King blue big bks blood lines etc etc

Thing is if done properly breeding dogs is not as lucrative as it seems, an old mechanic of mine's wife used to breed dogs. Some sort of working/farm dog, not the usual staffy, bulldog and he was saying after taking into account all the vet bills, immunisations, papers, food, proper care theres not much money in it. Its the council estate boys who have an artifical grass garden full of dog st, dripping in gold, take cash that brag about the money made. They cant be doing it properly.