A bit council (Vol 5)
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OnTheBreadline said:
Living in one of the wealthiest countries in the world and implying that we do not have a functioning society, and that our state education system is not competent. Not council, but certainly silly.
User name checks out...The huge numbers of charities we have to rely on to provide things ot people, including the basics of life, does strongly imply a failure of society, state and government, and your comment that we're one of the wealthiest countries on Earth only goes to validate that. Same goes for the US, wealthy beyond imaging - healthcare for all? No chance. We're just a slightly less obscene version of them, and heading in their direction fast. State education is self evidently under resourced if people like Sway are having to rely on charity to obtain a good education.
Assuming that the wealth of some means that there are no problems in society? As you say, maybe not Council, but certainly silly.
Mr lestat said:
Flibble said:
Pit Pony said:
Aren't al beaches tidal?
Only if they're in the sea (unless it's the Med).Flibble said:
Mr lestat said:
Flibble said:
Pit Pony said:
Aren't al beaches tidal?
Only if they're in the sea (unless it's the Med).I’d like to postulate that Russia is council. The country is sort of analogous to a giant council estate on the face of the earth.
- likes causing fights with the neighbours, often under the influence of strong drink
- struts around threatening people with nothing to back it up when push comes to shove
- nick stuff
- full of fit birds
- they like glittery tat, golden bog seats etc
- decent people try to get out
- shell suits
I think there’s a good case.
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- likes causing fights with the neighbours, often under the influence of strong drink
- struts around threatening people with nothing to back it up when push comes to shove
- nick stuff
- full of fit birds
- they like glittery tat, golden bog seats etc
- decent people try to get out
- shell suits
I think there’s a good case.
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Dog Star said:
I’d like to postulate that Russia is council. The country is sort of analogous to a giant council estate on the face of the earth.
- likes causing fights with the neighbours, often under the influence of strong drink
- struts around threatening people with nothing to back it up when push comes to shove
- nick stuff
- full of fit birds
- they like glittery tat, golden bog seats etc
- decent people try to get out
- shell suits
I think there’s a good case.
-
Fair point, well made. And while we're on the subject of fit birds, where did they all come from?- likes causing fights with the neighbours, often under the influence of strong drink
- struts around threatening people with nothing to back it up when push comes to shove
- nick stuff
- full of fit birds
- they like glittery tat, golden bog seats etc
- decent people try to get out
- shell suits
I think there’s a good case.
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Go back a few decades, you could probably get a decent day's ploughing from a Russian woman, provided you could get the harness on. What's happened? It can't be genetics, so where did all of the fit Commie girlies come from?
Dermot O'Logical said:
Dog Star said:
I’d like to postulate that Russia is council. The country is sort of analogous to a giant council estate on the face of the earth.
- likes causing fights with the neighbours, often under the influence of strong drink
- struts around threatening people with nothing to back it up when push comes to shove
- nick stuff
- full of fit birds
- they like glittery tat, golden bog seats etc
- decent people try to get out
- shell suits
I think there’s a good case.
-
Fair point, well made. And while we're on the subject of fit birds, where did they all come from?- likes causing fights with the neighbours, often under the influence of strong drink
- struts around threatening people with nothing to back it up when push comes to shove
- nick stuff
- full of fit birds
- they like glittery tat, golden bog seats etc
- decent people try to get out
- shell suits
I think there’s a good case.
-
Go back a few decades, you could probably get a decent day's ploughing from a Russian woman, provided you could get the harness on. What's happened? It can't be genetics, so where did all of the fit Commie girlies come from?
However a tall fit bird with long hair tied back toting an AK47. Oh yes
Dermot O'Logical said:
Dog Star said:
I’d like to postulate that Russia is council. The country is sort of analogous to a giant council estate on the face of the earth.
- likes causing fights with the neighbours, often under the influence of strong drink
- struts around threatening people with nothing to back it up when push comes to shove
- nick stuff
- full of fit birds
- they like glittery tat, golden bog seats etc
- decent people try to get out
- shell suits
I think there’s a good case.
-
Fair point, well made. And while we're on the subject of fit birds, where did they all come from?- likes causing fights with the neighbours, often under the influence of strong drink
- struts around threatening people with nothing to back it up when push comes to shove
- nick stuff
- full of fit birds
- they like glittery tat, golden bog seats etc
- decent people try to get out
- shell suits
I think there’s a good case.
-
Go back a few decades, you could probably get a decent day's ploughing from a Russian woman, provided you could get the harness on. What's happened? It can't be genetics, so where did all of the fit Commie girlies come from?
A populace entirely victim to decades (hundreds of years?) of the most appalling leadership.
Today, they exist in two clear groups though: poor and council.
Dermot O'Logical said:
Fair point, well made. And while we're on the subject of fit birds, where did they all come from?
Go back a few decades, you could probably get a decent day's ploughing from a Russian woman, provided you could get the harness on. What's happened? It can't be genetics, so where did all of the fit Commie girlies come from?
Previously stuck behind the Iron Curtain and invisible to the West.Go back a few decades, you could probably get a decent day's ploughing from a Russian woman, provided you could get the harness on. What's happened? It can't be genetics, so where did all of the fit Commie girlies come from?
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Bannock said:
OnTheBreadline said:
Living in one of the wealthiest countries in the world and implying that we do not have a functioning society, and that our state education system is not competent. Not council, but certainly silly.
User name checks out...The huge numbers of charities we have to rely on to provide things ot people, including the basics of life, does strongly imply a failure of society, state and government, and your comment that we're one of the wealthiest countries on Earth only goes to validate that. Same goes for the US, wealthy beyond imaging - healthcare for all? No chance. We're just a slightly less obscene version of them, and heading in their direction fast. State education is self evidently under resourced if people like Sway are having to rely on charity to obtain a good education.
Assuming that the wealth of some means that there are no problems in society? As you say, maybe not Council, but certainly silly.
I never said to get a 'good education' I had to rely on charity.
In order to get an absolutely first class education, I needed to demonstrate my ability and therefore the bursary 'charity' kicked in. That's as much for their benefit as mine, as it provides the whole school major financial benefits in terms of tax.
Dermot O'Logical said:
Fair point, well made. And while we're on the subject of fit birds, where did they all come from?
Go back a few decades, you could probably get a decent day's ploughing from a Russian woman, provided you could get the harness on. What's happened? It can't be genetics, so where did all of the fit Commie girlies come from?
The former USSR states definitely have some 'appeals' in terms of the feminine form.Go back a few decades, you could probably get a decent day's ploughing from a Russian woman, provided you could get the harness on. What's happened? It can't be genetics, so where did all of the fit Commie girlies come from?
My theory is that it is genetic selection. Driven by the very low ratio of men to women in former Soviet states.

So. Men can be picky, women 'can't'. Men, being wonderfully fallible chaps like we are, pick the fitties. They then pass on their genes.
I have a similar theory regarding the seemingly much higher than average 'boob to waist ratio' of a certain culture of caravan utilising nomadic travellers, who engage in a practice of essentially grabbing a fitty and making off with them.
Because huge norks are clearly desirable to the men of that culture, those are the women who are grabbed, and therefore the positive selection for massive badongas with tiny waists continues to self reinforce.
Disco You said:
I'm wondering, Woodrow, Matchbrough or Church Hill? Disco You said:
can't spell his own name??? That's disgraceful 'parenting'Brummiebeau said:
I am at Butlins, Skegness this week getting my yearly dose of council.
Lots of leggins
Not sure if this has been mentioned as council attire before but wearing jackets/hoodies when the sun it out? A lot of that going on.
Best name I have heard so far is Indy-lee? Indielee? Inde-leigh?
Maybe it is underlay?Lots of leggins
Not sure if this has been mentioned as council attire before but wearing jackets/hoodies when the sun it out? A lot of that going on.
Best name I have heard so far is Indy-lee? Indielee? Inde-leigh?
dudleybloke said:
Disco You said:
I'm wondering, Woodrow, Matchbrough or Church Hill? Sway said:
The former USSR states definitely have some 'appeals' in terms of the feminine form.
My theory is that it is genetic selection. Driven by the very low ratio of men to women in former Soviet states.

So. Men can be picky, women 'can't'. Men, being wonderfully fallible chaps like we are, pick the fitties. They then pass on their genes.
I have a similar theory regarding the seemingly much higher than average 'boob to waist ratio' of a certain culture of caravan utilising nomadic travellers, who engage in a practice of essentially grabbing a fitty and making off with them.
Because huge norks are clearly desirable to the men of that culture, those are the women who are grabbed, and therefore the positive selection for massive badongas with tiny waists continues to self reinforce.
And getting them done at a plastic surgeon My theory is that it is genetic selection. Driven by the very low ratio of men to women in former Soviet states.

So. Men can be picky, women 'can't'. Men, being wonderfully fallible chaps like we are, pick the fitties. They then pass on their genes.
I have a similar theory regarding the seemingly much higher than average 'boob to waist ratio' of a certain culture of caravan utilising nomadic travellers, who engage in a practice of essentially grabbing a fitty and making off with them.
Because huge norks are clearly desirable to the men of that culture, those are the women who are grabbed, and therefore the positive selection for massive badongas with tiny waists continues to self reinforce.
DodgyGeezer said:
Disco You said:
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