Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)
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Master Of Puppets said:
When Admiral Lord Nelson died he was 5 feet tall. His statue in London is 15 feet tall. That's Horatio of 3:1.
Pedantry corner: Nelson was apparently 5 ft 7 in (67") tall. His column in Trafalgar Square is 169 ft 3 in or 2031".
So that's Horatio of 30.3134328358 to 1. Approximately.

Pitre said:
Master Of Puppets said:
When Admiral Lord Nelson died he was 5 feet tall. His statue in London is 15 feet tall. That's Horatio of 3:1.
Pedantry corner: Nelson was apparently 5 ft 7 in (67") tall. His column in Trafalgar Square is 169 ft 3 in or 2031".
So that's Horatio of 30.3134328358 to 1. Approximately.


MarkwG said:
Pitre said:
Master Of Puppets said:
When Admiral Lord Nelson died he was 5 feet tall. His statue in London is 15 feet tall. That's Horatio of 3:1.
Pedantry corner: Nelson was apparently 5 ft 7 in (67") tall. His column in Trafalgar Square is 169 ft 3 in or 2031".
So that's Horatio of 30.3134328358 to 1. Approximately.



LordGrover said:
StevieBee said:
Anyone see Dragons Den the other night? There was this bloke who'd invented an Air Freshener that's controlled by the power of thought!
Sounds daft but makes sense when you think about it.
Sounds daft but makes sense when you think about it.

That's proper dedication and commitment.

Edited by glenrobbo on Thursday 16th March 12:31
glenrobbo said:
LordGrover said:
StevieBee said:
Anyone see Dragons Den the other night? There was this bloke who'd invented an Air Freshener that's controlled by the power of thought!
Sounds daft but makes sense when you think about it.
Sounds daft but makes sense when you think about it.

That's proper dedication and commitment.


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