Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)

Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)

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Skyedriver

15,514 posts

269 months

Wednesday 15th March
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Vipers Chicken joke

rofl

rayny

847 posts

188 months

Wednesday 15th March
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Skyedriver said:
Vipers Chicken joke

rofl
Do not encourage Vipers - He may get delusions of adequacy smile

Sporky

4,300 posts

51 months

Thursday 16th March
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Master Of Puppets said:
When Admiral Lord Nelson died he was 5 feet tall. His statue in London is 15 feet tall. That's Horatio of 3:1.
Excellent.

Vipers

31,538 posts

215 months

Thursday 16th March
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rayny said:
Skyedriver said:
Vipers Chicken joke

rofl
Do not encourage Vipers - He may get delusions of adequacy smile
I am way beyond that laughbeer to one and all, we need a chuckle in the mornings these days, so keep them coming lads and lasse’s of course.

Vipers

31,538 posts

215 months

Thursday 16th March
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Sporky said:
Master Of Puppets said:
When Admiral Lord Nelson died he was 5 feet tall. His statue in London is 15 feet tall. That's Horatio of 3:1.
Excellent.
And that sir is a tall story if ever I heard one.

Mammasaid

3,003 posts

84 months

Thursday 16th March
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Vipers said:
Sporky said:
Master Of Puppets said:
When Admiral Lord Nelson died he was 5 feet tall. His statue in London is 15 feet tall. That's Horatio of 3:1.
Excellent.
And that sir is a tall story if ever I heard one.
But a (h)armless one though!

Pixelpeep Electric

8,490 posts

129 months

Thursday 16th March
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someone in the pub last night used my to-do list to roll their weed in ! - they're now high on my list of priorities.

CopperBolt

534 posts

54 months

Thursday 16th March
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Pixelpeep Electric said:
someone in the pub last night used my to-do list to roll their weed in ! - they're now high on my list of priorities.
hehe

Pitre

3,874 posts

221 months

Thursday 16th March
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Master Of Puppets said:
When Admiral Lord Nelson died he was 5 feet tall. His statue in London is 15 feet tall. That's Horatio of 3:1.
Pedantry corner:
Nelson was apparently 5 ft 7 in (67") tall. His column in Trafalgar Square is 169 ft 3 in or 2031".
So that's Horatio of 30.3134328358 to 1. Approximately. nerd

MarkwG

4,320 posts

176 months

Thursday 16th March
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Pitre said:
Master Of Puppets said:
When Admiral Lord Nelson died he was 5 feet tall. His statue in London is 15 feet tall. That's Horatio of 3:1.
Pedantry corner:
Nelson was apparently 5 ft 7 in (67") tall. His column in Trafalgar Square is 169 ft 3 in or 2031".
So that's Horatio of 30.3134328358 to 1. Approximately. nerd
The column is not the statue, though - the statue is 18 feet 1 inch wink - so roughly 6 ft tall, vs roughly 18 feet tall = ...?

Pitre

3,874 posts

221 months

Thursday 16th March
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MarkwG said:
Pitre said:
Master Of Puppets said:
When Admiral Lord Nelson died he was 5 feet tall. His statue in London is 15 feet tall. That's Horatio of 3:1.
Pedantry corner:
Nelson was apparently 5 ft 7 in (67") tall. His column in Trafalgar Square is 169 ft 3 in or 2031".
So that's Horatio of 30.3134328358 to 1. Approximately. nerd
The column is not the statue, though - the statue is 18 feet 1 inch wink - so roughly 6 ft tall, vs roughly 18 feet tall = ...?
I doff my cap to you sir. biggrin

StevieBee

11,714 posts

242 months

Thursday 16th March
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LordGrover said:
StevieBee said:
Anyone see Dragons Den the other night? There was this bloke who'd invented an Air Freshener that's controlled by the power of thought!

Sounds daft but makes sense when you think about it.
How do you know I don't make the meme, eh, eh?

mikal83

5,340 posts

239 months

Thursday 16th March
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Sporky said:
Master Of Puppets said:
When Admiral Lord Nelson died he was 5 feet tall. His statue in London is 15 feet tall. That's Horatio of 3:1.
Excellent.
BUT, very very very old!

Still Mulling

10,833 posts

164 months

Thursday 16th March
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Pixelpeep Electric said:
someone in the pub last night used my to-do list to roll their weed in ! - they're now high on my list of priorities.
hehe

Turtle Shed

1,006 posts

13 months

Thursday 16th March
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Master Of Puppets said:
When Admiral Lord Nelson died he was 5 feet tall. His statue in London is 15 feet tall. That's Horatio of 3:1.
I like that more than the chicken joke.

glenrobbo

32,512 posts

137 months

Thursday 16th March
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LordGrover said:
StevieBee said:
Anyone see Dragons Den the other night? There was this bloke who'd invented an Air Freshener that's controlled by the power of thought!

Sounds daft but makes sense when you think about it.
WOW! I can't believe you went to all the trouble of posing those people, taking photos, and creating a photostrip just to explain StevieBee's joke.
That's proper dedication and commitment. bow

Edited by glenrobbo on Thursday 16th March 12:31

EmailAddress

9,674 posts

205 months

Thursday 16th March
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glenrobbo said:
LordGrover said:
StevieBee said:
Anyone see Dragons Den the other night? There was this bloke who'd invented an Air Freshener that's controlled by the power of thought!

Sounds daft but makes sense when you think about it.
WOW! I can't believe you went to all the trouble of posing those people, taking photos, and creating a photostrip just to explain StevieBee's joke.
That's proper dedication and commitment. bow

john2443

6,093 posts

198 months

Thursday 16th March
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There was a young man

From Cork who got limericks

And haikus confused

Sticks.

8,035 posts

238 months

Thursday 16th March
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Reminds me of John Cooper Clarke's Haiku

To convey one’s mood
In seventeen syllables
Is very diffic


Regbuser

1,715 posts

22 months

Thursday 16th March
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