Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)
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Vipers said:
Explain, dont recognise the characters. Lived a sheltered life……
Comic - VizCharacter - Roger Mellie (the man on the telly) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Mellie
vaud said:
Vipers said:
Explain, dont recognise the characters. Lived a sheltered life……
Comic - VizCharacter - Roger Mellie (the man on the telly) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Mellie
In the train toilet yesterday when some bloke knocked on the door.
He said, "Can I see your ticket please?"
"Not right now" I shouted, "I'm having a s
te!"
He said, "I don't believe you, can you pass it under the door?"
"No problem" I said, sliding it under, "The yellow bits are sweetcorn."
He said, "Can I see your ticket please?"
"Not right now" I shouted, "I'm having a s

He said, "I don't believe you, can you pass it under the door?"
"No problem" I said, sliding it under, "The yellow bits are sweetcorn."
The kids keep finding their Christmas presents that I have hidden around the house.
Someone suggested that I put them up in the attic, so I did that last night.....
Literally, I had no sleep! All I could hear was them crying and moaning about spiders, “it’s too dark,” and wanting to be let back down.
Any other suggestions, please??
Someone suggested that I put them up in the attic, so I did that last night.....
Literally, I had no sleep! All I could hear was them crying and moaning about spiders, “it’s too dark,” and wanting to be let back down.
Any other suggestions, please??
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