Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)

Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)

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Legacywr

13,434 posts

203 months

Tuesday 3rd December 2024
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Tommo87

5,212 posts

128 months

Tuesday 3rd December 2024
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Legacywr said:
That is going to keep on giving…



daqinggregg

4,527 posts

144 months

Wednesday 4th December 2024
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What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

Stealthracer

8,053 posts

193 months

Wednesday 4th December 2024
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November the 5th wasn't good for me this year.

I stood too close to the bonfire, and my outfit was completely destroyed.

My own fault, I shouldn't have been wearing a blazer.

mac96

5,093 posts

158 months

Wednesday 4th December 2024
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Tommo87 said:
Legacywr said:
That is going to keep on giving…


Someone forgot the legendary Glazed Ring!

Neil1300r

5,543 posts

193 months

Wednesday 4th December 2024
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Massive away win for the little bear

Blatter

894 posts

206 months

Wednesday 4th December 2024
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Neil1300r said:


Massive away win for the little bear
biggrin


Legacywr

13,434 posts

203 months

Wednesday 4th December 2024
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Blatter said:
Neil1300r said:


Massive away win for the little bear
biggrin
It looked like 2-2 until Gladiator slipped on some bear st gifting Paddington a 3rd.

epom

13,284 posts

176 months

Wednesday 4th December 2024
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Legacywr said:
Blatter said:
Neil1300r said:


Massive away win for the little bear
biggrin
It looked like 2-2 until Gladiator slipped on some bear st gifting Paddington a 3rd.
Grobbelar ??

MartG

21,802 posts

219 months

Wednesday 4th December 2024
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GeneralBanter

1,295 posts

30 months

Wednesday 4th December 2024
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MartG said:
Brilliant rofl

GeneralBanter

1,295 posts

30 months

Wednesday 4th December 2024
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The BBC are more Finbarr Saunders:




Frimley111R

17,047 posts

249 months

Thursday 5th December 2024
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GeneralBanter said:
MartG said:
Brilliant rofl
Almost, prob better with Sid.

Vipers

33,266 posts

243 months

Thursday 5th December 2024
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Frimley111R said:
GeneralBanter said:
MartG said:
Brilliant rofl
Almost, prob better with Sid.
Explain, dont recognise the characters. Lived a sheltered life……

vaud

55,037 posts

170 months

Thursday 5th December 2024
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Vipers said:
Explain, dont recognise the characters. Lived a sheltered life……
Comic - Viz
Character - Roger Mellie (the man on the telly) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Mellie

POIDH

1,770 posts

80 months

Thursday 5th December 2024
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I swallowed a bunch of synonyms today.
It's given me thesaurus throat ever.

GeneralBanter

1,295 posts

30 months

Thursday 5th December 2024
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vaud said:
Vipers said:
Explain, dont recognise the characters. Lived a sheltered life……
Comic - Viz
Character - Roger Mellie (the man on the telly) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Mellie

vaud

55,037 posts

170 months

Thursday 5th December 2024
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My sewing instructor said that I’m the worst student she has ever seen…
..Oops. Wrong thread!

Master Of Puppets

3,658 posts

77 months

Thursday 5th December 2024
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In the train toilet yesterday when some bloke knocked on the door.

He said, "Can I see your ticket please?"

"Not right now" I shouted, "I'm having a ste!"

He said, "I don't believe you, can you pass it under the door?"

"No problem" I said, sliding it under, "The yellow bits are sweetcorn."

GloverMart

12,808 posts

230 months

Thursday 5th December 2024
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The kids keep finding their Christmas presents that I have hidden around the house.

Someone suggested that I put them up in the attic, so I did that last night.....

Literally, I had no sleep! All I could hear was them crying and moaning about spiders, “it’s too dark,” and wanting to be let back down.

Any other suggestions, please??