Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)
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A redneck with three sons, remarries.
The boys have never had a step mother before. So they spend 19 hours researching pornhub, to learn how step mother/son relationships work.
When their father goes to work the next day, the first son ‘Ryan’ starts frantically pleasuring himself, with his bedroom door wide open. His new mother sees him, screams, and runs away. He chases after her yelling: "You're making this weird!"
She runs into the kitchen, where the second son ‘Noah’ is installing a new sink, he stands up just as she enters, and rips off his overalls. The step mom screams and runs out, now having two of the boys chasing her.
Then the door bell rings, there is the third son Isaac, holding a pizza box, “you’ve guessed the rest.” The mother runs again, and manages to fight off all the boys, trapping them in the bathroom.
When the dad gets home, he asks his new wife ‘Crystal’how her day was? She says: "Terrible, I had to beat off all your sons!". He pauses, and asks in a confused voice: "All three of them broke their arms? How thoughtful of you!”
The boys have never had a step mother before. So they spend 19 hours researching pornhub, to learn how step mother/son relationships work.
When their father goes to work the next day, the first son ‘Ryan’ starts frantically pleasuring himself, with his bedroom door wide open. His new mother sees him, screams, and runs away. He chases after her yelling: "You're making this weird!"
She runs into the kitchen, where the second son ‘Noah’ is installing a new sink, he stands up just as she enters, and rips off his overalls. The step mom screams and runs out, now having two of the boys chasing her.
Then the door bell rings, there is the third son Isaac, holding a pizza box, “you’ve guessed the rest.” The mother runs again, and manages to fight off all the boys, trapping them in the bathroom.
When the dad gets home, he asks his new wife ‘Crystal’how her day was? She says: "Terrible, I had to beat off all your sons!". He pauses, and asks in a confused voice: "All three of them broke their arms? How thoughtful of you!”
Master Of Puppets said:
In the train toilet yesterday when some bloke knocked on the door.
He said, "Can I see your ticket please?"
"Not right now" I shouted, "I'm having a s
te!"
He said, "I don't believe you, can you pass it under the door?"
"No problem" I said, sliding it under, "The yellow bits are sweetcorn."
deserves a requoteHe said, "Can I see your ticket please?"
"Not right now" I shouted, "I'm having a s
te!"He said, "I don't believe you, can you pass it under the door?"
"No problem" I said, sliding it under, "The yellow bits are sweetcorn."
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