Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)

Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)

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LordGrover

33,218 posts

202 months

Friday 24th March
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Blib said:
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore, looking like an idiot.
hehe

havoc

28,834 posts

225 months

Friday 24th March
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LordGrover said:
Blib said:
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore, looking like an idiot.
hehe
clap

Pixelpeep Electric

8,572 posts

132 months

Friday 24th March
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went to a very expensive cannibal restaurant last night - it was £50 a head!

Pixelpeep Electric

8,572 posts

132 months

Friday 24th March
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1st woman: Stop it, you know i'm straight.
2nd woman: Yes, but so is spaghetti until it gets wet.

808 Estate

1,933 posts

81 months

Friday 24th March
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leigh1050

2,321 posts

155 months

Friday 24th March
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808 Estate said:
That isn't a joke! It's true!

Master Of Puppets

2,801 posts

52 months

Friday 24th March
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Pulled a cracking bird the other night and when we got back to her place she revealed she was a virgin and wanted her first time to be magical, so I shagged her and then disappeared.

Wacky Racer

36,944 posts

237 months

Friday 24th March
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Master Of Puppets said:
Pulled a cracking bird the other night and when we got back to her place she revealed she was a virgin and wanted her first time to be magical, so I shagged her and then disappeared.
laugh

andym1603

1,750 posts

162 months

Friday 24th March
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808 Estate said:
Looks like an advert for the Met.

Ponpiman

822 posts

191 months

Saturday 25th March
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One for the folk in Alabama

How do you know when your sister is on her period?

When your dad's willy tastes like blood

I'll ban myself getmecoat

silverfoxcc

7,478 posts

135 months

Saturday 25th March
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My friend Iain has just come back from the opticians. they told him he has one eye bigger than the ither

Edited by silverfoxcc on Saturday 25th March 07:46

Nigel_O

2,548 posts

209 months

Saturday 25th March
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silverfoxcc said:
My fruend Iain has just come back from the opticians. they told him he has one eye bigger than the ither
He’s also missing one and got an extra one… ;-)

silverfoxcc

7,478 posts

135 months

Saturday 25th March
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nigel, apparently you do not know that ither is scots for other..... but thanks for pointing it out

Nigel_O

2,548 posts

209 months

Saturday 25th March
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silverfoxcc said:
nigel, apparently you do not know that ither is scots for other..... but thanks for pointing it out
No problem - all part of the service…. ;-) Had to check you weren’t setting me up for a whoosh parrot, but you’re absolutely right. Every day’s a school day!

Dr Interceptor

7,383 posts

186 months

Saturday 25th March
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Ponpiman said:
One for the folk in Alabama

How do you know when your sister is on her period?

When your dad's willy tastes like blood

I'll ban myself getmecoat
yuck

ArmaghMan

2,196 posts

170 months

Saturday 25th March
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Ponpiman said:
One for the folk in Alabama

How do you know when your sister is on her period?

When your dad's willy tastes like blood

I'll ban myself getmecoat
As they say in Alabama

You can divorce me if you want but you'll always be my sister

Voldemort

5,498 posts

268 months

Saturday 25th March
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I first read the 'sister' joke in a rag mag that also contained this jem:


How do you castrate an Italian?

Kick his brother in the back of the head.

Morningside

24,102 posts

219 months

Saturday 25th March
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Pixelpeep Electric said:
went to a very expensive cannibal restaurant last night - it was £50 a head!
Tell me about it, cost an arm and a leg!

lord trumpton

6,744 posts

116 months

Saturday 25th March
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Ponpiman said:
One for the folk in Alabama

How do you know when your sister is on her period?

When your dad's willy tastes like blood

I'll ban myself getmecoat
That's just vulgar mate - not in the slightest bit funny.




john2443

6,147 posts

201 months

Sunday 26th March
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Last year I joined a support group for anti-social people.

We haven't met yet.