A bit council (Vol 6)

[Tickle]

Its Just Adz said:

Spare tyre said:

Bike seized and shredded by the end of the month.

The rider ain't shredded, poor bike.

One of these electric motorbikes was on my local MTB trails last week, rutting the soft ground through the snow melt. Very surprised no clashes with MTB or dog walker's hasn't occurred yet. I don't think the users are the type to stop either!

[mickythefish]

Parking on giveaway in stupid white EV SUV.

[BigMon]

Shooter McGavin said:

808 Estate said:

WarrenB said:

Apologies for the link, I don’t think you can embed an Instagram video.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DD2Ws8IMnAe/?igsh=Z...

Each scene is overflowing with council. I thought it was a piss take at first, but tragically it isn’t!

Just noticed the coffin is supported on a pair of saw horses in the living room.

I'm addicted to watching it!

We might scoff at it (just noticed the lions on the gatepost pillars) but one thing is for sure, the woman was clearly well loved and given an impressive send off, from the perspective of her family.

I'm intrigued as to where one gets at least ten matching white Rolls Royce Phantoms on hire!

I've watched it a few times too!

I think my favourite bit is the sartorially elegant 'wee fella' who is at the back right when carrying the coffin. Baseball cap, suit and takes about four steps when everyone else takes one, which makes it look pleasingly like a Benny Hill sketch.

[Equilibrium25]

Putting your baby down on the pub table leaving both hands free to mix the formula. Have we had that yet?

[LankyFreak]

Equilibrium25 said:

Putting your baby down on the pub table leaving both hands free to mix the formula. Have we had that yet?

just when you thought babies couldn't get any stickier.

[Spare tyre]

Equilibrium25 said:

Putting your baby down on the pub table leaving both hands free to mix the formula. Have we had that yet?

Can one of you councilistas explain mixing the formula

[Spare tyre]

Spare tyre said:

Equilibrium25 said:

Putting your baby down on the pub table leaving both hands free to mix the formula. Have we had that yet?

Can one of you councilistas explain mixing the formula

Sorry, just worked it out, baby formula

Thought it was some street slang

[Triumph Man]

LankyFreak said:

Equilibrium25 said:

Putting your baby down on the pub table leaving both hands free to mix the formula. Have we had that yet?

just when you thought babies couldn't get any stickier.

The stickiness of the table will hold them in place - don't need to worry about little kayden-mackenzie-littleman rolling off and getting brain damage

[Richard-390a0]

Spare tyre said:

Equilibrium25 said:

Putting your baby down on the pub table leaving both hands free to mix the formula. Have we had that yet?

Can one of you councilistas explain mixing the formula

Being council surely the formula would be a mix of Prime & Monster lovingly served in a Stanley Cup with a Swarovski crystal Chanel logo on the side of it, whilst letting little Jade Kayden Okayden have a toke on your candy floss vape?

[Zetec-S]

Its Just Adz said:

Spare tyre said:

Bike seized and shredded by the end of the month.

I can't see the frame lasting that long before it buckles.

[Kowalski655]

Triumph Man said:

The stickiness of the table will hold them in place - don't need to worry about little kayden-mackenzie-littleman rolling off and getting brain damage

That comes from the smoking/drugs done while pregnant. Little kayden-mackenzie-littleman will obviously have ADHD as soon as mum can fill in the benefits form

[Kowalski655]

Its Just Adz said:

Spare tyre said:

Bike seized and shredded by the end of the month.

More likely to buckle under the weight

At least he won't be able to outrun the police

[trails]

ZV7 said:

Yup, been told by the police to call 999 next time we see them on our local MTB trails.

[Red9zero]

mickythefish said:

Parking on giveaway in stupid white EV SUV.

Maybe the space was free.

[WarrenB]

trails said:

Its Just Adz said:

Spare tyre said:

Bike seized and shredded by the end of the month.

Let's hope so...more and more of those types of things appearing in the woods on MTB trails.

"It's an ebike mate, same as yours"

wkers, every last one of them.

A lot of local MTB trails have been ruined by scrotes on these. Now they've started chewing up fields instead. Bad enough when the snow melts and turns fields boggy, but now a lot of them are basically swamps and the footpaths are just as bad.

Phoned 999 a couple of times over the summer as they were tearing around a public park, weaving in between young kids playing. Police weren't interested.

Frustrating as fk!

[Scaleybrat]

Walking in Edinburgh yesterday, suddenly noticed a motorcyclist hurtle down Frederick Street and was momentarily confused to see he wasn’t wearing a helmet. As he swerved right onto Princes Street, passing trams on their inside, I realised it was a Surron and not a motorbike. Just a shame the st wasn’t hit by a tram coming the other way.
Struggling to understand why legislation isn’t brought in to ban these things. I’ve never seen them used in a lawful manner.

[trails]

WarrenB said:

A lot of local MTB trails have been ruined by scrotes on these. Now they've started chewing up fields instead. Bad enough when the snow melts and turns fields boggy, but now a lot of them are basically swamps and the footpaths are just as bad.

Phoned 999 a couple of times over the summer as they were tearing around a public park, weaving in between young kids playing. Police weren't interested.

Frustrating as fk!

It's quite in incredible how much damage they can do in a short period of time isn't it.

I wonder if you noticed one of the surron riders had a knife or similar you may get a more helpful reaction...

[Dr Murdoch]

Talk of e-bikes reminded me of this which occurred on the Isle of Wight earlier this month:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c75w2xqewx5o

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BigMon said:

Shooter McGavin said:

808 Estate said:

WarrenB said:

Apologies for the link, I don’t think you can embed an Instagram video.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DD2Ws8IMnAe/?igsh=Z...

Each scene is overflowing with council. I thought it was a piss take at first, but tragically it isn’t!

Just noticed the coffin is supported on a pair of saw horses in the living room.

I'm addicted to watching it!

We might scoff at it (just noticed the lions on the gatepost pillars) but one thing is for sure, the woman was clearly well loved and given an impressive send off, from the perspective of her family.

I'm intrigued as to where one gets at least ten matching white Rolls Royce Phantoms on hire!

I've watched it a few times too!

I think my favourite bit is the sartorially elegant 'wee fella' who is at the back right when carrying the coffin. Baseball cap, suit and takes about four steps when everyone else takes one, which makes it look pleasingly like a Benny Hill sketch.

Mine is the lad handcuffed to a prison officer. The best bit is as he releases the dove, throwing it into the sky, the prison officers arm has to follow...

[Dog Biscuit]

Tickle said:

Its Just Adz said:

Spare tyre said:

Bike seized and shredded by the end of the month.

The rider ain't shredded, poor bike.

One of these electric motorbikes was on my local MTB trails last week, rutting the soft ground through the snow melt. Very surprised no clashes with MTB or dog walker's hasn't occurred yet. I don't think the users are the type to stop either!

Fat bd