A bit council (Vol 6)

A bit council (Vol 6)

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1,518 posts

164 months

Friday 17th January
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BigMon said:
Shooter McGavin said:
808 Estate said:
WarrenB said:
Apologies for the link, I don’t think you can embed an Instagram video.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DD2Ws8IMnAe/?igsh=Z...

Each scene is overflowing with council. I thought it was a piss take at first, but tragically it isn’t!
Just noticed the coffin is supported on a pair of saw horses in the living room.
I'm addicted to watching it!

We might scoff at it (just noticed the lions on the gatepost pillars) but one thing is for sure, the woman was clearly well loved and given an impressive send off, from the perspective of her family.

I'm intrigued as to where one gets at least ten matching white Rolls Royce Phantoms on hire!
I've watched it a few times too!

I think my favourite bit is the sartorially elegant 'wee fella' who is at the back right when carrying the coffin. Baseball cap, suit and takes about four steps when everyone else takes one, which makes it look pleasingly like a Benny Hill sketch.
Mine is the lad handcuffed to a prison officer. The best bit is as he releases the dove, throwing it into the sky, the prison officers arm has to follow...

Dog Biscuit

564 posts

7 months

Friday 17th January
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Tickle said:
Its Just Adz said:
Spare tyre said:
Bike seized and shredded by the end of the month.
The rider ain't shredded, poor bike.

One of these electric motorbikes was on my local MTB trails last week, rutting the soft ground through the snow melt. Very surprised no clashes with MTB or dog walker's hasn't occurred yet. I don't think the users are the type to stop either!
Fat bd

Ian974

3,040 posts

209 months

Friday 17th January
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Surrons etc are "banned": illegal to ride on the road or pavements in the same way as an unregistered 2 stroke scrambler would be. Lack of action from authorities are a separate issue.
Also, they're electric motorbikes, not e-bikes.

Super Sonic

7,944 posts

64 months

Friday 17th January
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eldar said:
Only if drinking water is your only source of hydration. The third world miraculously survive without Stanley Cups, the weirdos.
Because they have... No choice.

Super Sonic

7,944 posts

64 months

Friday 17th January
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Sheets Tabuer said:
Alorotom said:
My daughter has a couple of them and uses them for school where all the kids have to a water recepticle with them at all times
Same at my kids school, then won't let them go for a pee, genius.
That's what the 'recepticle' is for!

mickythefish

1,573 posts

16 months

Saturday 18th January
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Ian974 said:
Surrons etc are "banned": illegal to ride on the road or pavements in the same way as an unregistered 2 stroke scrambler would be. Lack of action from authorities are a separate issue.
Also, they're electric motorbikes, not e-bikes.
think it is pointless they are fast as hell.

Baroque attacks

5,387 posts

196 months

Saturday 18th January
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trails said:
WarrenB said:
A lot of local MTB trails have been ruined by scrotes on these. Now they've started chewing up fields instead. Bad enough when the snow melts and turns fields boggy, but now a lot of them are basically swamps and the footpaths are just as bad.

Phoned 999 a couple of times over the summer as they were tearing around a public park, weaving in between young kids playing. Police weren't interested.

Frustrating as fk!
It's quite in incredible how much damage they can do in a short period of time isn't it.

I wonder if you noticed one of the surron riders had a knife or similar you may get a more helpful reaction...
Particularly if that lad in the image fell off, would be like Indiana Jones!

Tickle

5,361 posts

214 months

Saturday 18th January
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Spare tyre said:

Tony Starks

2,243 posts

222 months

Saturday 18th January
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Zetec-S said:
Its Just Adz said:
Spare tyre said:
Bike seized and shredded by the end of the month.
I can't see the frame lasting that long before it buckles.
Looks like Craig, from People just do nothing

5s Alive

2,324 posts

44 months

Saturday 18th January
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Dog Biscuit said:
Tickle said:
Its Just Adz said:
Spare tyre said:
Bike seized and shredded by the end of the month.
The rider ain't shredded, poor bike.

One of these electric motorbikes was on my local MTB trails last week, rutting the soft ground through the snow melt. Very surprised no clashes with MTB or dog walker's hasn't occurred yet. I don't think the users are the type to stop either!
Fat bd
Disappointed to see that my preferred solution to these electric motorbike scrotes (bean bag shotgun rounds) would prove totally ineffective.

johnpsanderson

587 posts

210 months

Saturday 18th January
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5s Alive said:
Dog Biscuit said:
Tickle said:
Its Just Adz said:
Spare tyre said:
Bike seized and shredded by the end of the month.
The rider ain't shredded, poor bike.

One of these electric motorbikes was on my local MTB trails last week, rutting the soft ground through the snow melt. Very surprised no clashes with MTB or dog walker's hasn't occurred yet. I don't think the users are the type to stop either!
Fat bd
Disappointed to see that my preferred solution to these electric motorbike scrotes (bean bag shotgun rounds) would prove totally ineffective.
You’d need a bean bag for sitting on to get him off that!

Pit Pony

9,441 posts

131 months

Saturday 18th January
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trails said:
ZV7 said:
Yup, been told by the police to call 999 next time we see them on our local MTB trails.
beer
Merseyside police 25 years ago told me it wasn't appropriate to phone 999 after I'd seen kids racing a petrol driven bike around our estate. I told them, I'd do it again and again until the problem was solved.
No insurance, stolen bike, no licence, no helmet, and dangerous driving is not the same "Antisocial" behaviour as 2 lads smoking dope on a park bench.

Derby Police 6 years ago phoned me back to thank me and tell me they'd captured 3 lads on a quad bike in a city park and one had gone straight back to prison as he was on parole.

I guess the police have realised that it's worth responding.

MDMA .

9,386 posts

111 months

Saturday 18th January
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nuyorican said:
Pit Pony said:
Merseyside police 25 years ago told me it wasn't appropriate to phone 999 after I'd seen kids racing a petrol driven bike around our estate. I told them, I'd do it again and again until the problem was solved.
No insurance, stolen bike, no licence, no helmet, and dangerous driving is not the same "Antisocial" behaviour as 2 lads smoking dope on a park bench.

Derby Police 6 years ago phoned me back to thank me and tell me they'd captured 3 lads on a quad bike in a city park and one had gone straight back to prison as he was on parole.

I guess the police have realised that it's worth responding.
Bravo,

Next, could they deal with the Deliveroo/Just Eat/Uber Eats riders whizzing around on electric motorbikes. They seem to have carte blanch to do whatever they like.
All immigrants though, so it’ll be racist. Same goes for every single private hire Prius on the road. None of them can drive. I doubt any would pass a UK driving test.

Exasperated

676 posts

21 months

Saturday 18th January
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MDMA . said:
All immigrants though, so it’ll be racist. Same goes for every single private hire Prius on the road. None of them can drive. I doubt any would pass a UK driving test.
Come on, man, it's too early into the weekend to sound like this much of an ahole.

ChevronB19

6,785 posts

173 months

Saturday 18th January
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MDMA . said:
All immigrants though, so it’ll be racist. Same goes for every single private hire Prius on the road. None of them can drive. I doubt any would pass a UK driving test.
Oh for gods sake.

Pit Pony

9,441 posts

131 months

Saturday 18th January
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MDMA . said:
nuyorican said:
Pit Pony said:
Merseyside police 25 years ago told me it wasn't appropriate to phone 999 after I'd seen kids racing a petrol driven bike around our estate. I told them, I'd do it again and again until the problem was solved.
No insurance, stolen bike, no licence, no helmet, and dangerous driving is not the same "Antisocial" behaviour as 2 lads smoking dope on a park bench.

Derby Police 6 years ago phoned me back to thank me and tell me they'd captured 3 lads on a quad bike in a city park and one had gone straight back to prison as he was on parole.

I guess the police have realised that it's worth responding.
Bravo,

Next, could they deal with the Deliveroo/Just Eat/Uber Eats riders whizzing around on electric motorbikes. They seem to have carte blanch to do whatever they like.
All immigrants though, so it’ll be racist. Same goes for every single private hire Prius on the road. None of them can drive. I doubt any would pass a UK driving test.
My examples were white. But hey.

richhead

1,887 posts

21 months

Saturday 18th January
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Pit Pony said:
My examples were white. But hey.
Immigrants can be white you know

Geekman

2,892 posts

156 months

Saturday 18th January
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Pit Pony said:
MDMA . said:
nuyorican said:
Pit Pony said:
Merseyside police 25 years ago told me it wasn't appropriate to phone 999 after I'd seen kids racing a petrol driven bike around our estate. I told them, I'd do it again and again until the problem was solved.
No insurance, stolen bike, no licence, no helmet, and dangerous driving is not the same "Antisocial" behaviour as 2 lads smoking dope on a park bench.

Derby Police 6 years ago phoned me back to thank me and tell me they'd captured 3 lads on a quad bike in a city park and one had gone straight back to prison as he was on parole.

I guess the police have realised that it's worth responding.
Bravo,

Next, could they deal with the Deliveroo/Just Eat/Uber Eats riders whizzing around on electric motorbikes. They seem to have carte blanch to do whatever they like.
All immigrants though, so it’ll be racist. Same goes for every single private hire Prius on the road. None of them can drive. I doubt any would pass a UK driving test.
My examples were white. But hey.
Kids racing around on unregistered petrol bikes is predominantly a white British council thing, while terrible taxi driving and ebike riding is predominantly an immigrant thing. Both annoying, just in different ways.

Spare tyre

10,696 posts

140 months

Saturday 18th January
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MDMA . said:
nuyorican said:
Pit Pony said:
Merseyside police 25 years ago told me it wasn't appropriate to phone 999 after I'd seen kids racing a petrol driven bike around our estate. I told them, I'd do it again and again until the problem was solved.
No insurance, stolen bike, no licence, no helmet, and dangerous driving is not the same "Antisocial" behaviour as 2 lads smoking dope on a park bench.

Derby Police 6 years ago phoned me back to thank me and tell me they'd captured 3 lads on a quad bike in a city park and one had gone straight back to prison as he was on parole.

I guess the police have realised that it's worth responding.
Bravo,

Next, could they deal with the Deliveroo/Just Eat/Uber Eats riders whizzing around on electric motorbikes. They seem to have carte blanch to do whatever they like.
All immigrants though, so it’ll be racist. Same goes for every single private hire Prius on the road. None of them can drive. I doubt any would pass a UK driving test.
Was a clampdown on local highsteet here this week or last

6 iffy e-bikes confiscated, 6 people handed to the immigration people

In my town, round the back of the “immy” hotel, there’s an odd amount of deliveroo push bikes

Kez from this thread, https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&... was subletting a Uber eats or similar login, I’m guessing vulnerable folk are exploited by this


Spare tyre

10,696 posts

140 months

Sunday 19th January
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Been over “the other side” of my hometown today to visit people.

Sizzlers really is the perfect amount of council, burger van in a supermarket car park on a big council estate. Betting shop just out of shot along with the massive bingo hall

Despite the size of the massive free car park, when the burger van is open customers have to park their “motors” or “trucks” on the grass, on the mini roundabout - basically anywhere that doesn’t involve walking or courtesy to others

I’ve been in that pub when I was 16 or so and that was enough, it’s dole pole / vape heaven




Bonus points to anyone who can remember when the bingo hall just behind was a Homebase, probably at least 25 years ago

Edited by Spare tyre on Sunday 19th January 09:57