A bit council (Vol 6)

A bit council (Vol 6)

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TGCOTF-dewey

6,493 posts

70 months

Monday 20th January
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  1. 52 in the UK for male baby names. Jaxon <sigh>

Richard-390a0

2,865 posts

106 months

Monday 20th January
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Tickle said:
Richard-390a0 said:
This fine example of that amused me at the weekend. Mum with double barrelled first name fumin' that little Jayden Kayden Okayden's bike has been nicked... First photo is him riding it on road, probably best ask which one of your disgruntled neighbours dealt with it!!...


Edited by Richard-390a0 on Monday 20th January 12:21
Is that young JK Okayden riding, he looks about 6' 2"!
There was a second photo of the little lad on it which I couldn't be bothered posting as it clearly showed the little cherubs face. It's some sort of mini bike or whatever they're referred to as these days.

Truckosaurus

12,630 posts

299 months

Monday 20th January
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shed driver said:
Content creator gets massive tattoo of "Wetherspoons" inked across her belly. Extra points for the stretch marks.

My fear is that it says "Yates' Wine Lodge" round the back.

MattsCar

1,740 posts

120 months

Monday 20th January
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"Content Creator".

I have a couple of people on my Facebook, who I know for a fact have a normal everyday job and still do, who have decided to rebrand themselves as content creators.

Almost annoys me as much as people who have multiple "owner of..." job titles changes, on a yearly basis. Usually involving recruitment, cake baking, nail care, dog walking etc and whose only clients appear to be friends and family.




mickythefish

1,700 posts

21 months

Monday 20th January
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MattsCar said:
"Content Creator".

I have a couple of people on my Facebook, who I know for a fact have a normal everyday job and still do, who have decided to rebrand themselves as content creators.

Almost annoys me as much as people who have multiple "owner of..." job titles changes, on a yearly basis. Usually involving recruitment, cake baking, nail care, dog walking etc and whose only clients appear to be friends and family.
CEO is another one.

Self employed car washer.

Hol

9,043 posts

215 months

Monday 20th January
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That reminds me. I haven’t seen one of the Alien films in a while.


MattsCar

1,740 posts

120 months

Monday 20th January
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mickythefish said:
CEO is another one.

Self employed car washer.
Yep.

Over egged job descriptions are definitely council.

mac96

5,084 posts

158 months

Monday 20th January
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Mammasaid said:
shed driver said:
One for DogStar, although I do think his tastes may be a little more "mainstream"

Content creator gets massive tattoo of "Wetherspoons" inked across her belly. Extra points for the stretch marks.

Full story
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/whats-on/w...

SD.
Wetherspoon declined to comment. biggrin
Thank you for removing the photo from the quoted text. Once was too often.

Edited by mac96 on Monday 20th January 16:23

Dog Star

16,967 posts

183 months

Monday 20th January
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Megaflow said:
I feel ill looking at that.

yuck
Not even me!

Electronicpants

2,899 posts

203 months

Monday 20th January
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Hol said:
That reminds me. I haven’t seen one of the Alien films in a while.
That reminds me, I need to pump up my Space Hopper.

Deranged Rover

4,052 posts

89 months

Monday 20th January
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LankyFreak said:
I think it's a bit of a thing now, 'ignorant style' tattoos.

is it more or less council than a Clock-Lion-Fire-Chain-Woman-Rose-RomanNumeral-MumsName tattoo?
All tattoos are council, full stop.

Therefore, trying to ascertain whether one is more council than the other is like discussing whether being fatally shot will make you "more dead" than being fatally stabbed.

singlecoil

34,586 posts

261 months

Monday 20th January
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Deranged Rover said:
LankyFreak said:
I think it's a bit of a thing now, 'ignorant style' tattoos.

is it more or less council than a Clock-Lion-Fire-Chain-Woman-Rose-RomanNumeral-MumsName tattoo?
All tattoos are council, full stop.

Therefore, trying to ascertain whether one is more council than the other is like discussing whether being fatally shot will make you "more dead" than being fatally stabbed.
Can't argue with that.

eldar

23,796 posts

211 months

Monday 20th January
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mickythefish said:
CEO is another one.

Self employed car washer.
Powerfully built begoateed MD used to be the PH standardsmile

eldar

23,796 posts

211 months

Monday 20th January
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Dog Star said:
Megaflow said:
I feel ill looking at that.

yuck
Not even me!
That, sir, is a rare and exceptional event.thumbup

shed driver

2,600 posts

175 months

Monday 20th January
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eldar said:
Dog Star said:
Megaflow said:
I feel ill looking at that.

yuck
Not even me!
That, sir, is a rare and exceptional event.thumbup
I'd like to apologise for linking this vision of pulchritude with the notoriously picky Mr. Dog Star.

SD.

Tim Cognito

732 posts

22 months

Monday 20th January
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MattsCar said:
"Content Creator".

I have a couple of people on my Facebook, who I know for a fact have a normal everyday job and still do, who have decided to rebrand themselves as content creators.

Almost annoys me as much as people who have multiple "owner of..." job titles changes, on a yearly basis. Usually involving recruitment, cake baking, nail care, dog walking etc and whose only clients appear to be friends and family.
"Founder" isn't it?

CoolHands

20,711 posts

210 months

Monday 20th January
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Spare tyre said:
Our local groups are often over run by a certain loud mouth who knows everything about nothing, all the kids, dags, chameleon hair etc

Out of curiosity I clicked the profile

Her job (facebook):


Admin Fibromyalgia ME/CFS & MENTLE HEALTH SUPPORT GROUP

That’s a whole rabbit hole I can’t venture into
Another fantasist. Imagine how many resources her and her family absorb

Dog Biscuit

807 posts

12 months

Monday 20th January
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Spare tyre said:
shed driver said:
One for DogStar, although I do think his tastes may be a little more "mainstream"

Content creator gets massive tattoo of "Wetherspoons" inked across her belly. Extra points for the stretch marks.



Full story
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/whats-on/w...

SD.
Jesus wept, mental health crisis coming soon!

What one earth is the thought process, where are friends and family to guide her
Good lord above what a blob.

How can people get themselves so fat? That takes commitment!


808 Estate

2,391 posts

106 months

Monday 20th January
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MattsCar said:
"Content Creator".
= OnlyFans

Jules Sunley

4,431 posts

108 months

Tuesday 21st January
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808 Estate said:
MattsCar said:
"Content Creator".
= OnlyFans
Surely it's OnlyCans being Wetherspoons.