A bit council (Vol 6)

[zalrak]

Rusty Old-Banger said:

£13?! Fook a dook. I thought stuff up there was cheap and they were a fiver.

Expecting to get a meal for a "fiver" = council

Using the word "fiver" instead of "£5" = council as can be

This is the menu from the pub I linked earlier- £13 is cheap:

[nigelpugh7]

A £19 bag of Cadbury Mini Eggs - council.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14383767/...

Sorry for the fail link!

[skyebear]

Exasperated said:

The last three photos really sell it: https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/158049449#/...

The living room death-stairs...!

Edited by skyebear on Tuesday 11th February 09:32

[StoutBench]

nigelpugh7 said:

A £19 bag of Cadbury Mini Eggs - council.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14383767/...

Sorry for the fail link!

Daily Mail link = Council

Pet name for the Daily Mail = Council

[eldar]

zalrak said:

Expecting to get a meal for a "fiver" = council

Using the word "fiver" instead of "£5" = council as can be

This is the menu from the pub I linked earlier- £13 is cheap:

Pretentious wk, from a flat roofed pub, as fake as a Gucci logo in glitter on a dustbin. Ludicrously council.

[RedWhiteMonkey]

eldar said:

zalrak said:

Expecting to get a meal for a "fiver" = council

Using the word "fiver" instead of "£5" = council as can be

This is the menu from the pub I linked earlier- £13 is cheap:

Pretentious wk, from a flat roofed pub, as fake as a Gucci logo in glitter on a dustbin. Ludicrously council.

Do you not want to try Aaron's hot sauce?

[Rusty Old-Banger]

StoutBench said:

Rusty Old-Banger said:

zalrak said:

Now available in London too:
https://www.parmohub.co.uk/

£13?! Fook a dook. I thought stuff up there was cheap and they were a fiver.

Not knowing London is expensive= Council

Totes babez.

Also WTF is a "Tomahawk Kitchen"?

[zalrak]

eldar said:

Pretentious wk, from a flat roofed pub, as fake as a Gucci logo in glitter on a dustbin. Ludicrously council.

Hmmm, flat roofed pub?


https://www.google.com/maps/@54.4887699,-1.1428289...

They probably do a good bitter in there that I am sure would suit you nicely, however I prefer the Theakstons "Old Peculier".

[eldar]

RedWhiteMonkey said:

Do you not want to try Aaron's hot sauce?

Not after last time.......

[zalrak]

Rusty Old-Banger said:

Totes babez.

Also WTF is a "Tomahawk Kitchen"?

It is a spin off company of Tomahawk restaurants: https://tomahawk-steakhouse.co.uk/

[motco]

Nick Forest said:

Exasperated said:

The last three photos really sell it: https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/158049449#/...

That “up and over” garage door designed to bark your shins and remove a finger!

That one looks as if it's gone of the rails, appropriately!

[motco]

skyebear said:

Exasperated said:

The last three photos really sell it: https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/158049449#/...

The living room death-stairs...!

Edited by skyebear on Tuesday 11th February 09:32

Coming to a living room near you!

[Shooter McGavin]

Chauffard said:

Has large, unfeasibly long puffer [ puffa ?, poufe ? ] coats been mentioned ?

See them all the time.

Loads of mums wear these on the school run at this time of year, very sensible to keep warm.

Only council if teamed with a pair of skanky pyjamas underneath and/or a pair of (probably fake) Ugg boots, aka 'Slag Wellies'

[Pit Pony]

Strangely Brown said:

Grande Pedro said:

Trash_panda said:

Sydney Aqueduct said:

Trash_panda said:

Via salary sacrifice or given to you?

Comes with the job so BiK and topped up via SS

Being given a car to go to work = council

Having to go to work. Council.

I would have thought the opposite. Not having a job and living off everyone else is council.

People seem to lose the concept of council in the context of this thread. It's a mindset, not a status.

Living off "A private income" ie investments made by your Grandfather years ago.... kind of like Sherlock Holmes.
Not council.
Living off money from over charging pensioners and underpaying employees...Council.

[eldar]

Pit Pony said:

Living off "A private income" ie investments made by your Grandfather years ago.... kind of like Sherlock Holmes.
Not council.
Living off money from over charging pensioners and underpaying employees...Council.

The two are often linked.

[Jules Sunley]

Shooter McGavin said:

Chauffard said:

Has large, unfeasibly long puffer [ puffa ?, poufe ? ] coats been mentioned ?

See them all the time.

Loads of mums wear these on the school run at this time of year, very sensible to keep warm.

Only council if teamed with a pair of skanky pyjamas underneath and/or a pair of (probably fake) Ugg boots, aka 'Slag Wellies'

Every time I hear the phrase 'slag wellies' used for Uggs I can't stop myself from laughing out loud. Whoever came up with that phrase is a genius

[Dave _]

skyebear said:

The living room death-stairs...!

Edited by skyebear on Tuesday 11th February 09:32

And the carpet from a brothel?

[Jules Sunley]

Dave _ said:

skyebear said:

The living room death-stairs...!

Edited by skyebear on Tuesday 11th February 09:32

And the carpet from a brothel?

I had that colour carpet in the movie room in my previous home, in an homage to the 'red carpet' Oscars phrase. Just the 8 speakers in there.....

I know, movie room, lots of speakers, and using the word 'homage', council!


Edit - no death stairs though

[eldar]

Jules Sunley said:

I had that colour carpet in the movie room in my previous home, in an homage to the 'red carpet' Oscars phrase. Just the 8 speakers in there.....

I know, movie room, lots of speakers, and using the word 'homage', council!


Edit - no death stairs though

Shag pile?

[ApOrbital]

I don't think i would last a few days on them death stairs.Broken arm neck snapped ankle face full off st and piss and parmo.