A bit council (Vol 6)

A bit council (Vol 6)

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Spare tyre

11,266 posts

145 months

Thursday 13th March
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Atherstone ball game

Kowalski655

15,126 posts

158 months

Thursday 13th March
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CanAm said:
The Don of Croy said:
CanAm said:
williamp said:
ctually half the population have both. Women dont have the y chromosome

Misunderstanding human genetics: council
But one man had two! (For our older members)
Was that Inspector Bulman? Vague recollection of a 1970's series on t'telly.
It was The XYY Man starring Stephen Yardley. It was on Granada TV so may not have made it down south.
Don Henderson then played George Bulman in the spin off series "Strangers", & "Bulman "

jonysan

159 posts

43 months

Friday 14th March
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If those elaborate Dogfish with their shadows, were drawn on paper rather than skin, no one would comment. Next time you are shown a tattoo that you aren't 'stunned' by. tell the 'tattee' you don't find it at all interesting. They will think you are a right nasty bd , he he he .

spookly

4,282 posts

110 months

Saturday 15th March
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jonysan said:
If those elaborate Dogfish with their shadows, were drawn on paper rather than skin, no one would comment. Next time you are shown a tattoo that you aren't 'stunned' by. tell the 'tattee' you don't find it at all interesting. They will think you are a right nasty bd , he he he .
I very rarely see a tattoo I think is imaginative, well inked and looks good.
Friend of mine got a big red fox tattooed around her side, over the edge of her breast and onto her shoulder. Why? No idea. Did it look st? Absolutely. Did I tell her? No.

CoolHands

20,707 posts

210 months

Saturday 15th March
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CoolC said:
Blimey, to be fair that would be quite gruelling. Are they, erm, ‘performing’ on stage? ears

WarrenB

2,783 posts

133 months

Saturday 15th March
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CoolHands said:
CoolC said:
Blimey, to be fair that would be quite gruelling. Are they, erm, ‘performing’ on stage? ears
Turns out they are in my town on the 14th October... I'm not going to be able to resist going into town to satisfy my curiosity that the audience will be exactly as I imagine them to be.

HTP99

23,991 posts

155 months

Saturday 15th March
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WarrenB said:
CoolHands said:
CoolC said:
Blimey, to be fair that would be quite gruelling. Are they, erm, ‘performing’ on stage? ears
Turns out they are in my town on the 14th October... I'm not going to be able to resist going into town to satisfy my curiosity that the audience will be exactly as I imagine them to be.
Innuendo etc aside, what does "an audience with Katie and Kerry" actually entail?

Just imagine the "women" going to see that.....


Super Sonic

9,516 posts

69 months

Saturday 15th March
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HTP99 said:
WarrenB said:
CoolHands said:
CoolC said:
Blimey, to be fair that would be quite gruelling. Are they, erm, ‘performing’ on stage? ears
Turns out they are in my town on the 14th October... I'm not going to be able to resist going into town to satisfy my curiosity that the audience will be exactly as I imagine them to be.
Innuendo etc aside, what does "an audience with Katie and Kerry" actually entail?

Just imagine the "women" going to see that.....
Which one will be "presenting"?

classicaholic

2,012 posts

85 months

Saturday 15th March
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HTP99 said:
WarrenB said:
CoolHands said:
CoolC said:
Blimey, to be fair that would be quite gruelling. Are they, erm, ‘performing’ on stage? ears
Turns out they are in my town on the 14th October... I'm not going to be able to resist going into town to satisfy my curiosity that the audience will be exactly as I imagine them to be.
Innuendo etc aside, what does "an audience with Katie and Kerry" actually entail?

Just imagine the "women" going to see that.....
Chance for them to experience a Bene Bomb!

thetapeworm

12,600 posts

254 months

Saturday 15th March
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I was verbally abused by a pack of feral gypsy children in B&M Bargains today.

Have i completed "council" or just unlocked a new level?

vaud

54,978 posts

170 months

Saturday 15th March
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thetapeworm said:
I was verbally abused by a pack of feral gypsy children in B&M Bargains today.

Have i completed "council" or just unlocked a new level?
By being in B&M, yes.

CoolHands

20,707 posts

210 months

Saturday 15th March
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HTP99 said:
Innuendo etc aside, what does "an audience with Katie and Kerry" actually entail?

Just imagine the "women" going to see that.....
I imagine it’s like an even worse version of Loose Women. Lots of gossipy rubbish about z-list celebs noone cares about. They probably plug the plastic surgery clinics they have deals with too.

Spare tyre

11,266 posts

145 months

Saturday 15th March
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CoolHands said:
HTP99 said:
Innuendo etc aside, what does "an audience with Katie and Kerry" actually entail?

Just imagine the "women" going to see that.....
I imagine it’s like an even worse version of Loose Women. Lots of gossipy rubbish about z-list celebs noone cares about. They probably plug the plastic surgery clinics they have deals with too.
Disappearing bar stools

Sheets Tabuer

20,280 posts

230 months

Saturday 15th March
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Many years ago she came up on my tinder and for sts and giggles i swiped right, we matched but I thought better of messaging her.

DodgyGeezer

43,947 posts

205 months

Sunday 16th March
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Been for a mid-week break in Istanbul this week. The amount of hair-transplant and nose-job patients is staggering.

There's no let-up at the airport either...





Istanbul, council?

Trash_panda

7,709 posts

219 months

Sunday 16th March
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Mid week break to save money = council

Not flying via private plane = council

Michael_B

1,027 posts

115 months

Sunday 16th March
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All flying with Turkish Hairlines?


skyebear

895 posts

21 months

Sunday 16th March
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Michael_B said:
All flying with Turkish Hairlines?

It's like those little cress plants a primary school teacher sends the kids home with.

williamp

19,810 posts

288 months

Sunday 16th March
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Michael_B said:
All flying with Turkish Hairlines?

Wow. That looks busy. Is that what Businss class looks like??

Error_404_Username_not_found

3,559 posts

66 months

Sunday 16th March
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Sheets Tabuer said:
Many years ago she came up on my tinder and for sts and giggles i swiped right, we matched but I thought better of messaging her.


Could'a taken one for the team.