Tell us something really trivial about your life Volume 41
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To the Regiment! 
Mr Magooagain said:
Passport control was a nightmare! Thankfully I had my Eire passport* also, so switched queues and BAM! Here I am!
Thanks muchly Mr Scrump!
I may cut the lawns this afternoon. Suns up and the mushrooms are popping out!
I think it's called "coupe de grass" over there in Station F, Magoo...Thanks muchly Mr Scrump!
I may cut the lawns this afternoon. Suns up and the mushrooms are popping out!
The final cut of the season.
* See? In some rare instances, it does pay to go green!
Most just chuck any ID into the sea before landing on the shore of the Promised Land.
Veteran63 said:
As I'm a newbie and it's volume 41, is there a brief resume of the rules available?
Rules?Edited by Veteran63 on Saturday 14th September 11:10
We don't need no stinking rules!
IOTN - apparently, the drunk who kicked off at SD#2's wedding Thursday is in a bit of a pickle, her fella hasn't spoken one word to her since then and he got my SD and her husband together ten years ago. Because of her, he had to miss out on the fun at his mates wedding and is absolutely mortified that she created such a scene, the groomsmen had to help escort her out.
It didn't end there either apparently, she was weaving up and down the car park offering anyone and everyone a fight.
Weddings eh?
Oh and my BIL, we think, pulled a fast one and didn't attend. He says they broke down and as they only have recovery, they had to head home and it was some fantastical story that doesn't ring true with the pictures he posted online to substantiate his story.
SD#2 has started posting her pictures online of their big day so now BIL, has started re posting his wedding pictures in an effort to upstage them. The issue there is, his wedding cost about £9k and was at some pokey hole in Essexland whereas theirs cost £30k and was at a fancy country house hotel in the countryside near Preston.
I know which one was better but you can't tell him and it's going to cause family ructions because if he pisses SD#2 off, then his sister - my wife - will be pissed off and then i cop it in the neck which means he will get a flea in his ear.
Edited by slopes on Saturday 14th September 13:49
Well, well, well. I could feel it coming so I got the old hang glider out, dusted it down, removed the Virgin Media goat stickers and launched off the ravine to find myself here in the new Volume. At last one that goes up to 11.
Good to see General Banter hanging proudly in the large dining hall.
Well what we waiting for let’s get stuck in.
Good to see General Banter hanging proudly in the large dining hall.
Well what we waiting for let’s get stuck in.
Well, well, well. I could feel it coming so I got the old hang glider out, dusted it down, removed the Virgin Media goat stickers and launched off the ravine to find myself here in the new Volume. At last one that goes up to 11.
Good to see General Banter hanging proudly in the large dining hall.
Well what we waiting for let’s get stuck in.
Good to see General Banter hanging proudly in the large dining hall.
Well what we waiting for let’s get stuck in.
Well helloooo there!!! 
One minute we were pootling along the A9 and the next we're in Volume 41!!!?
I say, it's quite posh in here isn't it?!? Just watch out for the door frames, the paint's still wet, or so I just found out!!!!
Currently sat in the worlds narrowest hotel, The Star in Moffat, we've been here before and think it's a great little place, plus you get a good sandwich with tortilla chips and salad for £8.95!!!
One minute we were pootling along the A9 and the next we're in Volume 41!!!?
I say, it's quite posh in here isn't it?!? Just watch out for the door frames, the paint's still wet, or so I just found out!!!!
Currently sat in the worlds narrowest hotel, The Star in Moffat, we've been here before and think it's a great little place, plus you get a good sandwich with tortilla chips and salad for £8.95!!!
IOTN:
For clarification and just by way of informing any newbies to this thread, IOTN is a acronym that stands forTruth & Justice "In Other Trivial News".
It certainly does NOT mean, despite what Our Lord and Master Scrump may or may not proclaim, "I only torture newbies". No Siree.
Ignore any shrieks, screams or anguished cries that you may hear emanating from the Scrungeon.
When he returns from Sconnie Botland, Bobbers will no doubt be reinstating the Initiation Courses for those that have recently joined us.
He may even run a Special Introductory Discount Offer promotion, which I can assure you will be great value at half the price.
Have no fear, the process is almost entirely pain-free.
Unless you struggle.
Remember to bring your towel.
Now then, whose round is it? I'll have a large one please, and a small Absinthe chaser, no milk and just one sugar.
For clarification and just by way of informing any newbies to this thread, IOTN is a acronym that stands for
It certainly does NOT mean, despite what Our Lord and Master Scrump may or may not proclaim, "I only torture newbies". No Siree.
Ignore any shrieks, screams or anguished cries that you may hear emanating from the Scrungeon.
When he returns from Sconnie Botland, Bobbers will no doubt be reinstating the Initiation Courses for those that have recently joined us.
He may even run a Special Introductory Discount Offer promotion, which I can assure you will be great value at half the price.
Have no fear, the process is almost entirely pain-free.
Unless you struggle.
Remember to bring your towel.
Now then, whose round is it? I'll have a large one please, and a small Absinthe chaser, no milk and just one sugar.
hammo19 said:
Well, well, well. I could feel it coming so I got the old hang glider out, dusted it down, removed the Virgin Media goat stickers and launched off the ravine to find myself here in the new Volume. At last one that goes up to 11.
Good to see General Banter hanging proudly in the large dining hall.
Well what we waiting for let’s get stuck in.
Well done, Hammo. That was a really good landing considering the crosswind. Good to see General Banter hanging proudly in the large dining hall.
Well what we waiting for let’s get stuck in.
Great to see that you haven't lost the knack.
Sorry to disappoint, but that's not General Banter hanging there, it's just his portrait.
Somebody complained.
slopes said:
glenrobbo said:
Now then, whose round is it? I'll have a large one please, and a small Absinthe chaser, no milk and just one sugar.
Seeing as you said it , it's your round and i'll have a ver ver vodka and throw in a Doom Bar for afterwards fanksLook, it's still there on my tab. --->
glenrobbo said:
hammo19 said:
Is this a good time to issue a new version of the code book?
I'm still waiting for the old one.The squirrel is on the Caramac.
I repeat,
My loofah is disintegrating.
Send red sauces.
Over
You say that every time.
I'm old. I'm allowed.
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