Jordan has moved in next door, what to do?

Jordan has moved in next door, what to do?

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M-J-B

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14,850 posts

223 months

Wednesday 11th August 2010
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I'm told via a reliable source that Jordan (Katie Price for those who need to have her real name after her 'stage name' ) has moved in next door.

Well, not exactly next door, but I live in a rural area and her land is one field or so away from my land.

Do I make the paps aware and charge for access to her garden via mine (and the neighbours, but let's not tell him wink ) or do I go around and either pretend I've lost the cat, or ask for a bowl of sugar to introduce myself to her and her wonderful family?

carter711

1,848 posts

171 months

Wednesday 11th August 2010
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Worst 'I live next to a famous slag person' thread ever.

Edited by carter711 on Wednesday 11th August 22:15

bonsai

2,015 posts

153 months

Wednesday 11th August 2010
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You'll be able to smell her fanny from your back lawn. The filthy bh.

Mr Trophy

6,795 posts

176 months

Wednesday 11th August 2010
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Or maybe you could actually just leave her alone and let her enjoy her life?

Cas_P

1,497 posts

156 months

Wednesday 11th August 2010
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Why do you care? She's just a silly little sket.

mat13

1,977 posts

154 months

Wednesday 11th August 2010
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Have you ever considered using one of your fields as a dirt bike track?

snowy slopes

33,985 posts

160 months

Wednesday 11th August 2010
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smash her back doors in

Mazda Baiter

37,068 posts

161 months

Wednesday 11th August 2010
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hehe wasn't it you waxing lyrical about where you live recently? I hate to break it to you, but your life has just been ruined. The Paps will be around soon. Her TV crew will constantly be in the corner of your eye as you admire the view.

Oh, and she is rude to boot.

Have fun. wink

f1dget

359 posts

148 months

Wednesday 11th August 2010
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bonsai said:
You'll be able to smell her fanny from your back lawn. The filthy bh.
At least he can look forward to Fly free BBQ's from now on.

Mazda Baiter

37,068 posts

161 months

Wednesday 11th August 2010
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mat13 said:
Have you ever considered using one of your fields as a dirt bike track?
This.

Turn into Micheal Carroll until it ends.

A field racing championship you say? scratchchin

stainless_steve

6,009 posts

231 months

Wednesday 11th August 2010
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Build a wall

M-J-B

Original Poster:

14,850 posts

223 months

Wednesday 11th August 2010
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carter711 said:
Worst 'I live next to a famous slag person' thread ever.

Edited by carter711 on Wednesday 11th August 22:15
I wish!

Photographers have taken their position locally and we've gone from a quiet hamlet (well, small village/town) to a mobile Hello Magazine.

Now if you want to talk about living next to a famous person.......I used to live next door to Dave Gilmour. Now he is famous wink

norby1

472 posts

146 months

Wednesday 11th August 2010
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I was going to say "nuke the site from orbit, it is the only way to be sure", but I thought better of it...

smile

M-J-B

Original Poster:

14,850 posts

223 months

Wednesday 11th August 2010
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Mazda Baiter said:
hehe wasn't it you waxing lyrical about where you live recently? I hate to break it to you, but your life has just been ruined. The Paps will be around soon. Her TV crew will constantly be in the corner of your eye as you admire the view.

Oh, and she is rude to boot.

Have fun. wink
Thanks wink

Probably won't see much as there are too many trees in the way, but I'd rather she picked somewhere else.

To be fair, this is only 'gossip' as I haven't seen her or her mob myself. I'm also aware of the property and if it is true, I'm surprised. It's nice, but not that nice.

Pesty

42,655 posts

229 months

Wednesday 11th August 2010
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M-J-B said:
I'm her land is one field or so away from my land.
Distance saves lives



Edited by Pesty on Wednesday 11th August 22:28

carter711

1,848 posts

171 months

Wednesday 11th August 2010
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M-J-B said:
carter711 said:
Worst 'I live next to a famous slag person' thread ever.

Edited by carter711 on Wednesday 11th August 22:15
I wish!

Photographers have taken their position locally and we've gone from a quiet hamlet (well, small village/town) to a mobile Hello Magazine.

Now if you want to talk about living next to a famous person.......I used to live next door to Dave Gilmour. Now he is famous wink
rolleyes

working class

8,532 posts

160 months

Wednesday 11th August 2010
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I'm actually green with envy, you have the chance to kick her in the lady cake until her tits explode! Vile woman.

Flintstone

8,644 posts

220 months

Wednesday 11th August 2010
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Move.

iAlex

16,226 posts

168 months

Wednesday 11th August 2010
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Shag her.

Andy M

3,753 posts

232 months

Wednesday 11th August 2010
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bonsai said:
You'll be able to smell her fanny from your back lawn. The filthy bh.
hurl