The Official Newcastle United Thread

[im]

I like you...

Your deluded but consistent...

...consistently deluded

[mgp1969]

central said:

After the "Gascoigne dead" thread got removed, this seems a sort of relevant place to post this -

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CPdRCouu49c

what a great player

makes you realise how overrated Rooney is




cue vivatosser to tell me the granny shagger is the best player in the world ever

[vivaronaldo]

im said:

I like you...

Your deluded but consistent...

...consistently deluded

I look forward to you buying me a beer at the lane

[mickk]

vivaronaldo said:

im said:

I like you...

Your deluded but consistent...

...consistently deluded

I look forward to you buying me a beer at the lane

Now i would love to witness that.

[vivaronaldo]

mickk said:

vivaronaldo said:

im said:

I like you...

Your deluded but consistent...

...consistently deluded

I look forward to you buying me a beer at the lane

Now i would love to witness that.

you can, you can buy the second round, cause all you cockneys have got loaaaaaadsaaaa money

[vivaronaldo]

mgp1969 said:

central said:

After the "Gascoigne dead" thread got removed, this seems a sort of relevant place to post this -

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CPdRCouu49c

what a great player

makes you realise how overrated Rooney is




cue vivatosser to tell me the granny shagger is the best player in the world ever

Mr ABU you need to relax, Rooney is a fantastic player, not the best player in the world we already have that in Ronaldo

[wolves_wanderer]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/footbal...

According to The Sun Newcastle are after Hoddle


x1,000,000

[MaxAndRuby]

vivaronaldo said:

we sing for 90 mins

Not quite, I was above you lot in the Upper Anfield Road end a couple of weeks ago. There were two particular parts of the game when you made no noise at all, just stood there looking ugly!

Did make a lot of noise after the final whistle though, which surprised me.

[largerandrock]

Man utd have got the best of everything well so they like to think!... Hope you have to play rome away this season! i might even by a italian police costume so after the game

Any get away with it!

[Negative Creep]

http://www.football365.com/story/0,17033,8652_4196...

O'Leary and Bassett next in line for the job.



Bwhahahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahaahhahaha



If it helps, I can give you directions on getting to Plymouth's ground. It will be very useful in 12 months time.

[vivaronaldo]

largerandrock said:

Man utd have got the best of everything well so they like to think!... Hope you have to play rome away this season! i might even by a italian police costume so after the game

Any get away with it!

Quite amusing at Roma away, GMP told the Roma police to look out for a large group of united "hooligans" on the way to the ground, their police assumed that the group would all have their "colours" showing but as we were all dressed in black they completely ignored us as we walked over thir bridge, hence chaos ensued. Problem with the italians is they use knifes, bats, motorcycle helmets etc and pick you off in 1's and 2's, so if your a chelsea fan going out there make sure you dont walk to the ground in a small number, also dont get a taxi as they will drop you by the home end.

[vivaronaldo]

MaxAndRuby said:

vivaronaldo said:

we sing for 90 mins

Not quite, I was above you lot in the Upper Anfield Road end a couple of weeks ago. There were two particular parts of the game when you made no noise at all, just stood there looking ugly!

Did make a lot of noise after the final whistle though, which surprised me.

fair point, problem with the big games is that all the tickets get snapped up by orientals. At chelsea for example their was a chinese guy sitting down, filming the whole game, and writing all the tactics and formations on his laptop placed on his lap, unbelievable.

[vivaronaldo]

Joe Kinnear next manager

[MaxAndRuby]

vivaronaldo said:

their was a chinese guy sitting down, filming the whole game, and writing all the tactics and formations on his laptop placed on his lap, unbelievable.

You couldn't make that up!

[Negative Creep]

vivaronaldo said:

Joe Kinnear next manager

Ok so I withdraw my previous comments. I would like to add

hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha

aha

Bwhahahaahaahahahahahahahaha

[largerandrock]

Joe kinnear wow!!!! Wise and ashley must of out pulled all the stops to get him in!

[MaxAndRuby]

[largerandrock]

Least we might have a chance of winning the league next season

CHAMPIONSHIP winners 2009/10 now thats something to look forward to!

[10 Pence Short]

Does anyone else have this image of Dennis Wise and Llambias sitting in the office, with an open phonebook on the desk, methodically ringing the numbers...

"Hello, is that Mrs. J Smith?"

"Yes dear, who is this?"

"It's Dennis Wise, from Newcastle, do you want to be our"

Brrrrrrrr.

[largerandrock]

Wise walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the

Counter and said 'Hi, I'm looking for a Football Manager who would like the chance to manage under me the "director of football"'.



The man behind the counter replied 'Your timing is amazing. We've just got a CV in from a very Experienced Champions league winning manager who doesnt mind haveing a per game contract!


He only wants a Salary package worth £20.00 a game'

Wise said 'You're bullsh*tting me!'

The man behind the counter said 'Well you started it!'

Edited by largerandrock on Friday 26th September 14:28