What has your "friend" been up to?

[anonymous-user]

Hello, friends of friends. The real world is sort of making a vague reappearance, and I've decided that I need to focus on preventing my friend from doing the sort of unwise things that he habitually does. I shall fail in this, of course, but as part of this futile project I am binning most forms of social media, including this one. So cheerio, and I hope that all of your friends can avoid the worst consequences of their excesses.

[anonymous-user]

My friend’s neighbour likes to keep herself to herself and doesn’t really speak to anyone, which suits my friend just fine. Regrettably, he fears that he has sealed the deal on that front while installing a fancy android headunit into his compact executive saloon.

He found himself in a spot of great frustration at a particularly troublesome trim clip and, unaware that she had just arrived home and was traversing her driveway, exclaimed at a volume he is not proud of: “just go in you stupid German ”.

He does not believe that his neighbour is German but is still mortified.