Focus RS Broke down - fuming with Ford!

[ChilliWhizz]

Water far away will not put out fire close by

[cayman-black]

WTF is going on here? where has the OP gone?

[MDMA .]

MorganP104 said:

MDMA . said:

MorganP104 said:

Instruction for happy life:

1) Take broke ass car to dealer.

2) Say "Hey dealer, this broke ass car under warranty!"

3) Wait for dealer man to call your phone.

HTH.

How do you know Jeff is Chinese?

I no know Jeff is Chinese. Me just handing out advice in style of Chinese proverb. Adds very good gravitas to instruction.

Proverb also say : Man who scratch bottom should not bite fingernails.

[Gary C]

MDMA . said:

Proverb also say : Man who scratch bottom should not bite finger nails.

Surely that should be "one armed man who scratches arse should not bite finger nails"

Anyway, where's the snowflake gone ?

[matchmaker]

I'm glad I'm still on holiday so I can follow this.

[anonymous-user]

cayman-black said:

WTF is going on here? where has the OP gone?

Mum said he had to finish his homework.

[cayman-black]

garyhun said:

Mum said he had to finish his homework.

[Loyly]

Maybe next time buy a hot hatch with a strong engine, like a Civic Type R or a Golf R.

[RumbleOfThunder]

Loyly said:

Maybe next time buy a hot hatch with a strong engine, like a Civic Type R or a Golf R.

Since a grand total of 3 Type R's have been sold, I think that's a bit difficult to confirm.

[IanCress]

Unbelievable, Jeff.

[culpz]

I do find it fascinating how some people can't seem to reel in their raging anger for a few minutes, to be able to write a punctuated and semi-detailed post, for us fellow strangers to give helpful advice to. Seriously though, we need the full wack of details for something like this to be worthwhile.

[liner33]

CTR = strong engine/weak gearbox

[Ahbefive]

IBTL

My bets are on Humandung being off school and not allowed on his Xbox.

[mackay45]

Jeff_Unenthused

[MorganP104]

IanCress said:

Unbelievable, Jeff.

Just because.

[sunbeam alpine]

cayman-black said:

WTF is going on here? where has the OP gone?

He can't have gone far - his car's fked!

[yellowjack]

sunbeam alpine said:

cayman-black said:

WTF is going on here? where has the OP gone?

He can't have gone far - his car's fked!

[Last Visit]

Excellent thread Jeff, you'll fit in well around these parts.

[culpz]

xjay1337 said:

No ideas for a name said:

Jeff_Enthused said:

Thanks for the quick responses, it's under warranty as it's a 2016 plate but I don't have the warranty documentation.

So why don't Ford want to know? Surely it is just a warranty claim.

There is certainly more to this than meets the i.

There's a guy that i follow on Instagram, who bought either a brand new or nearly new Focus RS last year, from a main dealer. His engine let go and apparently had a nightmare experience with Ford, who threatened to charge him for the damage and basically blamed him for the whole incident.

[Quickmoose]

RumbleOfThunder said:

liner33 said:

scottyfocus said:

Look mate it's sold as seen so sending the 'lads' round isn't going to achieve anything. There was fk all wrong with the car when i sold you it maybe if you hadn't red-lined it off my drive it wouldn't have blown??

Send one more text my way and i'll fking bury you.

P.S Thanks for the £30k you mug.

OMG please be real.

It is certainly real that people actually talk like Scotty and Jeff in real life... I have experienced bruvs being all up in my face....and making overt death threats that would subsequently undermine any defence they later relied on.
I blame the parents and the education system....

Are people going soft? not Scotty or Jeff that's for sure, they're dominating the st out of private second hand car sales.