Focus RS Broke down - fuming with Ford!

[anonymous-user]

And I'm a troll!

Righto..

[Swampy1982]

anyone fancy mocking up a picture of sad face Jeff, broken RS and a suitable daily mail headline about his house value?

[Momentofmadness]

https://www.autocar.co.uk/car-news/new-cars/ford-f...

[OddCat]

RumbleOfThunder said:

liner33 said:

scottyfocus said:

Look mate it's sold as seen so sending the 'lads' round isn't going to achieve anything. There was fk all wrong with the car when i sold you it maybe if you hadn't red-lined it off my drive it wouldn't have blown??

Send one more text my way and i'll fking bury you.

P.S Thanks for the £30k you mug.

OMG please be real.

I'm assuming that Scotty was just giving a hypothetical "sellers" view and is not the actual seller.

Would be great if he was (the seller) though. Maybe the he could actually provide some actual information given that Jeff "I don't believe it" has flounced...

[Mexman]

Jeff, your a massive bellend, now fook off and take your broken non existent RS, and shove it up your aRSe.

[Mike335i]

Thought kids were back at school? This is probably the most rediculous thread I've read in here in a while.

[Mexman]

I think he mis typed his user name, should read Jeff euthenased.

[scottyfocus]

Quickmoose said:

It is certainly real that people actually talk like Scotty and Jeff in real life... I have experienced bruvs being all up in my face....and making overt death threats that would subsequently undermine any defence they later relied on.
I blame the parents and the education system....

Are people going soft? not Scotty or Jeff that's for sure, they're dominating the st out of private second hand car sales.

You are clearly very intelligent and i respect your opinion. I hope you have had a nice day.

Jeff won't be posting on here again. He won't be doing much to be fair.

[996TT02]

Mexman said:

I think he mis typed his user name, should read Jeff euthenased.

Bad man, funny joke make thread watcher fill monitor with spit.

Good man come wipe it for thread watcher.

[daemon]

scottyfocus said:

He won't be doing much to be fair.

[Swampy1982]

scottyfocus said:

Quickmoose said:

It is certainly real that people actually talk like Scotty and Jeff in real life... I have experienced bruvs being all up in my face....and making overt death threats that would subsequently undermine any defence they later relied on.
I blame the parents and the education system....

Are people going soft? not Scotty or Jeff that's for sure, they're dominating the st out of private second hand car sales.

You are clearly very intelligent and i respect your opinion. I hope you have had a nice day.

Jeff won't be posting on here again. He won't be doing much to be fair.

Insert "not sure if serious" meme here...

[Mexman]

scottyfocus said:

You are clearly very intelligent and i respect your opinion. I hope you have had a nice day.

Jeff won't be posting on here again. He won't be doing much to be fair.

He wasn't doing very fking much anyway.

[OddCat]

Bloody hell. Jeff and Scotty are the same person ????!!

[Ahbefive]

scottyfocus said:

You are clearly very intelligent and i respect your opinion. I hope you have had a nice day.

Jeff won't be posting on here again. He won't be doing much to be fair.

I am assuming that you mean the exact opposite of all of this and we will be hearing from Jeff shortly?

[OddCat]

Ahbefive said:

I am assuming that you mean the exact opposite of all of this and we will be hearing from Jeff shortly?

This makes me want to set up a second account with the user name "Jeff Shortly"

ETA....then I could use one to threaten the other !

[oilbethere]

OddCat said:

Bloody hell. Jeff and Scotty are the same person ????!!

Rule number 1. You do not talk about RS Fight Club.

[Mexman]

It's a 1.4 CL with a body kit innit......Barryboys is over there...>>>>>>>>

[anonymous-user]

Focus RS owners, God love 'em

[anonymous-user]

The Crack Fox said:

Jeff_Enthused said:

Can anyone recommend if I'm able to force teh original bloke to take the car back if it breaks down so quick

Yes, you can force him. Kidnapping his children is a good place to start. Try that. He's bound to give you your money back. Unless he doesn't like his kids then you're stuck with them.

Can i just say i don't think Crackies post ^^^ got the Lolz it deserved. Particularly the bit about ending up with the original sellers kids! actually LOLling here ;-)

[OddCat]

Max_Torque said:

The Crack Fox said:

Jeff_Enthused said:

Can anyone recommend if I'm able to force teh original bloke to take the car back if it breaks down so quick

Yes, you can force him. Kidnapping his children is a good place to start. Try that. He's bound to give you your money back. Unless he doesn't like his kids then you're stuck with them.

Can i just say i don't think Crackies post ^^^ got the Lolz it deserved. Particularly the bit about ending up with the original sellers kids! actually LOLling here ;-)

Agreed. It is a cracking post and deserved more credit !